Sam is so pale that I am now convinced he has stage 4 cancer.

10  2019-03-13 by Dennyislife

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We can only be so lucky.

I really really hope so

What’s wrong with being pale? Bunch of Cumio’s around here

There is pale and then there is sickly.

I hope a donkey fucks Ricky Gervais in the ass

So does he.

While reading verses from the bible.

Eat chicken nuggets 3 meals a day for 40 years and you'll be pale and maybe have cancer too. What a fuck scumbag.

I made it two minutes until Ricky rightfully asked, "Wait.. why are we even talking about R Kelly? Wasn't he finished anyway? It's not like he's still around."

That's all you need to know about TFAM: 'why are you even talking about this shit? No one cares about it, and I'd never have heard about it if you didn't bring it up.'

That perfectly sums up the show. Why the fuck are you spending an hour talking about one boring story? Because it kills time and we’re shit at our job

Hopefully 🙏🙏

It’s like the Bible. I’m not convinced, but I am hopeful.