Brother Joe: The Interview

449  2019-03-12 by MustFeedNana

273 comments

Select English (United States) in the subtitles settings.

You sound like Null

Thank you for translating from Arabic.

As someone who wasted countless hours of company time transcribing Afternoon Hits with Wormy and Tits as well as Tedious Faggotry in the Morning (T-FAM)...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

The [stutters stupidly] and [stuttering continues] got niggaz ribz. If you want to go for max pedantry, I'd recommend things like "accu-shay-suns [sic]"."

Also.. did he admit to being drunk before driving to a gig??

And he did also say, without a shred of irony or self-awareness, "'Come on, come up with something original. You have to have something other than the regurgitated shit everyday?" You willing go by BROTHER JOE, you earn an allowance for being a formerly famous guy's BROTHER, because you wrote a shoehorned racist parody of SOMEONE ELSE'S SONG, you pretend to earn a living playing OTHER PEOPLE'S music, and spend your time obsessing over how OTHER PEOPLE spend their time.

I would have far less disrespect for Joe if he used his 'notoriety' for some useful, like here's my podcast where I teach you how to play guitar like Clapton or "I'm going to learn how to weld" or something beyond his subsisting existence reliant upon OTHER people.

Can I get a summary of your comment? Life is short.

Joe told the caller to 'come up with something original' although his:

✅ Name, survival, and existence are completely dependent upon his younger brother

✅ "Rise to fame" was because of a crappy, shoehorned parody of someone else's work

✅ His 'day job' consists of playing other people's music

✅ Spends his considerable free time worrying what other people say and do and how they spend their time

So so so so what you're saying is Joe is a useless piece of garbage?

So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so you're saying..

Sussudio?

Feed Nana Media gets better guests than Compound Media.

not really

Alright, I guess brother Joe is a better guest than colin faggerty.

Anthony is missing the gold mine of entertainment in his own family

It's just Joe now, he's now top cumia

I think the actual correct term is "bull Cumia"

Joe is the most retarded retard of all time.

Is that Shakespeare?

Hanged by his own retard

Joe is just so fucking stupid, he is a national treasure.

I'm pretty sure "Joe Cumia" is some kind of performance art. There's no way anyone is this dumb.

you know, i've never seen joe cumia and sacha baron cohen in the same room...

That's because Jews tend to avoid white supremacists.

He seems pretty stupid, I guess that's why the army would have him peeling potatoes. This short call brought up a few people from the subreddit that are genuine psychopaths though...

He really embodies Amurrika

Say "abomination" more, Joe.

"I'm confused as to why some people go so hard"

Gee I don't know Joe, maybe it's because you never stop doubling down with your stupidity and you egg people on constantly? Nobody else gets fucked with as much because nobody kicks the hornets nest as much as you do you sputtering moron.

I wish Jim Nortan did

You’re absolutely right.

So why are you spelling it out for Joe exactly?

At some point he needs to learn to shut the fuck up

Drunken rambling bovine

Nigga went full-Bobo

I like the part where Joe takes credit for ending little Quadan's life. Psychopath.

Hey he was “really torn up” about it...until he made fun of the situation on twitter.

Hey he was “really torn up”

No, no, he was referring to the Big Apple Ranch Kwanzaa party he had just partaken in.

My favorite part is how he answers the phone by repeatedly demanding "Who is this?". Presumably he picks up on unknown numbers because sometimes there's gigs calling him, very professional and polite way to treat a potential future employer.

Presumably he picks up on unknown numbers

Someone said in the thread yesterday that he picks up every single time.

you might as well pick up and say "go yuh fuck"

Probably thought it makes him sound tough

Im Literally Shitting Cum!

Let me get my dick out first, buddy.

Amateur

You cunt I've been waiting all day for this and you drop it right before I start work

Get up on the pole, whore !

Jonathon good job sucking Joe's dick.

Holy fuck. Maybe confront him on, I don't know, anything.

So many questions he could've asked. He sounded star struck. Gotta have a script ready.

I know but this wasn't an arranged interview, it was just a random prank call and he just kept talking and talking.

He's the biggest blowhard. He did the same shit every time he called in and ruined an O&A show. He's really the worst.

So he could hang up on me like he has in the past?

Please ask him when his podcast is starting

What would be the point of that? It's good that he let the guy be himself instead of ramping up his defensive for no pay-off, Hoshhhp.

You got to hear your buddy Joe talk. I guess you're happy.

Hoshhhp, the gay Sean Connery, Hoshhhp.

Why do you guys freeze up when you finally get these idiots on the phone?? Anyway, good effort. At least we know he had some Jamesons and drove.

