Patrick S. Tomlinson sucked my cock in the bathroom of my local bar

15  2019-03-18 by OperationPolybius

14 comments

And how was it, child?

Funny you bring up children. I heard he was banned from all waterparks for stealing kids underwear out of lockers.

I didn’t have a choice, this big boy can get violent

Nice harlequin ichthyosis lookin' lips, stupid

He looks like a boiled potato

He looks like a gay cat

Leave Fez out of this.

How was the shaft work?

Every picture makes it look like he's slowly fading out of our dimension.

Lucky

My favourite part about the bathroom is probably the handicapped stall, or as I like to call it “the master bedroom”. You ever go in there? There’s so much space. You can really stretch out, I feel like the king of France in here. Like that Dominique Strauss Kahn guy.

Nice 8 year old reference, stupid

Fat boy got some DSL's.

"Cum is my comfort food" -fat pat