Imagine if Patrice never died and Sam was fired and Anthony wasn't a racist pedophile and Opie was funny and Jimmy wasn't a narcissistic faggot

43  2019-03-12 by ghostphotobeats

Would be nice

18 comments

I can’t

Imagine all people were honest or polite. Either would work.

Do you guys think that Patrice would have set all these knuckleheads straight? He also probably would have put them in their place. With his logic.

Definitely. Or better yet he would have his own show

He would have a top podcast by now

I can only imagine so much and that’s just fucking insane.

Salvador Dalí couldn’t come up with something this abstract.

I do think about what would happen if Sam got fired. Would indeed be nice.

We wouldn't be here.

I don't get why opie gets the unfunny card when Sam is just as (if not more) unfunny.

Tbh, just the Patrice thing would have saved the timeline. I'd just be listening to him instead.

Black phillip twice a week or once a week. What could have been...

Dante Nero should have died.

Hes an ok guy, nkt ass funny as patrice but i liked hos beige Phillip show. Sam made it suck tho.

The last time someone imagined that hard, John Lennon's brains were spilled on a hot sidewalk in New York city.

Lennon wasn't shot in the head retard.

Thanks, you Wikipedia cunt.

That would require Patrice to have even a little bit of self-control with food, SiriusXM to be a well managed company, and Ant, Opie, and Jim to be three completely different people. That's asking too much.

Black phillip twice a week or once a week. What could have been...