r/opieandanthony: Last night Bovine Joe said “Every time I pick up the phone I make $10,000. I make bank!” While his calendar is only busy a handful of days a year.

Last night Bovine Joe said “Every time I pick up the phone I make $10,000. I make bank!” While his calendar is only busy a handful of days a year.

14 2019-03-16 by PhishInVa2

Get a job Joseph. And get your poor daughter to school on time for the love of god.

13 comments

1 SuperModes 2019-03-16

Bovine Joe? At least cows have something people want.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-16

Its not meant to offend cows at all. To your point cows are more intelligent than Bro Joe as well. Its about the dumb big dead eyes joes has and his stupid blank look.

1 SuperModes 2019-03-16

Excellent points.

1 johnajapanda 2019-03-16

Oh and that he has 4 stomachs and is always chewing cud.

1 crookedmile 2019-03-16

Almost every person I've ever met who has bragged about how much money they make in public makes about 1/4 of that. And even that would be criminal for Joe to pull-in

1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-16

I think Joe had more than just a couple Jamesons before driving home last night.

1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-03-16

Successful people don't hit their wives in the face with an $8 frying pan from the starvation army.

1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-16

Joe also said he doesn’t post all of his gigs because a lot of them are private events. So take that Redditards.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-16

Private CORPORATE events. Snowflake.

1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-03-16

That's odd because during his televised court appearance it was revealed his contract was worth about $2k. Weird.

1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-16

His math skills leave something to be desired

1 Jani3D 2019-03-16

"Bovine Joe"

I like it. Not gonna read the rest of whatever this is.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-16

yeah its so long