Serious answer? She has incredibly low self-esteem, largely due to her upbringing. She's from hick shitsville, Canada and grew up on a farm with a couple of hardworking but joyless meat puppets for parents.
She has told stories about how her father patting her on the head was about as effusive a display of affection she ever got from him and that when she got acute appendicitis as a 10 year old, her parents drove her the 3 hour trip to the nearest hospital and left her there for a week as she recovered from surgery.
With that kind of start in life, she was ripe picking for any creep with a nose for damaged. Plus Vos being a jew with a bit of confidence and some drug stories must have seemed like the most interesting guy ever to a yokel like her.
Apparently she had an even more deadbeat disgusting jew for a bf before Vos, he was actually a step up for her. Also had an affair with het old college professor,bitch is daddy issues
Didn't she used to go out with that fag from Firefly? The guy's worth about $20 mill. I'm sure she doesn't regret it didn't work out as Vos struggles to make the mortgage payments every month.
25 comments
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-17
for somewhere to live in New York
1 JPP132 2019-03-17
They live in New Jersey.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-17
no wonder she's so moody all the time
1 Obscurella 2019-03-17
her mother told her to go to America, marry a jew, get stupid rich
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-17
vurrrry gud
1 McGowan9 2019-03-17
Nice Florentine joke, stupid.
1 NumeroOtto 2019-03-17
she aspired to his intellect and humour
1 notadegenerate2 2019-03-17
Because she's a retarded Scot
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-17
Ever met one who isn't?
1 anonimescu 2019-03-17
Sean Connery
1 McGowan9 2019-03-17
Alexander Fleming.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-17
So, when he dies, she can inherit his coast to coast network of $350 one nighters at Chuckle Huts and Laff Stops.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-17
Dumb Opie desperately wanted her but stupid Vos had a better looking future.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-17
Serious answer? She has incredibly low self-esteem, largely due to her upbringing. She's from hick shitsville, Canada and grew up on a farm with a couple of hardworking but joyless meat puppets for parents.
She has told stories about how her father patting her on the head was about as effusive a display of affection she ever got from him and that when she got acute appendicitis as a 10 year old, her parents drove her the 3 hour trip to the nearest hospital and left her there for a week as she recovered from surgery.
With that kind of start in life, she was ripe picking for any creep with a nose for damaged. Plus Vos being a jew with a bit of confidence and some drug stories must have seemed like the most interesting guy ever to a yokel like her.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-17
Didnt they just stick her on the bus to the hospital?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-17
Yeah actually it could've been that.
1 asdfghjklfk 2019-03-17
How beautifully unfortunate
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-17
He was the first white guy on Def Comedy Jam
1 LamarandDolores 2019-03-17
White?
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-03-17
It doesn't matter. He's stuck with her now
1 pashow84 2019-03-17
To get close to Opie.
1 anonimescu 2019-03-17
Apparently she had an even more deadbeat disgusting jew for a bf before Vos, he was actually a step up for her. Also had an affair with het old college professor,bitch is daddy issues
1 McGowan9 2019-03-17
Didn't she used to go out with that fag from Firefly? The guy's worth about $20 mill. I'm sure she doesn't regret it didn't work out as Vos struggles to make the mortgage payments every month.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-17
She needed someone she could dominate
1 Soriano33alfonso 2019-03-17
Vos reminded Bonnie of her sister.