She gets all her love from black men. She hasn't left him because he'd get alimony for being such a worthless faggot. Its cheaper and easier to keep him and let him have his hobbies.
You can pick up one of these at an estate auction for $10-$20. Painting it to make it "shabby chic" apparently increases the value by 100 times. This wouldn't sell at a quarter of the price.
Jesus Christ why do you know this? I don't know who I feel worse for sometimes, the irrelevant losers of the O&A universe or you faggots who are still obsessing over them.
I just bought my fiancé a dresser that is double the size and is naturally “shabby chic”, in other words, real wood with some slight paint chipping and aging stain work. It was $150 and the person delivered it to us.
You're missing the point. Telling people about your engagement status as if they care is gay. And don't fucking accuse me of being poor when you just finished bragging about your bargain furniture. I hope that girl comes to her senses and dumps your cheap ass.
"I'm a creative person who is a huge fan of making beautiful furniture out of antique's that just need a little added touches to look really unique and also building things from reclaimed wood."
Buy it now and think of it as a long-term investment. Collectors of ghoulish artifacts would pay considerably more for the dresser of the failed comedian who - due to a combination of career stress and medication mismanagement - brutally murdered his family.
Description
Ijust restored this antique dresser and mirror that is from the early 1900's. It has also recently been distressed painted by me in a shabby chic style. Contact me if you are interested. It's in excellent perfect condition.
56 comments
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-03-13
It's not free to post on etsy
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-13
Pennies on the dollar Joe!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-13
His wife will pay for it like everything else in his life
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-03-13
Surprised she hasn't bought it yet & hired a Mexican to pick it up. Guess the love is fading
1 pithypariah 2019-03-13
NYC style is a cut above. (that's sarcasm for ya there folks!)
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-03-13
It's that famous Italian craftsmanship.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-13
If it sits for another year or 2 it will become antique and he'll get to "restore" it once again
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-03-13
His wife will have substituted his celexa way before then.
1 Jungies 2019-03-13
"....so I've arranged for you to stay with Patton Oswald for a couple of days"
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-13
Badly repainted dumpster-dived furniture hasn't been "in" since May 1988.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-13
Excuse me sir, it’s called ‘shabby-chic’ and it’s all the rage right now.
1 db111 2019-03-13
Keith calls Anthony "The Shabby Sheikh" behind his back.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-13
More like grabby sheikh
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-13
Lara Logan has a career around it. I want to smootch her.
1 FedallahX 2019-03-13
0 sales
1 StuntPeckah 2019-03-13
At least he's got a strong career in, uh, comedy to fall back on!
1 individual02 2019-03-13
How is he still loved by his wife?
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-03-13
She gets all her love from black men. She hasn't left him because he'd get alimony for being such a worthless faggot. Its cheaper and easier to keep him and let him have his hobbies.
1 individual02 2019-03-13
What a torturous existence
1 nainaneleven 2019-03-13
Looks like something Enoch Emery would’ve kept in his shitty rented room.
1 Attonitus1 2019-03-13
You can pick up one of these at an estate auction for $10-$20. Painting it to make it "shabby chic" apparently increases the value by 100 times. This wouldn't sell at a quarter of the price.
1 jjfrunkiss 2019-03-13
He really has a Gob Bluth existence, he thinks he’s talented and his family just humors him
1 NicoretteVos 2019-03-13
Gob has made me laugh, though.
1 jofreal 2019-03-13
Free Shipping!
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-13
That’s probably why he’s charging so much. It’s easily $100+ to ship that piece of trash.
1 bowserjrjr 2019-03-13
Jesus Christ why do you know this? I don't know who I feel worse for sometimes, the irrelevant losers of the O&A universe or you faggots who are still obsessing over them.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
I just bought my fiancé a dresser that is double the size and is naturally “shabby chic”, in other words, real wood with some slight paint chipping and aging stain work. It was $150 and the person delivered it to us.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-03-13
Yeah that thing can't cost more than 200. Good buy
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-13
Having a wife/girlfriend is cool
But calling a bitch your fiance complete with the fancy spelling? GAY
how long you gonna drag the engagement on for?
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
French is gay, I agree. But the iPhone auto-corrects it to add the accent over the E. What do you own an Android like a poor person?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-13
You're missing the point. Telling people about your engagement status as if they care is gay. And don't fucking accuse me of being poor when you just finished bragging about your bargain furniture. I hope that girl comes to her senses and dumps your cheap ass.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
Maybe you’re gay. Ever think about that?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-13
Absolutely not
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-03-13
iPhones are for women & homosexuals.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
Only people I’ve ever met with android phones are on state assistance and/or are street shitters.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-03-13
When you saw the commercials with Bono & the homo dancers, you knew the iPhone was the gold standard for homosexuality & you just had to have one.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
Bono? No. It was the homo dancers.
1 NicoretteVos 2019-03-13
Nice work on the engagement. Does she know about this place? Don’t ever tell her. If you keep one secret, it’s anything O&A related.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-13
She’s well aware of Anthony’s pedophilia. I have to vent all of that info to someone. That’s too much to keep secret.
1 padre- 2019-03-13
"How was your day honey?"
"Well my friends on the sub found 8 year old pics Anthony took of a 7 year old and I called him a faggot"
"That's good sweetie, I'm going to Tyrones house for a massage after work, don't wait up!"
1 NicoretteVos 2019-03-13
All of this is embarrassing.
1 NicoretteVos 2019-03-13
You made a tremendous error.
1 strappedjammypac 2019-03-13
Literally ruined a 100 year old piece of furniture. Just let your wife pay the bills, Joe. This is embarrassing.
1 Rawhide_Kobayashi 2019-03-13
Tasteless wop
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-13
A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!?!?!?!
What is the matter with this man?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-03-13
Italian engineering at its finest.
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-03-13
HAHA Faggot
1 Abarf 2019-03-13
The fake worn look that looks nothing like legitimate patina..
1 Abarf 2019-03-13
"I'm a creative person who is a huge fan of making beautiful furniture out of antique's that just need a little added touches to look really unique and also building things from reclaimed wood."
Oh ya?
1 Safetyinwords 2019-03-13
Lmao this gaudy monstrosity is somewhere in Joe's life and he has to look at it every day
1 segasarnold 2019-03-13
Just one of the many failures in Joe's life staring him in the face as he laughs at it.
1 jofreal 2019-03-13
Buy it now and think of it as a long-term investment. Collectors of ghoulish artifacts would pay considerably more for the dresser of the failed comedian who - due to a combination of career stress and medication mismanagement - brutally murdered his family.
1 Intricateentity 2019-03-13
Description Ijust restored this antique dresser and mirror that is from the early 1900's. It has also recently been distressed painted by me in a shabby chic style. Contact me if you are interested. It's in excellent perfect condition.
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-13
I'm gonna offer him 90 bucks. See how desperate this faggot really is.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-13
Lol idiot
1 ApeNia 2019-03-13
Why do so many of you faggots know the term "shabby chic"?
God I hope the Northeast US gets nuked.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-13
Excuse me sir, it’s called ‘shabby-chic’ and it’s all the rage right now.