A Worm Without an Airline: Loyalty Lost

86  2019-03-18 by bovinebrain

40 comments

Burger King doesn’t appreciate my business enough either, Jim.

The airlines are motherfucking him!

Delta are sssssssscumbags. Genuinely.

I’m so tired of this princess

How fucking dumb do you have to be to show 'loyalty' to a corporation that doesn't even know you exist in the first place? Shithead.

it's counter productive to how things improve in the market place. he should patronize those that offer the thing he wants, whether or not he's used them before. he's actually hindering the whole thing like a faggot.

Weird, the guy who couldn't pass high school and had to get a GED doesn't understand basic econ. WHo'd have thought.

And don’t forget failed out of Community College while we are at it.

I feel the same way when these faggots make politics their identity. Good choice, Anthony

Especially since a corporation made it abundantly clear they don't give a fuck about an individual person when he went into his whole tirade with United years ago.

Didn't baby-boy learn anything?

Lol as if they know who this worm is. You’re just another number, stupid

If anyone else were to write this is would be humorous because you know they were joking that something trivial like a blanket at the age of 45 would lead to you ranting like a lunatic. This psychopath really thinks he deserves better treatment because he is a prop comic.

Baby needs his blankie

Just wear a fucking hoody.

"Everyone takes several flights a week like I do. Everyone who drinks dairy products experiences horrifying diarrhea and unstoppable gas. Everyone has had several homosexual experiences before the age of six. Everyone who sees a celebrity has an uncontrollable desire to get a picture with them. Everyone is like me and it's foolish to assume otherwise."

  • Jim "Apotheosis of Naïveté" Norton

He really does think that everyone had gay experiences when they were children, and that they're not honest like him when they say they didn't. It doesn't occur to him that that was a sign of sexual abuse, he thinks everyone is secretly a little gay. It's how he rationalizes his degeneracy. Hearing how mad he got when the interns wouldn't "admit" to it really annoyed me. He lives in his own head

It feels like sucking cock, not like getting your dick sucked. I'm with you brother.

Old AIDS queen got chilly

When I think of Jim "the Worm" Norton, the first thing I thin of is loyalty.

Wouldn't "loyalty" be sticking with the airline even though they had no blankets, worm?

This man has no idea what loyalty is so why am I not surprised by his lack of understanding of the term.

Bring something warm next time stupid

Bring something warm next time stupid

Are you trying to tell me BABY BOY is upset he didn't get a BLANKET?

how deliciously Shakespearean

This is the same clown that will call people who struggle with genuine mental illness "baby boy".

Jim Norton, 40 years old at the time: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT MY BLANKIE GIMME MY BLANKIE

Im sure they planned to run out blankets to ruin your flight baby boy. If only the employees were into their job as much as norton. Oh then they would never restock.

boy he sure complains about airlines a lot

"What's the deal with airline blankets!?!"

I hope Jim gets shitty service everywhere he goes for the remainder of his wormy existence.

I bet they had plenty of blankets but the hostess remembered him from a previous flight.

Seems reasonable. My 2 year old also gets cranky and throws a fit when he doesn’t get his blanket.

This multi billion dollar corporation doesn't value MY LOYALTY!

Jim Norton is a fucking idiot

Loyalty to an airline? Is it possible to be any more retarded? Here's me thinking you choose your flights based on price and available times.

Aww Jimmy needed a blankey on the air pwane.

Who needs a fucking blanket?

He is the worst "human" I have ever encountered.

Cumia is a child rapist but i still hate Jim more.

Delta airlines motherfucked him.

Baby needs his blankie

It feels like sucking cock, not like getting your dick sucked. I'm with you brother.