it's counter productive to how things improve in the market place. he should patronize those that offer the thing he wants, whether or not he's used them before. he's actually hindering the whole thing like a faggot.
Especially since a corporation made it abundantly clear they don't give a fuck about an individual person when he went into his whole tirade with United years ago.
If anyone else were to write this is would be humorous because you know they were joking that something trivial like a blanket at the age of 45 would lead to you ranting like a lunatic. This psychopath really thinks he deserves better treatment because he is a prop comic.
"Everyone takes several flights a week like I do. Everyone who drinks dairy products experiences horrifying diarrhea and unstoppable gas. Everyone has had several homosexual experiences before the age of six. Everyone who sees a celebrity has an uncontrollable desire to get a picture with them. Everyone is like me and it's foolish to assume otherwise."
He really does think that everyone had gay experiences when they were children, and that they're not honest like him when they say they didn't. It doesn't occur to him that that was a sign of sexual abuse, he thinks everyone is secretly a little gay. It's how he rationalizes his degeneracy. Hearing how mad he got when the interns wouldn't "admit" to it really annoyed me. He lives in his own head
Im sure they planned to run out blankets to ruin your flight baby boy. If only the employees were into their job as much as norton. Oh then they would never restock.
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1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-18
Burger King doesn’t appreciate my business enough either, Jim.
1 Skyfryer 2019-03-18
The airlines are motherfucking him!
1 brandoniskindadead 2019-03-18
Delta are sssssssscumbags. Genuinely.
1 SirSodomy 2019-03-18
I’m so tired of this princess
1 SwollenPeckas 2019-03-18
How fucking dumb do you have to be to show 'loyalty' to a corporation that doesn't even know you exist in the first place? Shithead.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-18
it's counter productive to how things improve in the market place. he should patronize those that offer the thing he wants, whether or not he's used them before. he's actually hindering the whole thing like a faggot.
1 quasi100 2019-03-18
Weird, the guy who couldn't pass high school and had to get a GED doesn't understand basic econ. WHo'd have thought.
1 Kalikhead 2019-03-18
And don’t forget failed out of Community College while we are at it.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-18
I feel the same way when these faggots make politics their identity. Good choice, Anthony
1 BlackManMoan 2019-03-18
Especially since a corporation made it abundantly clear they don't give a fuck about an individual person when he went into his whole tirade with United years ago.
Didn't baby-boy learn anything?
1 Bennieand 2019-03-18
Lol as if they know who this worm is. You’re just another number, stupid
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-18
If anyone else were to write this is would be humorous because you know they were joking that something trivial like a blanket at the age of 45 would lead to you ranting like a lunatic. This psychopath really thinks he deserves better treatment because he is a prop comic.
1 SirSodomy 2019-03-18
Baby needs his blankie
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-03-18
Just wear a fucking hoody.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-03-18
"Everyone takes several flights a week like I do. Everyone who drinks dairy products experiences horrifying diarrhea and unstoppable gas. Everyone has had several homosexual experiences before the age of six. Everyone who sees a celebrity has an uncontrollable desire to get a picture with them. Everyone is like me and it's foolish to assume otherwise."
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-03-18
He really does think that everyone had gay experiences when they were children, and that they're not honest like him when they say they didn't. It doesn't occur to him that that was a sign of sexual abuse, he thinks everyone is secretly a little gay. It's how he rationalizes his degeneracy. Hearing how mad he got when the interns wouldn't "admit" to it really annoyed me. He lives in his own head
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-18
It feels like sucking cock, not like getting your dick sucked. I'm with you brother.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-03-18
Old AIDS queen got chilly
1 Psych555 2019-03-18
When I think of Jim "the Worm" Norton, the first thing I thin of is loyalty.
1 DoubleAmputeeFetish 2019-03-18
Wouldn't "loyalty" be sticking with the airline even though they had no blankets, worm?
1 hitch21 2019-03-18
This man has no idea what loyalty is so why am I not surprised by his lack of understanding of the term.
1 undersight 2019-03-18
Bring something warm next time stupid
1 undersight 2019-03-18
Bring something warm next time stupid
1 Haunter94 2019-03-18
Are you trying to tell me BABY BOY is upset he didn't get a BLANKET?
how deliciously Shakespearean
1 BullsLawDan 2019-03-18
This is the same clown that will call people who struggle with genuine mental illness "baby boy".
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-03-18
Jim Norton, 40 years old at the time: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT MY BLANKIE GIMME MY BLANKIE
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-03-18
Im sure they planned to run out blankets to ruin your flight baby boy. If only the employees were into their job as much as norton. Oh then they would never restock.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-18
boy he sure complains about airlines a lot
1 DoubleAmputeeFetish 2019-03-18
"What's the deal with airline blankets!?!"
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-18
I hope Jim gets shitty service everywhere he goes for the remainder of his wormy existence.
1 Jungies 2019-03-18
I bet they had plenty of blankets but the hostess remembered him from a previous flight.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-18
Seems reasonable. My 2 year old also gets cranky and throws a fit when he doesn’t get his blanket.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-18
This multi billion dollar corporation doesn't value MY LOYALTY!
1 BerryChomb 2019-03-18
Jim Norton is a fucking idiot
1 winkleham 2019-03-18
Loyalty to an airline? Is it possible to be any more retarded? Here's me thinking you choose your flights based on price and available times.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-18
Aww Jimmy needed a blankey on the air pwane.
1 jsnoots 2019-03-18
Who needs a fucking blanket?
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-18
He is the worst "human" I have ever encountered.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-03-18
Cumia is a child rapist but i still hate Jim more.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-18
Delta airlines motherfucked him.
1 SirSodomy 2019-03-18
Baby needs his blankie
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-18
It feels like sucking cock, not like getting your dick sucked. I'm with you brother.