Yeah but the earthquake cracked open a statue and there was a secret time capsule hidden inside. Now I want to break every statue on the planet open and root around in the rubble.
Jim: I heard about it. 49 dead in Australia, right?
Sam: New Zealand.
Jim: Oh, okay. clears throat Yeah, that’s a tough one man. Did they catch the guy?
Sam: They have more than one person in custody, so it could be multiple shooters.
Jim: Just fuckin’...ugh. What kind of scumbag...
(dead air)
Sam: Should we do other news?
Jim: No, man. It’sjust...the absolute mother fuckery you can wreak with a firearm. It perplexes me. Ugh.
Sam: It’s horrific for sure.
Jim: And I don’t even mean to talk about it as a second amendment issue either...it’s just...the absolute mother fuckery you can cause with a gun. It’s enraging.
Sam: You don’t think they should arm some of the imams?
Jim: No, it’s just...ugh.
Sam: I’m joking by they way... because you hear the argument to arm teachers.
Jim: I know. It’s just...you really want to disbelieve a story like this.
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16 comments
1 ATL_Airport30MinWalk 2019-03-15
The video is definitely worth checking out. A real knee slapper
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-03-15
It's the only thing that got me hard in 10 years
1 C_Hodes 2019-03-15
Gave this faggot a chuckle when he needed one. My parents are from Christchurch and the shooting put them in a real dark place, man. Shit is fucked
1 ATL_Airport30MinWalk 2019-03-15
Nice religion of peace, stupid
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-15
Its still beat up from a earthquake. What a sissy city.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-15
Yeah but the earthquake cracked open a statue and there was a secret time capsule hidden inside. Now I want to break every statue on the planet open and root around in the rubble.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-15
Sometimes he gets dark, man.
1 ehondaslaps 2019-03-15
some comedian faked having cancer?
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-03-15
Yeah its Jim's go to when he gets celebrity pics
1 Terahite 2019-03-15
Jim: I heard about it. 49 dead in Australia, right?
Sam: New Zealand.
Jim: Oh, okay. clears throat Yeah, that’s a tough one man. Did they catch the guy?
Sam: They have more than one person in custody, so it could be multiple shooters.
Jim: Just fuckin’...ugh. What kind of scumbag...
(dead air)
Sam: Should we do other news?
Jim: No, man. It’sjust...the absolute mother fuckery you can wreak with a firearm. It perplexes me. Ugh.
Sam: It’s horrific for sure.
Jim: And I don’t even mean to talk about it as a second amendment issue either...it’s just...the absolute mother fuckery you can cause with a gun. It’s enraging.
Sam: You don’t think they should arm some of the imams?
Jim: No, it’s just...ugh.
Sam: I’m joking by they way... because you hear the argument to arm teachers.
Jim: I know. It’s just...you really want to disbelieve a story like this.
(dead air)
Sam: Let’s do other news.
1 Bennieand 2019-03-15
Is that real? What a terrible show
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-15
Don't be silly. These big shots don't work Fridays
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-15
This perfectly captures their show. Nicely done.
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1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-15
I wanna see the death movie.