Rule for Fatrick and his ilk: you don’t get to call people “incels” if the only women you’re able to get are complete dogs
80 2019-03-16 by nainaneleven
Can we start pushing back against these fucking numales who’ve decided that because they’re able to bang horrendous-looking women, they’re somehow superior to guys who don’t get pussy at all?
These lumpy-faced dorks throw the term around constantly whenever they’re arguing with any guy to the right of them. But heresh da thing: if the only women you’re able to get are complete dumpster fires, then you’re not qualified to use “you don’t fuck” as a burn because — while you may technically fuck — the only people willing to sleep with you are so unappealing that nobody else wants them. It’s like a homeless guy bragging that he sleeps under a bridge instead of on the sidewalk. It’s meaningless. .
I mean even actual self-identifying incels probably don’t want to bang the women most of these progressive betas get. You think Elliot Roger couldn’t have convinced some smelly 2 with stained teeth to touch his penis if he really wanted to? They’re mad because they aren’t fucking hot girls, you dummies, not because they aren’t fucking at all.
By the way, isn’t using sex to tacitly claim status a form of toxic masculinity? Sounds like you’re objectifying women to me, dude. Very bad praxis.
In summation, men who’ve never been near a respectable pussy in their life should avoid throwing stones in their very, very, very transparent glass houses. Thank you all for tolerating my autism.
55 comments
1 d4n4n 2019-03-16
Elliott Rodger could have fucked hot chicks, though.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-16
R.I.P. Supreme Gentleman.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-03-16
His lips were like pillows
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-03-16
Yeah dude drove a mercedes or BMW or something and he was in college in southern california.
1 Abortionsurvivor77 2019-03-16
I’d fuck him.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-03-16
Nah, he was a short, frail half Asian guy in SoCal. He was doomed from the beginning.
1 tapetape2 2019-03-16
He had $$$ too though, it’s his submissive asian mom weird fag father than made him such a psycho. Lots of half asian kids have a weird complex thinking they shouldn’t exist or something because money is the only reason their dad got their mom.
1 kingship75 2019-03-16
They're right, aren't they?
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-03-16
Hapas is one of my favorite places on Reddit
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-16
He really could have fucking cleaned up in the pussy department. I truly don’t get the Supreme Gentleman
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-03-16
Supreme Gentleman is way more meta than you think, my brah.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-16
Check out the empties bruthaman
1 theZenImpulse 2019-03-16
His dad is the First Unit Director of The Hunger Games films. The author of the novels those films are based on resides in Sandy Hook, Connecticut.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-16
Nah. Claiming you're too good for pussy still makes you an incel faggot.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-16
Incel, MGTOW, redpill, it's all excuses for social ineptitude. Pat can troll those losers all he pleases. Every beast tramples the grass.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
Go kiss him on his butthole then
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-16
I understand you guys have some girly drama with this Patrick guy but I still don’t know who he is or understand why I should care to hate him.
I’m sure he’s a big fag and I know he talked shit about the sub, which is enough for him to have to pay for his transgressions, but why do you care about this nobody?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
He's a fuck, what else do you need to know? Never go against the family, tranthasaurus.
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-16
Fair enough.
1 babysealclubber1 2019-03-16
your dead to me
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-16
The same with the Cumia ballwashers. We’ve seen their wives.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-16
What’s the story about Fred from Brooklyn’s wife cheating on him?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
"Can we start pushing back against something we've already been pushing back against?"
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
I’ve honestly yet to see anyone making this specific criticism anywhere, let alone this sub.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-16
its always weird to me when i hear that incel thing as an insult in the mainstream. just by using it as an insult you're implying that you would jump through hoops for a vagina. like, how is that better?
1 Porkclerk82 2019-03-16
This is so fucking pathetic. You can act like you and these other faggots don’t fuck because you have high standards, but it’s because you’re cowards. You don’t have to bend over backwards to get laid, you just have to not be repellant. It’s really easy, but you’ll never find out if you just sit in your room and drink all day, beta fag.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
FYI I’ve fucked both attractive and unattractive women (like many people here) and don’t blame anyone but myself when I do go through a dry spell. Thanks for the unnecessary pep talk though, dipshit.
