Way to go Champ.

shoulda rubbed her nose in your puke, it was her fault after all

Why is everybody eating ass these days?

Mild wings and a diet coke for you.

Sounds find to me.

are wings and human excrement the only two options? tough choice

Just another way the Jews have convinced the goyim to debase themselves.

Elder protocols of shitpipe eating

It's despicable

I ate a clean ass once, it was a real hoot!

Ikr. Personally i try to cum in under 2 mins, pretend to be sorry and leave

Attaboy

Blame Rocco

I enjoy both giving and receiving analingus, it fucking rules. A lot of girls like it, some more than others. It's an enjoyable sex act. Stop living in the 50s and tongue punch a butthole you prude.

I got strep throat from eating unwashed ass once. You gotta be careful out there.

Well at least you got the girl

Was she a great big fat person?

Bask in the musk-filled glory

Give it some time and it’ll end up in your highlight reel and you’ll get massive raging hard ons thinking about it.

#newhomepage

Did your friend, who was filming it, fall out of the closet and start puking too?

She shits out of there. Unless she's 20 years old, in shape and freshly showered, you're not supposed to put your mouth on her anus, dumbbell.

I distinctly remember taking a delicious 19 year old girl home on the first night of University many years ago and eating her asshole with vigor after she had been dancing and sweating all night. From what I remember it was surprisingly clean. You never know. Take a chance you drip.

You got lucky, especially considering she was (I'm guessing) a Northern bird. Kebab and snakebite shits. Maybe you just liked the taste

Welsh girl from a Mormon family, she was pretty naive/a little insane but she was probably the best fuck of all time. She was delicious. I banged her for like 3 months probably once/twice a week after that, girls appreciate it when you only care about making them cum and get into it. Being a prude is really, really off-putting for girls. Almost every time I've eaten ass I've heard something along the lines of: "I'm glad you do this/no-one has done this and it feels good/you're a dirty fuck"

It's only anecdotal, but I've had nothing but good experiences eating ass. Literally every girl i've done it too has at least offered to do it back too.

I did take home a 4.5/10 mess once with a comically enormous ass but I made her shower at home before we fucked because she smelled like B.O... Just use common sense

You're a joker

Did she smell like a bum's nutsack?

Worse, she was homeless but not street-homeless, couch-surfing homeless. I actually washed her down in the shower with my own hands as soon as we got back to mine and it was actually a pretty good fuck after that. Ridiculously large arses are like kryptonite to me. It was difficult to get rid of her the next day though.

My girlfriend's ass is surprisingly clean, and tastes of nothing. Even after a long day, where she most likely shit multiple times. I take 1 shit in the morning, and I feel gross all day. Although, she's 21, and hasn't begun the leaky ass portion of her life.

the leaky ass portion of her life.

That's not a normal part of life unless you eat living organisms such as nematodes, protozoans, rotifers, bacteria, fungi in soil.

Or if you get your ass fucked loose, which would take her quite a while with my "snug-fit" dick.

Im old fashioned, i dont like eating ass, i would rather get my dick sucked.

have any stories about "the war"?

Back in my day i had to walk up hill both ways in a snow storm to get my dick sucked.

Nice cliche stupid

Yeah, that was the point of why i said that.

I only ate one girls ass, a really cute/psychotic blonde who had substance abuse issues. Her asshole was delightful. Clean, bleached, hairless, and odorless, i could have ate that shit all day. But literally the thought of eating the ass of every girl i been with since makes me sick to my stomach. Blonde was one of a kind I guess

Toughen up rookie.

Meaningless sex is only good when you're fantasizing about it in your head tbh. But if it helps I've done the same thing.

That’s not true. It might be the gayest thing ive ever heard. Meaningless sex is the best kind. Wtf is wrong with you?

you're not getting it, hes talking about with men

The gayest thing you've ever read ever? I don't mean to sound rude but I don't think you read enough.

The hepatitis A will do that for you.

Likely? If it made u throw up you either drank too much or it was a shitty asshole or both. Props to the girl letting you do it though, that's disgusting. The nerve of it.

I've licked a girl's ass after meeting her first but I try and do a quick smell check while I'm eating pussy. Next time use your nose before tongue, that's what your nose is for.

Only eat ass after shower but before jacuzzi. -Mel Gibson

What did it smell like be specific if you can I’m jerking off.

Do it

I think I got food poisoning on Valentine's Day the same way. At my girls ass deep at about 4pm, by midnight our lovely dinner and drinks was rocketing out of my face for the whole evening

Attaboy