Anthony Cumia and SelfCuttingGirl (Updated)
318 2019-03-18 by wannabuyaghost
I've been adding to the original post over the last few months and will continue to do so. If you have anything relevant to contribute then post it here and I'll add it to the list.
This centers around the SelfCuttingGirl catfish story, in which a 40 year old man fooled Anthony, and many others, into believing he was a 14 year old girl. Read that post here. Also, keep in mind that this is who these people thought they were communicating with.
"The Hunter" is Jordan Hembrough and the other girl-friend mentioned is shelbys__tweets; who claims to have turned 18 in late 2016, which would have made her around 13 or 14 when all of this was going down. I find it hard to believe that this is a real person, but that doesn't matter. It's worth mentioning that this is one of the "real girls" Anthony brings up when discussing the reveal on the show. Anthony still follows this girl on twitter, btw, or at least he did before he was banned.
We'll start at the end and then double back to when Jordan Hembrough, a TV show host in his 40's, decided it was appropriate to contact what he believed to be a 14 year old girl, make inappropriate comments, take her on as a pseudo employee, and make even more inappropriate jokes that would make even Chip cringe (It's like an Army joke). Oof. You probably noticed a reference to Penn Jilette in there, too. Apart from Anthony and Jordan, Penn was one of the most publicly engaging celebrities.
Now here's the old O&A gang discussing the fact that they'd been had. The more I listen to this the more I notice how panicked everyone sounds. High-pitch Jimmy denies knowing anything about her while also claiming that he knew she was really a he all along, Opie kinda knows something, but not as much as everyone else, and Anthony tries to frame the conversation in a way that emphasizes how much of a creep this guy is for pretending to be an underage girl, despite the fact that he had been grooming "her" for well over a year.
Yeah, about that: Here's an old thread full of information. Linked threads: first and second. Here's Anthony denying that he'd ever been catfished in the first place & the thread. Remember ApologyGirl21? This is her. It's possible that this girl is one of the "real friends" that Ant was complaining about opening up to SelfCuttingGirl, too. Here's the thread where Ant deletes his denial. Here's Anthony claiming that he bought SelfCuttingGirl a macbook because he's a charitable fellow. Here's Ant's 17 year old girlfriend, ApologyGirl21, being used to lure in more strays and Ant offering SelfCuttingGirl room and board.
Here's a section of a blog post by Melissa Statten, one of Anthony's ex's, entitled: Trophy Wife aka My Life With A Shock Jock & the full version, which discusses her finding out that he had saved this 14 year old girl's Amazon wishlist "because she's a fan of the show and she's cute". Here's Anthony publicly thumbing his nose at his ex for getting upset that he's purchasing gifts for what he believed to be a 14 year old girl. Here's a bonus clip of Melissa Statten exposing Tranthony Cumio as a ladyboy lover and the thread. I should probably clarify why the Sue Lightning/tranny stuff is relevant...This is why.
The reason I haven't posted any direct communications between Anthony and this "girl" is because at some point during the whole hullabaloo of Ant admitting that he was catfished, then claiming that the catfished story never happened, him saying she was just a girl who the guys on the show retweeted, then claiming that he bought her things because he's a charitable guy, and even going so far as to pretend that SelfCuttingGirl was his niece at one point...he decided to wipe his entire twitter account the same way he wiped his Vine account. Bonus: His reaction to the Vine likes. The only problem with wiping your account clean is that all of the @ mentions are still there. There are some speculative things. I'm not sure what to make of that. I don't know who that message was sent to, but there's enough left over to paint a picture of what was really going on. Plus, you'd be a fool to not take the man at his word.
A few more instances:
Anthony brings child porn to play on the show.
Anthony creeps out some teenage girls by taking pictures of them in a restaurant. Archived photo and Tweets.
Here his taking a creepshot of a girl who couldn't have been more than 8 years old.
Another round of 'How young would you go' where Anthony "jokes" about having sex with 9 year olds. He later changes his answer to 15.
There's his friendship with Kurt Love, the sex offender who was sent to prison for sodomizing a 12 year old.
