Her scent was intoxicating.

49  2019-03-17 by RapistWithHIV

23 comments

”Me and my chick, we get daaark, man. We can get reeeeeeaaaal dark.”

Sometimes I'd open the drawer in the kitchen and just stare at a knife and brood.

”The thought of following through with it would NEVER occur to me, though.”

Negating his whole point.

Exactly! What a fucking tool.

Haha. He’s so fucking boring.

Can someone please link me to the audio of this?

That Adam's apple is bigger than mine.

Ur too fat to have one

Nice try but I'm actually underweight.

Lose some weight fatso.

I feel sorry for Norton’s mother. She must be in a constant state of worry.

Jim played a voicemail on air of his mother voicing concern about his life choices.

Doesn’t she beg him to stop seeing “ladies of the night”?

Oh if she knew the whole story

I feel no sympathy for a woman who let her moron degenerate son live at home till his 30s

I think Mrs. Norton is doing fine without your sympathy, self-righteous faggot.

She does seem to be a stupid retarded cunt

Shoulders like a linebacker

What a fucking loser

Who’s the chick visiting the ugly kid with cancer?

Farrah Lovely. Pretty passable other than the dick

Talk about putting lipstick on a worm

"I hang out with my ex all the time, we don't kiss or fuck or anything. We haven't hooked up in quite sometime." - Jim "panty wearing faggot" Norton