Give him a ring and show us how it's done

Don't bother if you're just going to sound like a ballwasher. Did just let Joe ramble on like he always does and paint himself an endearing victim. "You guys are meaner to me than I am to you." "Uh, yeah I agree." Come on. Like I said, good effort anyway.

nah man, any confrontation will just lead to GI Joe Cumia: Online Defense Force. what we got here is the real joe. agreeing with him lets us see how he processes this whole situation, instead of reacting to a specific incident or whatever. also it's pretty funny to egg him on for 10 minutes, agree the sub is gross, then immediately post it here lol.

but i do agree with you, and i think we all need to get much better at harassment before joe takes callers on his new show

You don't have to propose to him to get the scoop.

Joe stutters and stammers so much because he is trying to talk and peel potatoes at the same time.

Joe says that the reason he kept the Shamrock gig is because he told the owner to not worry about it and that it would all go away in a day. I think what he's saying is that if you want to mess with his life, you need to start playing the long game and keep it going after the gig so they never have him back. Good idea to tell people that, Joe.

definitely don't tell the venue that bad reviews will continue forever if Joe plays, & don't say something like "Joe will tell you these bad reviews will stop, but he's wrong & they wont stop ever, if he plays here".

He’s not very bright, is he?

That's what I heard. And all I gotta say to that is "...read ya loud and clear".

I really couldn't believe it either. Like the empathetic part of me that hasn't been completely killed off by the heroin and jager was just shaking my head wishing he would shut the fuck up because i knew the happily dead side of me would gladly use this info and couldn't be stopped

You sound like a troubled and therefore interesting individual.

NOT!

i don't think it crossed his mind that this guy was recording the convo and was gonna post it.

Thank you autism

So basically the Shamrock Bar and Grill should be informed they booked a bigot everyday until they go out of business.

I just cancelled my 4pm meeting

With your toilet

the boys at the glory hole can wait

No prob brother, I took the lead at the Tuesday Breadhead Check-In.

In this limited context, Joe sounds like an ok guy.

Joe probably is an ok guy, it's just hilarious to watch him trip over his own shoelaces again and again

Joe probably is an ok guy,

He really isn't.

give it a rest, guy.

Yeah jobless bum dishonorably discharged, domestic violence, unpaid child support, bringing kid to school late 70 times, always trying to doxx his enemies, etc. Seems like a good guy.

Stealing from his employers, leaching off of family etc

Card carrying

A violent pedophile

Trashed his recently deceased mother because of her political views WHILE announcing her death

Regularly makes racist remarks on social media

no job

domestic abuser

mooches off his younger brother for a livelihood based on something they talked about as children

What an OK guy he is, huh?

Not a pedophile tho.

According to him, so it's still suspect.

In this context, Joe sounds like an ok guy.

it annoys me to agree, & I almost doubt the morality of this work... then I remember Joe tried to get famous & took credit for being part of O&A

Unlike Brother Ant, Joe welcomes confrontation, for better or worse.

ive been saying this for months. hopefully the sub turns back on opie now, there's so much material that's been ignored

Yes.Also,I didn't think the sub occupied so much real estate in that skull of his. It's like we've become one with Joe.

If you stare into the abyss long enough....

You get that he also occupies a ton of real estate in your skull too right. And it’s not like you are trolling some celebrity who is objectively better and happier than you so there’s certain grandeur in it. Joe probably only declares 10K per year more in taxes than you and most of that is an allowance.

Call the fucker back and ask him when his new podcast is starting!!!

Of course Joe only does secret private corporate gigs.

Yup. We may as well give it up, boys, after years of losing gigs, Joe found a loophole.

Except his calendar is public and its completely empty except for 3 days a month.

KID SPIT WEEKENNNND

He says he doesn't need to advertise anymore, even the real 2U still advertises.

If we find out he will just do double secret gigs. Always one step ahead!

Yeah. It's kinda like how I'm dating this really hot cheerleader girl. But you wouldn't know her, she goes to another school.

The one with the big tits from Niagara Falls? Yeah, I fucked her.

He's working the condo circuit opening for Pat Cooper.

https://youtu.be/BMPyDhNw5A0?t=447

"The guy that was making the Anthony Cumia mask... He got found out...his name is Jason McDermott.he kinda went crazy & threatened to bomb everyone on reddit & shoot up a school"

Is this a bit? Heard he killed himself.

That actually happened?

Yeah that's what I want to know most...Joe kinda lead the interview and talked and talked about the same shit. But the fate of Clayformer, has never been brought up to the sub, has it?