Here's Anthony drooling over Bobo's underage sister and a thread where former producer for O&A, Danny (/u/TheBlueAwning), claims that convicted pedophile, Kurt Love aka Jeffery Hollander, brought Bobo's then 16 year old sister and a friend over to Anthony's house for a pool party. Link and archive link of the thread where he delivers with the photo that corroborates his story. Here's Anthony's response to Danny (1hr35mins) and Danny's response to the response, in which Danny alleges that Anthony digitally penetrated a 14 year old girl in his home theater room. Archive link.
Anthony drooling over the 13 year old cash me outside girl. Taken from TACS 537 1:12:00. He filed a copyright claim on the latter for obvious reasons, but the thread is still up. Edit: A little snippet of the kinds of things he was saying.
In 2006 Ant did an impression of a guy defending his own pedophilia, he later went on to repeat those words but in defense of himself.
He referred to Roman Polanski as a hero for anally raping a 13 year old girl.
E-Rock and Opie lied to Olympic gymnast Mikayla Mirony, then 17, for a disturbing bit on the show. What makes this even more egregious on their part is that it took place after Anthony had caused a Twitter shit storm by Tweeting about breaking Mikayla's hymen. Some of the Tweets, which were all sent before this bit, are saved in this article.
On August 14, 2018 it was discovered that former O&A producer, Erik Nagel, made a comment in a thread titled "What should have stayed in Vegas, but didn't?" on /r/AskReddit about a former co-worker. He wrote, "An ex co-worker of mine got blackout drunk and wouldn't stop trying to pick up this young teen in front of her family. Her father almost fought him, but an off-duty police officer stepped in and convinced the guy to get upstairs and go to bed." Within a couple of hours of this admission being posted to /r/opieandanthony Erik wiped his account history and created two new posts in an attempt to make it look like the account was owned by someone else. There have been rumors circulating that Erik would be joining Anthony's podcast network in some capacity prior to this happening, which would explain his panic.
This is a Periscope video taken by his ex, Dani Brand (Golightly), in which she says that the only reason Anthony bought a drone was to look at middle school girls. In the video he can be seen hovering the drone over the local middle school and junior high school.
Here's Anthony saying that he would only watch ICarly to jerk off. Jimmy seriously asks what's wrong with him. There's no joke there.
Another instance of him commenting on how hot he finds a teenage girl.
In this clip Anthony insinuates that if he had become a carnival worker he would have statutory rape charges all across America for sleeping with 14 year olds.
There's the whole 'Ant goes to prom' bit, too. Part 1 and Part 2.
Here's a clip of him saying that a 14 year old prostitute on Maury is "completely, legitimately fuckable".
Bill Burr says that Anthony has The Neverland Ranch for someone who doesn't molest kids and Anthony replies with, "...Little do you know."
Here he is admitting to finding the sexual abuse of women arousing. Here he is taking photos of a passed out girl and posting them to Twitter.
Here he is flat out admitting that he slept with a 14 year old when he was 21...or 18? Either way, it's illegal.
This is possibly a reference to the same girl. This time he says that he was dating a 15 year old when he was 19 years old.
SelfCuttingGirl's ask.fm page and a few answers. The questions are anonymous, obviously, but I feel this also helps to paint a fuller picture of the relationship between Cumia and what he thought was a 14 year old girl.
- Addressing the old ParamoreCunt handle
- The hate for Danny Ross
- How she got into O&A
- Are you trying to get Cumia to bed you
- Why does @MelissaStetten hates you
- Someone asks about her underwear and then follows up with a "I'm turned on, haha", which makes me think it was Cumia.
- Sex with older guys
- Do you like hot tubs and guns? Anthony stop asking me;)
- Do you masturbate to people from Twitter
- Has Ant ever touched you
- Romantic with Cumia, that didn't answer the question, and how old she was when she first started talking to Cumia
- Wanna shoot a .50 cal, toots? or have you
- iPhone 6 for sex and the sugar daddy
- Ever met Ant in person?
- A suggestive picture request and the famous wishlist
118 comments
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-18
This is how and why Anthony's faggot ass cant SUE us unless hes talking about sucking off a tranny before buying him tits
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-03-18
doing the lord's work, bravo.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-03-18
Because you were there... STFU. Zero credibility shitcunt.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
The majority of the things in this post are literally clips of Anthony and archives of his social media posts. How is that not credible?