1 Porkclerk82 2019-03-16
Oh FYI: Whenever I think this place is too cynical for embarrassing takes like yours I’m reminded how fucking wrong I am. Seems like the term “incel” hurts your feelings and then you wrote a whole report about it. It’s pathetic.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
It’s made pretty clear in my post that I’m not siding with incels and that I just don’t like progressive beta nerds forgetting their place so if you’re projecting a bunch of incel rage onto my post then you’re probably just shit at reading comprehension.
Like I said, I do alright with women. Not great, not terrible either. You probably fuck 10s every night though, right?
1 Porkclerk82 2019-03-16
No I don’t. I’m just a regular guy like you’re pretending to be. Don’t have a mental breakdown over it.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
Why don’t you just call me a special snowflake and be done with it? Christ, you argue like a woman.
1 Porkclerk82 2019-03-16
I just don’t know If you’re the guy who should be deciding who the betas and alphas are, considering your mental health status. It’s like you’re trying to confirm the jokes Marc Maron and Ant say about this place.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
Look, I’m not denying that I’m an autistic faggot, I just think it’s pretty obvious that you’re one too. Why are you trying to make out like I’m the sensitive one when you’re blatantly just as invested in this stupid back-and-forth as I am?
Go play armchair psychologist somewhere else, fella.
1 gunstore 2019-03-16
Mods please delete this embarrassing essay
1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-16
I got the point from the title and it wasn't that interesting in the first place.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-16
I'd fuck Fatricks wife. You know if it wasn't for the fact that she bangs all those colored dudes on the side.
1 Layzerbeamz 2019-03-16
Who gives a shit? Get a diary.
1 bal0rd 2019-03-16
"Heh I'm completely happy with this lazy woman and her appetite. You guys are suckers."
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-16
Anyone who uses millennial leftist slang should be gassed anyway
1 Fair-Beater 2019-03-16
I thought incel was an anti-left thing considering the logic. I dont think Fatrick is banging anything with his book-giving pick up technique
1 Artie-Larger 2019-03-16
It’s the new “you live in your moms basement, trailer” for the unoriginal low IQ people.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-16
New Rule from Bill Maher today.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
I deserve that.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-03-16
The worst is how they will call people incels for saying something not remotely related to women, it’s just their new little buzzword.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-16
They only call white conservatives incels. Indian guys and Asian guys exhibit way more entitled "all women are sluts" behavior than anyone and they get a pass for some reason.
1 Psych555 2019-03-16
If you're not nice to them they'll come shit all over your street.
1 Donnerpartytwink 2019-03-16
Nice manifesto, stupid.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
Language!
1 FakeTrending 2019-03-16
What is it with male journalists calling anyone to the right "incels"? Have you seen the typical male journalist? They are completely unfuckable and low test.
1 cumspaces 2019-03-16
Because they think being a groveling white knight is how a guy gets laid.
1 rdoran93 2019-03-16
why aren’t more people harassing Fatrick on instagram? i called him fat & gay on one picture & it took him more than 18 hours to block me. seems like i’ve exposed a weakness in the system...
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-16
I'm surprised Brother Joe has latched on to calling people incels. He picked up on soyboy rather quickly once he heard it.
1 deumae 2019-03-16
That's easier, it rhymes.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-03-16
Im college educated hammer dicked married and have 3 kids but still get called an incel like 8 times a day. Im with Opie on this one, I pay the haters ZERO mind.
1 deumae 2019-03-16
No, you're right. Bragging about that stuff is incredibly low-brow and unattractive. I told him that too, but he bailed and complained.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-16
R.I.P. Supreme Gentleman.
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-16
I’ve honestly yet to see anyone making this specific criticism anywhere, let alone this sub.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-03-16
Yeah dude drove a mercedes or BMW or something and he was in college in southern california.
1 Abortionsurvivor77 2019-03-16
I’d fuck him.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-03-16
Nah, he was a short, frail half Asian guy in SoCal. He was doomed from the beginning.
1 cumspaces 2019-03-16
Because they think being a groveling white knight is how a guy gets laid.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-16
He really could have fucking cleaned up in the pussy department. I truly don’t get the Supreme Gentleman
1 theZenImpulse 2019-03-16
His dad is the First Unit Director of The Hunger Games films. The author of the novels those films are based on resides in Sandy Hook, Connecticut.