I looked it up, several listings from different states. Ages range from 32-48. And no mention of a suicide.

I appreciate you linking me to that thread, but I need and want more info. Thanks tho

I somehow think this is a Redbar prank & I am being a useful idiot.

The joke's on him. I'm completely useless.

The account seems to be a guy that's assblasted because he got scammed out of $300.

The obituaries are from January 2018 & the guy last posted 8 months ago.

If you fags ever give any money to anything remotely related to this universe, you should kill yourselves.

I'm going to see Colin's "Red State Blue State". Problem?

This need to be higher

IDK I heard of his identity and freak out on Redbar and just sort of filled in the details.

where's the backstory on this? doesnt look like he went nuts on reddit. are you telling me i have to sub to his patreon to see freakout evidence?

Yeah, what'd I miss?

Clay is alive and well and goes by @demilardner in the OnA discord:

https://discord.gg/sH3humn

O&Adiscord KILLIN it for us today!

I heard that place just spends all day fawning over an alleged fat female. Is this true?

It's where the people who believe "WE ARE THE SHOW NOW!" get together and jerk each other off.

Based on what

deez nuts

And buying pills on the internet and discussing how the "new batches are". They can't even be drug addicts in a heterosexual way

yeah all one of them. Specifically a guy named koba.

Its not alleged

Stutterin mutterin prick

Joe could've saved a child's life. But did NOTHING! What a jerk!

You knew then, but you did nothing!

AREAAAA FIFTEEEEEE WWHAAAN

Joe was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. A cow led to slaughter following the money spilling out of his brother's pockets.

I'm getting old. Joe seems like a human being to me.

I'm getting super fucking gay

ftfy

Got my ass

Port Jeff crew?

He is a human being. He's just a racist garbage of a human being.

He's a very dense cluster of regular-dipshit failings.

If he were just an old guy who identifies with TV characters and takes faggy gun selfies, or just a counterfeit guitar and commemorative plate collecting sucker who's said "nigger" on Twitter five thousand times and pretends he didn't, or just [etc.], he'd be fine.

But he's SO FUCKING MANY.

Which is why he deserves this treatment. Despite his bovine-ness he has some human sentience but chooses to continually be an unrepentant scumbag.

If this was happening to someone like Bobo it would of course be hilarious but it actually would be a little hallow or whatever as he is literally too stupid/legit disordered to be responsible for most of his actions.

Wait so he is admitting that he is driving under the influence? Stupid fucking joe

In his defense, happy hour does coincide with the time he gets his kid to school.

He probably got Ant to hire him a driver.

"I can't do shit about it" - Joe Cumia

"I've spoken to an attorney, spent $10,000 on it...I can't do shit about it." -Jospeh Cumia, on the subject of Reddit.

You all have bad karma. I hope you feel bad for yourselves!

“That’s just fucking bad karma, man” - He’s right about that. Posting nude creep shots of a judge who ruled in your favor tends to do that

God bless. You are a true professional.

1: Joe's still trying to infiltrate this place,

2: Joe talks about Karma, LOL. But then I think of Josh Fonner / Chris Kuhn... surely karma's not on Joe's side?! Hell naah!!

Not bad effort once you relaxed a bit.

Having a crazed fan based of a defunct radio show trying to ensure you're never hired again sounds like shitty karma to me!

you so crazy

Feed Nana media really was a nervous mess at first.

It's hilarious that he thinks there's some "behind the scenes" cabal organizing in the shadows to infiltrate.

Maybe people don't need to organize and people can individually laugh at what a boob he is. Occam's razor, Joe.

He said “we’ll probably never talk again” enough times that I started to feel bad

He 100% wants him to call again.

I got that vibe, if only Joe actually did his 'Rantcast' he could have regular callers.

DO THE RANTCAST JOE! MAKING YOU BIGGER THAN ANTH WILL BE OUR NEW BIT

Joe was kicking himself since he didn't record the call or track the number

Joe would profit, which is not a good idea.

no bro, only in the short term. He would become, somehow, incredibly more arrogant and spurn his cash cow and make a spectacle of himself. If he did make any money it would only be for a little and he will piss it away on investments. Like guitars made out of pvc pipes and horse hair for strings. Or collectibles such as macdonald happy meal toys.A fool and his money is soon parted.

joe clearly has no friends

Joe Cumia, a man who did crack with his mother and refused to visit her in her time of need, is lecturing us on karma.

Cant wait to see your little girl on Blacked: Raw, you homosexual dairy beast.

