Does he think Billy Madison was a documentary?

hello daddy.

He is mocking the idea.

Is he though? Judging by his worldview I'd guess that sans the Banana Splits character this is basically how he thinks the world works.

HA HA HOLY SHIT she just tweeted her death warrant. We'll always remember when you were a qt in the '80s, Patton's next dead wife.

Also—

Admitted-because-my-dad's-friends-were-famous club, represent! Patton's father was a well-known old-timey military dude. That's why his name is Patton and he's doesn't work at a dwarf tossing company. Mine hung out with Nobel Prize In Literature fags. Both our fathers are horribly disappointed.

My dads a heroin addict

He’s very disappointed

She's not hinting at anything non-liberal nor is she investigating the zodiac killer

she's still fine at both accounts.. for now

My mom says my dad left because I was an ugly baby

Yeah that adds up

That's like a chef using shit ingredients and complaining that the food's bad. Thoughts and prayers brothaman.

My father is a hardened felon

How hard, Nana?

It's also what I call my penis

Morality! Integrity! Buzzwords! Buzzwords!

The female mind laid bare. Look how passionately she argues nothing of value, ending in shrill yelps of emotion.

Look how passionately she argues nothing of value, ending in shrill yelps of emotion.

Sounds like me trying to get laid

Ah whatever. Why is the FBI wasting all of these resources investigating this nonsense? Billionaires donate millions for buildings on campus so that their retarded party boy can be a legacy enrollment. Millionaires donate thousands to some administrator to get their little retard in. It sucks, but that’s the way it goes. There are enough real crimes out there that we shouldn’t waste millions in federal tax dollars figuring out whether Barry Bonds & Roger Clemens used steroids or whether Rick Pitino paid off some AAU coach to get a recruit or whether Aunt Becky paid a bribe to get her kid into a school or whether a President got a blowjob from an intern or paid off a pornstar who was extorting him.

If she keeps talking back like that, he won't even give her the dignity of dying with a pillow over her face. Instead, he'll straight up OJ her.

Can't they just have a private conversation?

Are they sitting next to each other in his dead wife's bed as they tweet?

This is the root of why I hate these people

The blue tick means that what they said has more meaning. But what the fuck does this cunt think colleges and universities are for?

Poor fucks? It’s for rich people and a majority of people now who need validation of their intelligence as opposed to a place to practice their studies. The price to put your kid through all that shit isn’t a give away at the least?

"Did you read my tweet honeybun?"

"Yeah but don't even joke. It's such a disse-"

"So you did read it?"

<Patton points to medicine cabinet>

"Yes sir. I'll get my phone.."

Reminds me of the cutesy picture of the two of them playing Battleship.

"You sunk my battleship! Better get a picture of me putting on a big campy frown and post it to twitter."

Could you imagine being named after a warrior like Patton and being this individual?

Is this supposed to be a joke? Dumb little wife-murdering faggot has to chime in on everything, doesn’t he? This scummy little Jew murderer worked on this all day and this is the best he could do. I can’t wait to read about his suicide.

Natty Gann needs to shut her spit void, or else she's going to get to meet Michelle real soon.

See what happens when women are allowed to speak?

lmao at women trying to make a coherent point about anything not related to dinner

watch out folks, this guy tells it like it is. you’ll find more cutting edge humor like this at funnyjunk.com

In a time when the word is just thrown around willy nilly.... this bitch is "brave"

Laughed hard

“Dont clown me, bitch.”

I don’t know... I think she can take him.

even women who marry professional comedians don't understand what jokes are sometimes.. amazing that happens

Too short for submarine duty is embarrassing.

This is the root of why I hate these people

"Did you read my tweet honeybun?"

"Yeah but don't even joke. It's such a disse-"

"So you did read it?"

<Patton points to medicine cabinet>

"Yes sir. I'll get my phone.."

Reminds me of the cutesy picture of the two of them playing Battleship.

"You sunk my battleship! Better get a picture of me putting on a big campy frown and post it to twitter."