At least she's 1/3rd downvoted. Those Colbert fans are faggots who worship everything he says, he has videos with like 2 million views with less dislikes than this broads horrible attempt at telling jokes.
Is this even a real person anyway? "I have a family with several half brothers and sisters but we all get along". That's like the evolution of cuckoldry. Your partner starts another family while you watch.
The jokes were relatively bad, some okay, but what killed it for me was her delivery.
Comedy is not just writing jokes, folks!
This basking in the laughter after every punchline and setup just takes the fun out of it, because it gives the audience too much time to know where you are going. (Oh, fathers go out to buy a pack of cigarettes. Ah, she draws out the pants-in-a-relationship-bit out for four minutes. there's a twist coming. Oh, you!)
You're not roasting the president. Spit it out.
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I first thought it was stage fright or she had to fill time (but with a comedy special in stock she shouldn't have)or maybe because she was high (she did those hilarious weed jokes I haven't heard cheech and chong tell decades ago afterall) but it's just overinflated ego.
She does not know better but why should she want to learn to improve her act?
She's got her own special and now she's on national tv and all her lame comedy friends will tell her how fiercely funny she was on colbert.
She has the delivery of that homo who did stand-up on Scorch's PFG-TV. "I'd probably have to go to Barnes & Noble and buy a book called 'How To Tell Your Son He's Adopted' and just...leeeeeeave it on the table."
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1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-14
I want everyone posting in that comment section shot dead by a firing squad
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-14
And they want the same for you
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-14
Nah those faggots are way too soft for that
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-14
Where's Robocop when you need him.
1 82nd_airborne_joe 2019-03-14
I'm so angry at my mother i wasn't born funny
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-03-14
At least she's 1/3rd downvoted. Those Colbert fans are faggots who worship everything he says, he has videos with like 2 million views with less dislikes than this broads horrible attempt at telling jokes.
Is this even a real person anyway? "I have a family with several half brothers and sisters but we all get along". That's like the evolution of cuckoldry. Your partner starts another family while you watch.
1 nepolog 2019-03-14
Fuck! I tapped out after The, Who wears the pants “punchline”. Jesus H man I hope your wrong but it doesn’t seem like it
1 Johnfromconeyisland 2019-03-14
I hate when fat cunts get terrible tattoos to make themselves uglier
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-14
Wow she has a shirt with the F word!? HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-14
the real joke was that she didn't know whether or not it was appropriate to wear in public!
HAHAHHA! what a goofy buxom gal!
1 Thyrox 2019-03-14
The jokes were relatively bad, some okay, but what killed it for me was her delivery.
Comedy is not just writing jokes, folks!
This basking in the laughter after every punchline and setup just takes the fun out of it, because it gives the audience too much time to know where you are going. (Oh, fathers go out to buy a pack of cigarettes. Ah, she draws out the pants-in-a-relationship-bit out for four minutes. there's a twist coming. Oh, you!)
You're not roasting the president. Spit it out.
​
I first thought it was stage fright or she had to fill time (but with a comedy special in stock she shouldn't have)or maybe because she was high (she did those hilarious weed jokes I haven't heard cheech and chong tell decades ago afterall) but it's just overinflated ego.
She does not know better but why should she want to learn to improve her act?
She's got her own special and now she's on national tv and all her lame comedy friends will tell her how fiercely funny she was on colbert.
​
1 Terahite 2019-03-14
She has the delivery of that homo who did stand-up on Scorch's PFG-TV. "I'd probably have to go to Barnes & Noble and buy a book called 'How To Tell Your Son He's Adopted' and just...leeeeeeave it on the table."
1 Tim_Simonds 2019-03-14
She was hilarious, I couldn't stop clapping!
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-14
"Uhh, I wish there was an app.... that tracked how much netflix I watch"
giant sign begs crowd to clap and cheer
......I don't know man... I don't know.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-14
Just what we need , another WHITE voice in comedy. Way to be an ally, Colbert.
1 realister 2019-03-14
when is the first spaceship out of this planet?