It was freebase, not crack. Most people wouldn’t care, but the cumia brothers really think that freebase is less trashy than crack. Crack, after all is “for niggers.”

I don't know how freebase differs from crack, if anything freebase sounds more coonish. Like you jumble whatever you found carpet diving into an oil burner and smoke that.

Either way, that whole family is long island trash

Joe came off as pretty reasonable here, for a leech.

I'm driving to a gig that you guys got cancelled

You're lucky I have a few Jamesons in me or else I would have hung up on you by now

Sounds like an open and closed case fellas

And with a little luck a closed casket.

Hell no, shit better be open casket or else they're fucking lying and pulling an insurance scam to save the "compounds"

if you were to keep sending the Cumias cheap liquor every week, you know they'd drink all of it until they died. You probably wouldn't even get into any legal trouble over it. So don't do it.

It's not illegal unless you have a Vizio sound bar in the car with you.

I took a few Jamesons and had a few marijuanas.

I keep listening in increments because I want to savor how good it is.

Nice job overall. Was this planned, or did you just call on a whim and How answered and entertained your call? He lead the interview, because he is a gossiping old lady, but you kinda wrapped it up at the end.

Also, are you the same guy who called the Barnes and Noble and talked to an employee after the Nana's booksigning fiasco?

A whim??? I have an IPhone! Who puts out that the whim!?

How did he know I live in Alberta, Canada! > : (

I think he meant Thomas Daly, pathetic loser and resident sweet boy that dedicated his life to this sub.

His idea of a Juicy bribe is inviting you to his brother's house.

OII!! I just thought of something...

why didn't you ask him about the 'Rantcast'??

He still never denied the pedophilia claims.

he kinda brought it up again unprovoked

That's because he's not a pedophile. Not a pedophile.

ahh good thats surely what most non pedos do

You are a Hero of the opieandanthony subreddit, they will write posts about you

Atta boy Johnny

Ok, to be honest I now hate him a little bit less.

Same. I don't like it one bit.

It was quite boring.

Did you watch any match tonight?

Whole damn world's gone apey.

Don't be fooled; Italians are able to tone down their sociopathic tendencies (which they all have) when necessary to get sympathy. Think of a dumb-fuck version of Tony Soprano

tony subpoena

Uhhh accusations and ahh an an uhh ah I mean attempting to uhhh you know make to make uhhh an an impact on my life.

Well said, Joe.

This made me like Brother Joe. You have to admit this sub is full of fat retards with nothing better to do than fuck with this guy. Have some self awareness.

Same here.

Why was he talking to Kuhn's ex before the botched Walmart heist? I thought you all were joking about the deep state setting him up

Six months before he slaughtered his baby, Kuhn was famous around here for getting Joe’s Trenton gig cancelled, which led to the People’s Court episode. Kuhn and Joe talked on the phone for an hour at some point after that, maybe he gave Joe his ex-old lady’s digits as a peace offering to a fellow brother. In some communities, an offering of a fat white woman is a signal of truce.

So let's review:

  • He expects you to know that he'll only humor defending himself, when he's had a couple of Jamesons. He also expects you to know when he's had a couple of Jamesons. And he drives to gigs drunk.

  • He tried to rationalize his belief in Karma, yet by his own rationale: The copious amount of hate he's receiving lately, could very well be from the bad karma he's built up in his OWN life. Does he expect karma to be a one-way street, in that he shouldn't pay for what he's done, but everyone else should pay for what THEY'VE done?

  • His also tries to rationalize to club owners that the "trolling" that's coming their way will be gone IN A DAY, and that they should just "ignore it". Do what you will, with that information...

  • It would cost 10 grand to hunt down ONE of us. Someone on here recently asked if it were at all possible for Joe to throw a blanket libel suit on the sub. That should at least answer part of your question.

  • Joe honestly believes that he could've saved little Quadan's life, if he had somehow gotten Chris Kuhn back in jail for violating his probation (?), as per the request of Kuhn's ex (which he was in contact with?). It should also be pointed out that Joe took and treated the death of little Quadan - and the subsequent arrest of Kuhn - as a "victory" and the result of bad Karma cashing in it's chips, which he then proceeded to show off and rub in the faces of the people on this sub, by posting it on his facebook. This man has now left the realm of "retard" and entered the realm of "sociopath".

  • He calls this place "a horrible place to be", yet constant takes credit for the formation of O&A. Without that show; we wouldn't be here. By his logic: Without HIM, we wouldn't be here.... Going back to his Karma argument: Maybe this place is building up the bad Karma that he's now paying for in his real life. Which means that, if that argument is meant to be taken seriously and that he also deserves credit for building O&A somewhat, then everything that happens on here is somewhat HIS fault, and the bad Karma he's receiving is justified....

