The description for Solo Joe got a nigga’s ribs hurtin’.

44  2019-03-17 by RBuddCumia

28 comments

"He only uses his ipad to look up lyrics and music when he is asked to play a request" - This information is just wildly unnecessary

Like volunteering his sex offender status on a syndicated judge show.

He mentioned that he had been informed of some (keep eyes open) tweets (fuck)

Can you imagine old folkies or bluesmen having to cary around lyrics like a fucking boob?

wasn't there a clip recently where he had to ask the few people in the audience for the next lyric?

Oh yeah with the terrible feedback

He must have been accused of playing back-up tracks.

How is it fair to play "stump the guitarist" if he can look up lyrics and music on his iPad? Or is the challenge seeing how close he can get to the original with his looper and pounding on the mic for drum solos?

He only gets 10-15 minutes to study a YouTube tutorial.

I hate every description this crusty elderly faggot writes about himself.

"doesn't need to rely on an iPad"

"He only uses his iPad to look up lyrics and music"

What a goddamn retard....

Why even mention it lmao

Isn’t Layla from the 70s?

He got confused. He was in his 60s in the 70s.

TV themes. I bet those are fun while you're trying to eat your dinner,

Seinfeld on slap bass again and again and again

If you're eating in the kind of place that would hire Joe Cumia to begin with you deserve indigestion and saliva-ridden food.

Doesn't need pre-recorded backing tracks. Just a DigiTech Looper and a smack on the body of his guitar

Oh and audience participation for when he forgets lyrics.

"If he's heard it, he'll try anything once..."

Apart from:

"Get your daughter to school on time, Mr Cumia you lay-about scum"

"Stop beating me with that frying pan! "

And of course:

"Get a real job, ya bum!"

You just did everything Beige did in a fraction of the time. Excellent work.

"It becomes a game of sorts"

Does it?

Then why didnt he play aint it fun

Joe Cumia is the Chad Kroger of nobodies... (Probably butchered the surname)

(Probably butchered the surname)

Do you think anyone here cares how you spell the last name of the vocalist for Nickleback? Either way, you can just google it next time, dingus.

Does he play birthday parties?

Enough. About. The. iPad.