1 jubbytime 2019-03-18
Sup Ant/Joe!
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-03-18
Lick my nuts you ghoulish looking child rapist... or perhaps the cow looking ass child spit drinker. Either way this is probably a Cumia
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-03-18
This has to be Joe. Less than 30 day old account. The first post he makes, he runs crying to HateSubsInAction about us.. He refers to Joe as “the big lug” while asking what Joe ever did wrong. No one likes Joe except Joe. And I absolutely believe Joe would spell intellectual that way.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-18
It's fucking hilarious. Joe was sitting there, trying to come up with a sympathetic Reddit name:
"Ah, I'll call myself an 'intellectual homosexual', the SJWs will love that.'"
Then his very first post is an attempt to get the sub shut down.
Even the dopes trying to get T_D shut down are more subtle than THAT.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-18
Forget the lack of subtlety, just the sheer unimaginativeness of it is telling (because it's so jaw-droppingly dumb). He really thought he concocted a way to use our strategies against us. And ... that ... was the result.
And yeah, it's hilariously unsubtle, but also just flat out lazy that he figured "if I just put homosexual in my name, that will convey the message 100%!" He wouldn't even know where to begin a convincing campaign that might garner actual sympathy.
Joseph Cumia. Potato Peeler til the end of time. "Peels bad, go dat pot. Big white balls good, go dat pot.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-18
He's just such a larping weirdo. Two week ago he pretends to be a teenager, now he's A Noted Gay Man In The Intellectual Community.
It would be delightful if Joe catfished Ant at some point.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-03-18
Yo, bovine brain.
1 Jungies 2019-03-18
Does Anthony know that's what you call him?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-18
Don't you feel even a little bit sickened by having to bend over backwards and ignore literal facts to defend a pedophile? Is it really worth the pittance you get from this? I know that you Cumio Bros. lack the ability to feel shame but do you also lack any sort of ability to use basic judgment?
All this trouble and headache and hassle to defend a pedophile. For what? Because he has a pool and a karaoke machine? Your entire bloodline needs to be put down. You're diseased.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2019-03-18
Hi Joe. Enjoy the buttfucking at the Big Apple Ranch shitbag.
1 Kalikhead 2019-03-18
Wow.... Gonna have to save this one for a total listen and read next weekend... This is an amazing amount of things to go thru although I have probably heard 80% of it already... Thank you!
1 crudedrawer 2019-03-18
I remember when this show was just a fun stupid thing that I listened to in the afternoon after work in new york. SHEEESH!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-18
Ain't it fun?
1 SonOfTomServo 2019-03-18
Just a container of coffee and an AM/FM radio, I'm good.
1 SAdam24 2019-03-18
Thank you Regular Moe
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-18
Nice repost, stupid. But anyways this should be stickied and be the first result when you Google Anthony.
1 Retarded_Gay 2019-03-18
This must be stickied. Mods, please. This is extremely important information and it must be shared and accessible for future reference.
1 thay88 2019-03-18
To be fair to Penn Jillette, I don't think anything shady was going on there with him. He used to reply to pretty much everyone who wrote to him on Twitter. There was a lot of crossover with O&A fans.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
It's possible. Shit gets muddied and everything must be taken with a grain of salt. This ladies Facebook post was pretty interesting, though.
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-18
Hey, there's something about the link that's not letting me approve the post. Edit it and use Tinyurl or something.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
That work? The site I linked to might be banned after the events from this past week.
1 zanezavin123 2019-03-18
im assuming it is banned now.
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-03-18
Nope. Sorry.
This is way past getting out of hand.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-18
Pin this. Fuck your gay faggot weekly FFA
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-03-18
Somehow....some way....we NEED those “Gisele” texts from Dani. She’s thicc and happy now, so I don’t want to drag her back into this nonsense. We just need the texts (screenshot or otherwise) from the source; she can go back to her regular LA life, and we can destroy the Cumias.
1 CH0MSKYH0NK 2019-03-18
link me to thicc dani
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-18
https://i.imgur.com/vKzz2R5.jpg
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
I somehow missed this. What are the "Gisele texts"?
1 TacolasCage 2019-03-18
Is this the chick whose dad worked for Clinton?
