I'd like to think at one point Joes doctor said " congratulations Mr Cumia you are 100% synapse free and yes you've told me many times who your little brother is"
When I try to imagine what’s going through that mind, I just envision the low hum of a bug zapper hanging on a dilapidated front porch in the Deep South. Every once in a while the monotonous hum is interrupted by a quick sizzling snap when an insect(thought) happens to collide with the apparatus. Then, as fast as it was disrupted, the dull buzzing of the zapper returns, and blissful ignorance is restored.
Good thoughts and bad thoughts are all given equal consideration in Joe Cumia’s mind and are met with the same reflexive bodily functions. When he receives a sentient idea he waddles over to Facebook and absentmindedly hunts and pecks on the keyboard, his labored breath struggling to make its way past his tongue, until it’s ready to share with everyone he knows.
This is a man who lives in total ignorance and loves every minute of it. Despite his lack of a job, talent, intelligence, or even trace amounts of discernment, Joe Cumia never passes up a chance to look down his nose at someone he deems a threat to his ideals.
Whenever he’s faced with something that threatens to poke a hole in his worldview, he simply writes it off as “libtarded” and goes about his day. I almost envy his delusions and debilitated intelligence. How wonderful would it be to go through life leeching from the people around you while believing yourself to be a successful rock star and a pillar of society?
27 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-16
I'd like to think at one point Joes doctor said " congratulations Mr Cumia you are 100% synapse free and yes you've told me many times who your little brother is"
1 KingTutsstache 2019-03-16
That mug looks so ugly, I think you Photoshoped each part of the face.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-16
Brain dead
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-16
Whats with that joker smile?
1 LamarandDolores 2019-03-16
Bovine as mug
1 individual02 2019-03-16
Indians worship this fool
1 McGowan9 2019-03-16
There's just notice going on behind those eyes. Seriously low wattage.
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-16
Sherrod Cumia.
1 Martillo_Valentine 2019-03-16
What a stupid looking Puerto Rican.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-03-16
Luis Gomez does look whiter to me.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-03-16
Cud chewin ass nigga
1 ichise8 2019-03-16
cool guy
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-16
Fucking mesmerized by a camera flash. What a cow eyed retard.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2019-03-16
Cum slurper
1 karismatiwhtgrl 2019-03-16
Who is he?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
The New Zealand Mosque Shooter
1 Kalikhead 2019-03-16
https://youtu.be/VUuH4TEmgLo
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-16
He doesn't look smart
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
Poor little mug has to really concentrate to remember to close his mouth.
1 BretShart 2019-03-16
So tall
1 karismatiwhtgrl 2019-03-16
Oh duh I don’t know how I missed that one lol !!! Ya he looks dumb af
1 waste-of-skin 2019-03-16
Look at that fuckin dummy. Standing there, chewing his stupid cud.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-03-16
When I try to imagine what’s going through that mind, I just envision the low hum of a bug zapper hanging on a dilapidated front porch in the Deep South. Every once in a while the monotonous hum is interrupted by a quick sizzling snap when an insect(thought) happens to collide with the apparatus. Then, as fast as it was disrupted, the dull buzzing of the zapper returns, and blissful ignorance is restored.
Good thoughts and bad thoughts are all given equal consideration in Joe Cumia’s mind and are met with the same reflexive bodily functions. When he receives a sentient idea he waddles over to Facebook and absentmindedly hunts and pecks on the keyboard, his labored breath struggling to make its way past his tongue, until it’s ready to share with everyone he knows.
This is a man who lives in total ignorance and loves every minute of it. Despite his lack of a job, talent, intelligence, or even trace amounts of discernment, Joe Cumia never passes up a chance to look down his nose at someone he deems a threat to his ideals.
Whenever he’s faced with something that threatens to poke a hole in his worldview, he simply writes it off as “libtarded” and goes about his day. I almost envy his delusions and debilitated intelligence. How wonderful would it be to go through life leeching from the people around you while believing yourself to be a successful rock star and a pillar of society?
1 ilumty 2019-03-16
this photo makes me giggle everytime i see it. joe is such a fucking brain dead retard
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-16
"Duuuuhhhh" - Joseph Cumia, Lead Guitar/Vocals
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-03-16
“I’m going to bovine university!”
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-16
More intelligence has been caught in my headlights while driving through the woods.