Sam made a meal for his special lady.

41  2019-03-14 by Drunk_Toddler

12 comments

Jess eats my cum

Probably more nutrition than this

Hasn't it been confirmed she eats human feces?

I've been to Milwaukee, too

Tournedos à la Fatrick.

Checkout Mr fancy pants sprinkled chives over here

He jazzed it up.

JAZZ! it up...

That's what Opie calls #ruizing at the Hughes dinner table

Someone was watching the Captain Marvel review

Who know I had a bowl of spaghetti’os with meatballs the other day, and I really enjoyed it. Does this make me white trash?

Square plates are the gayest, most pretentious thing in all of God's creation.