1 db111 2019-03-18
That's apologygirl. She's the one in the Christmas picture. SelfCuttingGirl is the catfish
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
Yup. Whoever was hosting that X-Mas pic deleted it, but the link has been fixed. I forget whose page the pic of Whoo Kid, E-Rock, and The Toy Hunter was on, but they deleted that as well. Fixed that, too.
1 TacolasCage 2019-03-18
Thank you sir
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-18
”Anthony, you should be put to sleep.” - Patrice O’neal
1 Peckas1 2019-03-18
"You piece of trash". Human garbage
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-18
The only one brave enough to say this to the pedo fag
1 yvo4 2019-03-18
i believe patrice actually left the show after hearing ant say that he would fuck a 13 year old
1 thebigj99 2019-03-18
The Anthony Cumia Show has been reduced to popeye and looney tunes impressions from Anthony. Get those subscriptions folks!
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-18
he did. he walked out and ant went ha ha ho le shit patrice is leaving.
1 darthsmokey 2019-03-18
Just by listening the tone of Opie you know this is true, and everyone knew about it.
1 Frequent2001 2019-03-18
just read the stetten letter.. it has to suck being half famous, then the woman you dated are fucking writing blogs about all the shit you did during the relationship and talk about it on podcasts.. just trying to use that shit for publicity.. fucking rats are everywhere
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-18
It probably sucks less than having a sickly-looking pedophile cheat on you with something resembling a young child and then, even though he's the one who ruined the relationship, goes on his national radio show to tell the world about your fecal incontinence for no real reason.
1 Frequent2001 2019-03-18
ay look what i found.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2156670/Can-trust-ANYTHING-Melissa-Stetten-says-Model-tweeted-actors-flight-advances-history-stretching-truth.html
1 Peckas1 2019-03-18
I don't care that she cyber stalked Nana to discover his tranny breast purchases, and that she later had a hipster funeral in a broken down bus. She's a good egg.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-18
There's no proof she's talking about Anthony, though. She could be talking about Scott Ferrall.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-18
Absolutely disgusting. Anyone who still supports Anthony is a piece of shit and probably also a pedophile as well.
1 TonyBags662 2019-03-18
No doubt , sadly i thought he was funny at 1 time but now i wanna cave his fuckin skull in for sexually abusing children
1 nointernetforyou 2019-03-18
Would it have been that hard to type "one"?
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-18
It was funny when I thought it was a joke. I’m not above saying that I’ve accidentally found an underage girl attractive, hanging out with friends and seeing a girl and saying something about her, only for someone to say “shes like 16 dude” and quickly begging for forgiveness from god, any god. But there’s a difference between that and actively seeking out 13-16 year old chicks like Ant does, especially when you’re a millionaire and can afford to fuck of age women, no matter how ghoulish you are in appearance.
But back in the day I thought it was all jokes for the radio. “Oh Ant, ya old kid fucker”...Going back to and listening to those old clips now gives me the chills man. He’s a ghoul, no doubt.
1 placermutka 2019-03-18
has this been printed out and mailed to him yet?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-18
Thank you for your autism
1 DSaucy66642069 2019-03-18
Haha he really is a sick fuck creep
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-18
It's amazing people just glossed over it for so long. Part of the reason was that the 'Olson twins clock' sounded so much like nothing more than a shock radio bit. And they had another - well, not really a bit or running gag, but whatever. Where they would always be saying "any time the word TEEEEEN is in something, it can't get better". Usually they were referencing porn (legit porn), so you're like, yeah I guess, what's wrong with that? Legal 18 and 19 year old women .... ok if that's your thing. 18, 19, 22, 25, they pretty much all look the same, right?
Not to Anthony apparently. Or at least, it was clearly more than a matter of the physical with him.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
I forgot about the Olson Twins shit. Here's an original Brother Joe song he wrote when they were underage. Here's a bit about them called "Ant's in my Pants".
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
Has Sam ever addressed the catfish any further than what was discussed on air? Listening to that again and he seems to be the most informed of anyone. Sam was the one who Hembrough called and told about it and then Sam was the one who informed Ant. Not to mention Hembrough was a guest on the after show a week or two before he even found out. He comes in at the 5 minute mark.
