When you're taking a celeb selfie and some cow-headed ignoramus just stands there in your shot.

249  2019-03-15 by StuntPeckah

85 comments

I guarantee jimmy is legitimately pissed about Joe ruining this pic

Good.

Best thing Joe's ever done.

Joe is looking like a million bucks in that picture. Stay away from child spit brotherman

Joe is getting more and more likeable by the day.

" Tarantino? Yeah I've hear of him. Never seem his movies though." - Jim Norton

There is no way he could crop him out.

It’s probably not impossible, but Jim is too much of a learning disabled spaz to figure out Photoshop.

Jim was recently saying how he was trying to print out a picture from a video but he couldn't time the pause button to stop right where he wanted. Sam had to embarrassingly tell him he can use the arrow keys to go frame by frame. Grandpa Jimmy doesn't understand technology

Guarantee he could recite the Chatturbate FAQ by heart.

Grandpa Jimmy doesn't understand technology

He's not even that old (to not understand simple technology). He's just really stupid.

Can you even get photoshopping equipment into the city of Manhattan?

Legally? It's a tough one, man.

Dude. I'm not a fucking engineer. I don't know why Apple doesn't invent a feature where you touch part of an image and it just disappears. These motherfuckers just don't want to do it. Nobody, NOBODY has the time to... to... to... manipulate a motherfucking image and remove things. Cocksuckers. Look, nothing against Joe. He's a great guy, a talented musician, and he's Anthony's brother. I'm not going to motherfuck the guy. He's legitimately talented and look... thats the way the show was back then. Guys were in and out. But motherfucking Tarentino showed up and I had a chance to get a picture and stupid Kenny snapped the picture and its not like I'm going to say "Hey Quentin, stupid Kenny snapped a picture too quick, couldwetakeanotherone" So this is the picture I have, and the one I'm supposed to hang in my apartment?

I have pictures of me and Ozzy, me and Sabbath, me and KISS, and I'm supposed to get framed one of me and Quentin Tarintino and Brother Joe? For fuck's sake, man. Again, no disrespect to Brother Joe. This is on fucking Apple for not being able to fix this. Maybe if Steve Jobs didn't have a pudding head and kill himself, he could have found the one thing people REALLY want -- an easy way to edit their photos. Not back them up to the clouuuuuud. NOBODY wants that. They want to edit their pictures. Fuck. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go off on a tangent. It just pisses me off. I have to shit, desperately.

That made me vomit

That was a chilling read.

Dead accurate

Importing the necessary equipment into the city is impossible.

You see, Joe is not that bad

Choke on an AIDS dick

i imagine tarantino spotting joe’s natural bad ass energy and offering him a role as one of the toughs in his new flick

joe humbly laughing it off, putting his hand on quint’s shoulder and remarking “hey man, i appreciate the offer, but i already got a lot on my plate” and walking away with confidence as jimmy stammers at QT asking if maybe he needs a creep character

joe is a pretty cool guy, and unlike most hollywood degenerates, not a pedophile

You forgot the part where Tarantino first asked him if he's allowed to enter into contracts.

"Mr. Tarantino, I am allowed to enter into contracts, but I'm right now booked up playing a little character I like to call 'The Edge.'"

Their schedules clashed.

Tarantino was totally impressed that Joe is 6’ 1”

whats with his fucking camel tongue?

Camel joe

is that a thing already, or should we start it?

dassabess-Joe

Camel tongue comes in handy at the Big Apple Ranch gloryhole

No shit, I thought this was Eric Andre with a shaved head. What a negro.

Wearing an old shitty T-shirt that some beer man gave him. Plus those dirty blue jeans.

That scuuuumbag

Lol that stupid, brain dead, bovine look on his face always cracks me up.

It's the look of a high level physicist. He's putting together the pieces of driving on the shoulder that we all couldn't quite grasp.

Look at that fucking vapid, gormless expression. Joe is completely without gorm.

He’s a non-gorm having motherfucker.

Joe's physiognomy is Negroid.

We should get his skull measured

Broad nose bone, protruding jaw, small cranial cavity (brain.) Homo Cumius.

Phrenology

What about it

Tarantino SERIOUSLY looks like a pedo, were there ever any "accusations" on him, I wouldnt find it hard to believe.

Aside from his foot fetish (which believe or not is pretty common) I've never seen anything, but i do agree he looks like he stores and mouthfucks young boys in his free time.

He smokes a lot of weed and likes Asian hookers, that's all I've heard about him.

So basically just another one of us...

Jim and Tarantino looking like they just raped and quartered a child

Only thing that would make this photo better

https://imgur.com/a/XsT3bs2

Can someone change that Cuervo logo to something more fitting, like the Big Apple Ranch.

I'm sure Jimmy confronted him

On the radio show

While Ant cowered and laughed nervously waiting for it to all go away.

Hahahah Holyee Shit

97% upvoted. Glad to know your still a subscriber, Joe.

It's incredibly sad how pathetic you are to imagine that Joe is as obsessed with this sub as you are with him.

Keep readin' and respondin', genius.

‘Beige Fagquency’?

Jesus Joe

Shut up you retarded faggot.

For fucking real right...

HAHA. Joe is COMPLETELY obsessed with this sub. As evidenced yet again this week. What a joke he and his supporters (you) are.

Jimmy is still more hateable in this picture.

Y’know, the thing about a brother joe, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white

ol cudface

Joe's got the ruminating expression of a dairy cow

Fat tongued mongoloid

Wow Tarantino AND Common!

Joe is so naturally stupid. He's not making a face there. He's that stupid.

If Opie made a shirt with Joe's face from this picture on it I might actually buy it. Caption it #BrotherDope. The Opester could use the "pocket change". Him saying that made me hate him even more. Also, Joe has not aged well.

BrotherJoke

Stop trying to make me like Joe

How many flies have flown into Joe's open mouth.

Joe’s put on a few, huh?

Jims face looks like he’s saying something evil in his head like “hahah little does he know...”

He just dropped a yogurt fart and you know how proud he gets...

Damn Joe is a giant back there!!! A freakishly tall man!!! He should have played basketball..

I mean, what is he.. 6’1” in shoes? He is probably a legit 6 foot tall barefoot.. remarkable.

I don't think this is a real pic

looks like his expression wouldn’t change if you threw a brick at his head full force

Oh brother Joe..

I feel like Joe thinks he's sexy. This makes me want to cave his head in with a rock

Joe looks like a special ed kid who just found out the cafeteria is out of ice cream sandwiches. Jim, meanwhile, looks like a special ed kid who just got to meet Quentin Tarantino.

Look at how happy jim is in this one compared to the others, because for once a celebrity wants to take the picture (as seen by the body language of quentin touching his shoulder), only for dickhead to ruin the pic.

3 faggots

It’s obvious that no one in this photo has the patent on good looks.

You forgot the part where Tarantino first asked him if he's allowed to enter into contracts.

"Mr. Tarantino, I am allowed to enter into contracts, but I'm right now booked up playing a little character I like to call 'The Edge.'"

Their schedules clashed.

Tarantino was totally impressed that Joe is 6’ 1”

Aside from his foot fetish (which believe or not is pretty common) I've never seen anything, but i do agree he looks like he stores and mouthfucks young boys in his free time.

Keep readin' and respondin', genius.

He smokes a lot of weed and likes Asian hookers, that's all I've heard about him.

‘Beige Fagquency’?

Jesus Joe

HAHA. Joe is COMPLETELY obsessed with this sub. As evidenced yet again this week. What a joke he and his supporters (you) are.