Opie uses his socked foot to wipe off the piss when he dribbles on the toilet seat.

0  2019-03-13 by JohnDough911

14 comments

Better than Jim using his tongue.

That’s why you rock the golden toes.

I think we all do

Do you also shit in the street? Use some toilet paper, you disgusting piece of shit.

You jump to conclusions so much you oughta buy a Jump To Conclusions mat

I wipe my ass with my hand and rinse it off in the sink

How environmentally conscious of you. Thank you for your service

Just dooing my part

uses same piss sock to kick well fed animals like a field goal

That probably gets rid of his athlete's foot. The Opester is always one step ahead. The best thing the rest of us can do is to keep our heads on swivels.

Urine contains urea, a known cure for athletes foot.

Boss move, & considerate to his hot wife.

I wish we could all be real men like the Opester.

WATP!

Just admit it

Long Island trash.