1 darthsmokey 2019-03-18
Dude sam is the most calculating and cunning person. The prodegy of Opie. He probably knew every deatail of that story, and would have used it if Ant didnt get fired to get that spot. > https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/agrpo8/a_seventh_documentary_accusing_anthony_cumia_of/
1 Psych555 2019-03-18
If by calculating and cunning and you mean disingenuous and weaselly.
1 TitsAndPaycheck 2019-03-18
Nice spelling of progeny, stupid.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-18
It's important to keep all of this in mind when Ant calls us losers.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-18
Anthony Cumia is a piece of shit
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-18
Anthony Cumia is a pedophile
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-18
"I heard that this one guy..."
Jeez who could Anthony be referring to
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-03-18
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
1 mecharupertdyland 2019-03-18
Everyone here was defending this creepy behaviour, you're only mad because you feel like he's turned on you. Fucking weirdos.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
Imagine being this person
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-18
Well, that's embarrassing
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-03-18
You should send this to buzzfeed or other such gay sites
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1 late_50s_why 2019-03-18
As if they will put the resources on destroying some no name black podcaster
1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-18
It's fun to see all the new people amazed by this. Theres no way this should ever be forgotten.
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-03-18
Could you imagine what would happen if the authorities got wind of this?
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-18
What a hideous person. Inside and out.
1 PauxFas 2019-03-18
Here he is drooling over the now 15 year old cash me ousside girl again fairly recently https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/agrpo8/a_seventh_documentary_accusing_anthony_cumia_of/
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-18
Anthony's a pretty warped and twisted guy who's openly said some pretty dark and fucked-up shit on the radio. A grown man practically moaning in lust over iCarly is not normal.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-18
Even more abnormal is how little effort he puts into hiding it. The Patrice 13 clip is really just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to that. In his mind everyone thinks like him, and he's society's victim in that he can't be free to talk about it, but maybe tomorrow or next week they'll all finally come out and simultaneously admit to it. Maybe change a few of those pesky laws.
1 TardisRepoMan 2019-03-18
I can't believe nobody remembers when he discovered "Toddlers & Tiaras". You know he watched it because of how crazy the moms were on the show. Sure Ant, sure.
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-18
I ain't reading all that shit.
1 redtrilobal 2019-03-18
I've been trying to find this for a while but there was definitely an O&A show where Ant keeps taking about his well thought out plan to wipe and destroy his hard drive all where the cops try to get it
1 Skip4play 2019-03-18
Might explain why he used a shotgun in his home on a computer.
1 redditorsarefaggots0 2019-03-18
HA HA HA Holy shit
1 vicvega007 2019-03-18
Hole-leeeeeeeee-shit
1 msulli27 2019-03-18
Not defending Ant here, but what is the proof that the girl in the pic isnt his niece?
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-03-18
Nana doesn't have a niece.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-18
I
HATE Anthony Cumia
1 LouieBeanshh 2019-03-18
We're gonna need /u/BeigeFrequency to make an addendum to the Demented World series featuring all this updated information
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-18
In one of the early shows Gavin did on Compound he brought these southern girls in to ostensibly get Rat laid. They're all in the pool together by the end and Dani pokes her head out of the house to say hello. I'm not subbed anymore so I'm not 100 percent sure but when I saw it I thought to myself she was roleplaying a child. Who knows maybe it was just her own craziness but I remember thinking there's something very odd going on at the Cumia residence.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-18
Didn't one of the southern girls ask if she was Ant's daughter?
It's hard to argue against that. Here's my take on it.
Ant was absolutely attracted to her because of her featureless, prepubescent body and little girl voice. She also seems incredibly immature and childish. I'm not sure if she played the voice thing up for his sake or not (my guess is not considering her father's weird as fuck voice). But it's exactly like how Sue said Ant was probably attracted to her because she looks like a 13 year old girl.
Have you ever seen any of Dani's periscopes at Ant's house (besides the famous ones)? It looks like hell. She could not be more obnoxious and her voice is incredibly grating. Ant seems like he detests her presence in every one of them. But he kept her around and put up with all of that shit every day just so that he could occasionally fuck something resembling a little girl.
Whatever your opinion on Missy's looks/personality is, she's much more pleasant than Dani. But Ant ended that relationship for Dani and only started fucking Missy again after Dani's periscopes. She was the backup plan but Dani is the ideal "woman" to him.
