Holstein moo cow Joe now looks 82 years old.

53  2019-03-16 by McGowan9

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He probably thought he would look younger without the grey facial hair. Instead he is Stage 5.

He looks like a crooked penis

Have you noticed how he steadies himself against the basement wall to sing, with one dirty orthopedic shoe foot on the wall?

It's because a man of his age is supposed to be in bed with an Ovaltine at that time. Not getting swinishly drunk and singing showtunes with his arse bandit brother

He's living on more welfare than most leeches his age.

He is everything he proclaims to despise

Just like his "brotha".

Yep. Two nigger faggots

When you distill it that way we might as well shut down the whole fucking sub.

He definitely has a bad back from carrying those fat tits and guts around by the way he was leaning like that

That’s Joe’s “fuck your couch. Nigga!’ to Ant

When I saw him like that, I almost felt bad for him. Almost.

Whenever I almost feel bad for him, I think about the sheer terror his ex-wife must have felt as he was vigorously battering her in the face with a 13 pound cast-iron skillet.

All that allowance and no new clothes.

He looks like he takes gingerly steps

Don't want to throw out your back.

Jussie "The Bovine" Ventura

Starting to look like that fucking faggot Wease

Was Rogan singing with them that night? Look at the mic on the right.

That's Anthony's. Didn't you hear? Joe's a giant of a man. Milla Jovovich was soaking for him as she'd never seen such a tall guy before. They would've fucked but unfortunately their schedules clashed.

That’s to plunge into faggot nigger Joe’s big Apple ranch asshole. He pours specifically two Jamison’s on it and then jams it in and gets an electrifying shock...like a rock star!

Anthony looks like utter dogshit because he started binge drinking at 11 and never stopped.

What's Joe's excuse? I don't think he's an alkie.

Garbage genes and he's a glutton

He likes a couple Jameson every now and then

Cool nikes

And why are they always bright white dork sneakers? Sam Roberts is an ass for trying to wear colorful "urban youth" sneakers, but there is a middle ground. Joe find a pair of grey or black New Balances. It's a sensible sneaker for an old man's foot and don't look completely out of place with the jeans and camo cargo shorts you constantly wear.

That is honestly one of the worst shirts I've ever seen.

Would you sarcastically tell him "nice shirt,” then call him"stupid"?

It's an actual Fender shirt that they sell in their catalogues. He probably paid like $70 of Anthony's money for that goofy piece of shit.

The shoes really compliment it well

Wow! You know he must play guitar, if he’s wearing a sick shirt like that. Dude is SO cool!

He definitely wears it for that reason. Hoping some guy at the gas station says "nice shirt bro, do you shred?" And he can tell them "Funny you mention it, I'm actually a professional musician..."

"No I don't write my own music. That's for suckers bro. One can generate far more lucrative income streams by operating tribute bands. I personally own two. There's acting skills required, as well as musicianship."

At least he is tall as shit! (6’1” in shoes)

The Big Casino

Guitars on his shirt. He's a bit of a rocker, you see. Thats what rockstars wear.

I see the second mic is set up for Tony's girlfriend.

Looks like a fat version of Mike from Breaking Bad.