I don't listen but I'm sure he does. Bobby is the type of fat fuck that always claims to be on a diet and getting healthy but just keeps getting fatter.
He's so fat that he gets confused very easily because his heart is so stressed it can't pump an adequate amount of blood necessary to provide his brain with enough oxygen rich blood to maintain coherent thoughts.
22 comments
1 throwawawyy2 2019-03-14
How fat is he?
1 Bennieand 2019-03-14
He uses a tire as a belt!
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-14
Bob Kelly is so fat he's going to die before his son graduates high school.
1 etmhpe 2019-03-14
Either Bob is really fat or his son is really dumb
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-14
He’s being a real asshole about his weight. I don’t listen to his show. Is he trying to diet? Does he even talk about his weight?
1 LupeTheFiasco 2019-03-14
I don't listen but I'm sure he does. Bobby is the type of fat fuck that always claims to be on a diet and getting healthy but just keeps getting fatter.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-03-14
She walked past the television and I missed Season 4 of Columbo. We’ll be right back with Steve Martin, and Florence Henderson!
1 TheCitrusMan 2019-03-14
He sank the Titanic while doing a Dead Man Float.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-03-14
He's so fat, his blood type is ROCKY ROOAAAD!
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2019-03-14
so so so fat
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-14
so so so so so so so so
1 varamyr6skin 2019-03-14
True. I feel bad for bawby, he looks like shit and is going to die soon.
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-03-14
Who will die first? Bob Kelly? Artie Lange? Ron Bennington? Chris Stanley or Jim Norton (from aids)
1 XenusWingman 2019-03-14
I just saw Bennington on 45th St. as I was leaving work. He was moving mighty slow and he's shorter than I expected. And my money's on Artie.
1 00110001liar 2019-03-14
He's so fat that he gets confused very easily because his heart is so stressed it can't pump an adequate amount of blood necessary to provide his brain with enough oxygen rich blood to maintain coherent thoughts.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-14
Yo this nigga so fat his ass got its own zip code!
1 LookOutItsMe 2019-03-14
He had a [some amount of pounds] mole removed from his ass.
1 supercam2121 2019-03-14
Hey that’s some guys wife
1 LamarandDolores 2019-03-14
That's the one fawkin homerun
1 notadegenerate2 2019-03-14
Bob Kelly is so fat Owen Benjamin banned me for life for saying he isn't flat
1 tstein2398 2019-03-14
Hot take
1 WhoGotCourt 2019-03-14
Bob Kelly is so fat, when he sits around the house...his wife says, “You’re gonna die you fat pig!”