1 laurens_tits 2019-03-18
There is really nothing new going on in the O&A universe huh, oh well was fun while it lasted. Keep up the autism my friend! It’s all we have left.
1 Gloworm- 2019-03-18
Seriously, how much do you get paid to research all this? You have to be in your 30s or older to know this much about the show. You definitely do not get laid.
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
You can donate to my patreon page at patreon.com/icopyandpasteshitotherpeoplepost.
1 FuthuhMucker 2019-03-18
That really is the mantra of this sub. Copy/paste, repeat.
1 Gloworm- 2019-03-18
NEVVEER!!!#
1 FuthuhMucker 2019-03-18
Holy autism
1 CacaDick 2019-03-18
I wonder how many times Joe and Ant have fucked over the years.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-03-18
A googol.
1 ffffantomas 2019-03-18
It's kind of cut and dry right? He's a pretty disgusting individual.
I'm Irish. I got into the show 10 years ago via Ron and fez. The very first thing my friend (who had gotten me into the shows) said to me about them was: Ants the funny one......but he's a racist and total piece of shit.
Funny how id kind of forgotten/ignored it for so long.
1 Tashter 2019-03-18
Two conclusions can be drawn from this.
1 onamods 2019-03-18
firstly, youre a faggot. knowing you wasted your life on this nonsense brings me joy.
and the term is hebephilia but i think anthony has ephebophilia, as do most heterosexual adult men.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-18
He's a hebephile at the very least. The type of girls who are on that Maury show he was frothing over are in early adolescence and these are the girls he's willing to publicly express his lust for.
1 slothlivesmatter 2019-03-18
TL;DR Anth might not be a nice person
1 MattyDrumm 2019-03-18
Man, I loved Anthony Cumia. I thought he was really funny and have enjoyed countless hours of O&A. It really appears that he's a sick old man, and probably a dangerous one, according to these autistic threads. Good job!
1 rvgilder 2019-03-18
key word: "appears".
1 ArvelAzamat 2019-03-18
can someone send in all of this evidence to the FBI so they can start their own investigation?
1 Nursin-My-Beers 2019-03-18
Hoooly shit
1 tranthonycumiashow 2019-03-18
As messed up as Ant is, he could've had a lot of women who were legal age and lived what might be considered an enviable life. Honestly I hate Ant, not just for what he's become, but because he used to be a funny guy who could roll with jokes and lived what seemed to be an interesting life and turned into the grotesque troll he is today. Fuck...
1 Mateo151 2019-03-18
Fuck sakes there's "separating the art from the artist" but I don't think I can even listen to the old bits anymore
1 feelmikehawk 2019-03-18
I have recollections of him discussing his desire to be with the, what appears to be a teenage, surfing girl from a United Healthcare commercial. https://youtu.be/-8iKRozB2uQ
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-03-18
Fucking Jimmy is the most unconvincing, creepy piece of shit on the planet. "Of course I knew it was a guy.....how'd you know?" Worst liar I ever heard or seen.
1 rodmunch69 2019-03-18
You are fake news.
Now back to the glory hole fella.
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1 poachedload 2019-03-18
"No more high school"
1 poachedload 2019-03-18
Creeping on Steve Erwin's 14 year old daughter
1 throway4our 2019-03-18
You guys high five each other for trolling and possing off one person. With one post, /u/space_edge got all you autists triggered and throwing a fit.
1 wolf19fut 2019-03-18
Fascinating to go back and see but really disturbing he's an ill thing
1 wannabuyaghost 2019-03-18
That work? The site I linked to might be banned after the events from this past week.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-18
Forget the lack of subtlety, just the sheer unimaginativeness of it is telling (because it's so jaw-droppingly dumb). He really thought he concocted a way to use our strategies against us. And ... that ... was the result.
And yeah, it's hilariously unsubtle, but also just flat out lazy that he figured "if I just put homosexual in my name, that will convey the message 100%!" He wouldn't even know where to begin a convincing campaign that might garner actual sympathy.
Joseph Cumia. Potato Peeler til the end of time. "Peels bad, go dat pot. Big white balls good, go dat pot.