It's because a man of his age is supposed to be in bed with an Ovaltine at that time. Not getting swinishly drunk and singing showtunes with his arse bandit brother
Whenever I almost feel bad for him, I think about the sheer terror his ex-wife must have felt as he was vigorously battering her in the face with a 13 pound cast-iron skillet.
That's Anthony's. Didn't you hear? Joe's a giant of a man. Milla Jovovich was soaking for him as she'd never seen such a tall guy before. They would've fucked but unfortunately their schedules clashed.
That’s to plunge into faggot nigger Joe’s big Apple ranch asshole. He pours specifically two Jamison’s on it and then jams it in and gets an electrifying shock...like a rock star!
And why are they always bright white dork sneakers? Sam Roberts is an ass for trying to wear colorful "urban youth" sneakers, but there is a middle ground. Joe find a pair of grey or black New Balances. It's a sensible sneaker for an old man's foot and don't look completely out of place with the jeans and camo cargo shorts you constantly wear.
He definitely wears it for that reason. Hoping some guy at the gas station says "nice shirt bro, do you shred?" And he can tell them "Funny you mention it, I'm actually a professional musician..."
"No I don't write my own music. That's for suckers bro. One can generate far more lucrative income streams by operating tribute bands. I personally own two. There's acting skills required, as well as musicianship."
38 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-16
He probably thought he would look younger without the grey facial hair. Instead he is Stage 5.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
He looks like a crooked penis
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-16
Have you noticed how he steadies himself against the basement wall to sing, with one dirty orthopedic shoe foot on the wall?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
It's because a man of his age is supposed to be in bed with an Ovaltine at that time. Not getting swinishly drunk and singing showtunes with his arse bandit brother
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-16
He's living on more welfare than most leeches his age.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
He is everything he proclaims to despise
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-16
Just like his "brotha".
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
Yep. Two nigger faggots
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
When you distill it that way we might as well shut down the whole fucking sub.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-16
He definitely has a bad back from carrying those fat tits and guts around by the way he was leaning like that
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-03-16
That’s Joe’s “fuck your couch. Nigga!’ to Ant
1 d4n4n 2019-03-16
When I saw him like that, I almost felt bad for him. Almost.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
Whenever I almost feel bad for him, I think about the sheer terror his ex-wife must have felt as he was vigorously battering her in the face with a 13 pound cast-iron skillet.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-16
All that allowance and no new clothes.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
He looks like he takes gingerly steps
1 Psych555 2019-03-16
Don't want to throw out your back.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-16
Jussie "The Bovine" Ventura
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-16
Starting to look like that fucking faggot Wease
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-16
Was Rogan singing with them that night? Look at the mic on the right.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
That's Anthony's. Didn't you hear? Joe's a giant of a man. Milla Jovovich was soaking for him as she'd never seen such a tall guy before. They would've fucked but unfortunately their schedules clashed.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-03-16
That’s to plunge into faggot nigger Joe’s big Apple ranch asshole. He pours specifically two Jamison’s on it and then jams it in and gets an electrifying shock...like a rock star!
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-03-16
Anthony looks like utter dogshit because he started binge drinking at 11 and never stopped.
What's Joe's excuse? I don't think he's an alkie.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
Garbage genes and he's a glutton
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-16
He likes a couple Jameson every now and then
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-03-16
Cool nikes
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-03-16
And why are they always bright white dork sneakers? Sam Roberts is an ass for trying to wear colorful "urban youth" sneakers, but there is a middle ground. Joe find a pair of grey or black New Balances. It's a sensible sneaker for an old man's foot and don't look completely out of place with the jeans and camo cargo shorts you constantly wear.
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-16
That is honestly one of the worst shirts I've ever seen.
1 rottenseed 2019-03-16
Would you sarcastically tell him "nice shirt,” then call him"stupid"?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-16
It's an actual Fender shirt that they sell in their catalogues. He probably paid like $70 of Anthony's money for that goofy piece of shit.
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-16
The shoes really compliment it well
1 PretzlKing 2019-03-16
Wow! You know he must play guitar, if he’s wearing a sick shirt like that. Dude is SO cool!
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-03-16
He definitely wears it for that reason. Hoping some guy at the gas station says "nice shirt bro, do you shred?" And he can tell them "Funny you mention it, I'm actually a professional musician..."
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
"No I don't write my own music. That's for suckers bro. One can generate far more lucrative income streams by operating tribute bands. I personally own two. There's acting skills required, as well as musicianship."
1 BretShart 2019-03-16
At least he is tall as shit! (6’1” in shoes)
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-16
The Big Casino
1 deenge 2019-03-16
Guitars on his shirt. He's a bit of a rocker, you see. Thats what rockstars wear.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-16
I see the second mic is set up for Tony's girlfriend.
1 DoubleAmputeeFetish 2019-03-16
Looks like a fat version of Mike from Breaking Bad.