I enjoy a cool breeze on a March afternoon. It gives me a chubby. It rolls over on its side. I got one when I was a kid during a baseball game. A teammate pointed out my sidewinder to everyone. It was humiliating. Everyone laughed. But then we had an Oprah like conversation about sidewinders in spring. We totally convinced ourselves it had something to do with the weather. Spring is in the air! Yeah, that’s it! It’s totally not that we’re in each other’s company in this cozy dugout every spring. I’m not gay! We’re not gay! We’ve just got a soft roll of quarters resting on our laps even though there isn’t a woman in sight.
29 comments
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-03-16
Calling you a nigger
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-03-16
I’ll be your huckleberry you hairy queer
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-03-16
Call me gay again and I'll fuck your ass make you humble
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-03-16
Shit I’ll win either way
1 johnajapanda 2019-03-16
"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot!!"
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-16
Wasn't that fun?
1 MoistureMop 2019-03-16
Panera Bread Soup Bowls
1 JimandFred 2019-03-16
a nice merlot, a good hand rolled bagel and a finger in the but every once in a while.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-03-16
A perfect romantic evening. Cheers, lover.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-03-16
Your mom's box
1 ButtFarts2019 2019-03-16
I've been sitting here bored as shit.
Please tell me movies, games, or shows you enjoy.
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-03-16
I’m catching up on Gotham, chapter 4 on Red Dead, and also watch unsolved mysteries on amazon prime
1 GWARscientist 2019-03-16
Alfred Hitchcock at 3:30 AM while eating a Twix Bar.
1 cocoslaygurl 2019-03-16
Perfect night!
1 Superbad415 2019-03-16
Idk fartcunt69, do you ?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-16
I like receiving oral sex.
1 boogsuge 2019-03-16
My girlfriend gives the worst head. I want to kill myself
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-16
Danny?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-16
Yeah she does HEY-OH
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-03-16
I enjoy very little and my life is more difficult as a result, yes.
1 KingTutsstache 2019-03-16
I enjoy the Panera Bread break room.
1 BeardofSammy 2019-03-16
I enjoy a cool breeze on a March afternoon. It gives me a chubby. It rolls over on its side. I got one when I was a kid during a baseball game. A teammate pointed out my sidewinder to everyone. It was humiliating. Everyone laughed. But then we had an Oprah like conversation about sidewinders in spring. We totally convinced ourselves it had something to do with the weather. Spring is in the air! Yeah, that’s it! It’s totally not that we’re in each other’s company in this cozy dugout every spring. I’m not gay! We’re not gay! We’ve just got a soft roll of quarters resting on our laps even though there isn’t a woman in sight.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16
I enjoy hating others
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-03-16
I write shitty songs on an acoustic guitar.
1 deumae 2019-03-16
My name is Dara and I think you're just groovy.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-03-16
Unfortunately that song is way better than anything I’ve written.
1 deumae 2019-03-16
But you've got more time to improve than he does.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-16
Taking you to dinner, maybe kissing you...
1 Nah_Ming 2019-03-16
Drugs and alcohol