If anything: I'm through teasing him. Now I just want to destroy him.

Also, he doesnt get invited to the compound much anymore :'(

I wish you would have asked him why. He sounded a little annoyed and sad about that situation. I doubt he'd give an honest answer, but it was an interesting bit of information to volunteer.

The Compound? That place is an abomination and Joe hates abominations and all things abominable.

He has Compound East.

Ten grand is on the low end. I've looked into it for obvious reasons, and it looks like it usually is closer to $15-$20k, which is why lawyers don't take these cases unless they're paid up front, an anonymous troll is generally not a payday for them. They need legal representation in the state they file, in the state of the headquarters of the websites they subpoena IPs from, and in the state of ISP of the IPs. The shit adds up quick, so lawyers usually won't work on contingency.

Confirmed: Joe Cumia was fucking Chris Kuhn's wife weeks before "operation sound bar". Chris must have found out, which led him to back drugs and petty theft out of desperation......

She does like black men.

And getting screwdriver to the throat

And a pan to the face.

I considered doing this with a more thought out in advance line of questioning. I am pretty sure I could get him on the phone talking.

Go for it. Joe has plenty of time and seems to always answer his phone.

Do it, lawman

Guys. Let's all take a step back and reflect. It's time for some spiritual healing.

hes right about this place being recycled boring garbage. this sub truly is fucking awful. more humorless than that cow is stupid

Yet here you still are. Day after day. Lying and looking like an idiot cuntrag.

im probably the only honest person left in this boring shithole. the amount of self delusion here is staggering. truly staggering

also, opie is an active pedophile

im probably the only honest person left in this boring shithole

Fuck yeah dude, you're not afraid to tell it like it is

A bit anti-climatic but thanks for the effort.

He really trying to sell that he doing all these gigs. No you arent.

Aw, so you mean you don't believe that he has secret corporate gigs that pay all his bills despite his literally begging us to stop attacking his livelyhood?

When I think of corporate venues, I think they want U2

The big question someone's gotta ask Joe is that everybody knows his racist social media past is accurate. We're not photoshopping fake tweets and then hacking archive.org to make it appear like Joe said them back in 2014. He clings to that reasonable doubt tightly when defending himself to these clubs, on the People's Court.

Joe wants to talk about karma and say the sub has said 10x worse than what he has... I haven't. Reddit says those things anonymously Joe, they aren't attaching their real names to it. Do ya understand consequences Joe? It's not going to cost $10,000 to find someone via reddit username, it's going to require a conversation with Serena Williams' husband where you convince him to hand over userdata. Not some Private Investigator from Ronkonkoma.

You wanted to leech off Anthony and his fanbase and play Mr. Race Realist who tells it like it is! Only to find out Anthony, Colin Flaherty, Gavin - they can play that role, gain fans, and have careers where they can put food on the table. But you don't have fans Joe, you have u2 fans. They're there for someone else's music.

So when we go "hey, look at all the racist shit this guy said", there's nobody around to say "so what?"

Not some Private Investigator from Ronkonkoma.

HAHAHAHHHA

I agree, the dude who conducted the interview was terrible, he didn’t ask any of the hard hitting questions. Personally, I think he blew a good opportunity.

He did leave the door open for a part two

[removed]

Jeter! Do it for Ronkonkoma!

He sounds simple but not like someone I would hate. Besides being a tough guy with the sub and saying nigger a few times on Twitter what else did the big lug do? Am I missing something?

Am I missing something? Yes, dummy, clearly you’ve been missing the door knob with the belt. You gotta sit down put the belt around the door knob and lean forward until unconsciousness takes over and lack of oxygen to the shit for brains will take care of the rest.

Drunk driving? I'm contacting the Nassau County police.

bringing back the classic Carlton bits.

Can you do the Carlton Dance in real life?

Joe is trying to manipulate the hate.

Its just too fucking hard for one person to represent this place. The ones that go hard on him probably arent the interview type. Sounds like he might be open to another interview but at least get some common questions lined up. He really does like to talk about himself so you gotta have a script to keep on track. Sadly he thinks that he is speaking with a sub representative that has all the answers so any question he has gets answered with "Fuck, I dont know." because they cant speak for everyone. He is really trying to stick with the tough guy shtick but you can hear its been exhausting trying chase ghosts.

I'm actully kind of tired of fucknig with this guy, we won. I think I am done doing bro joe photoshops

I am going to retire some of my most classic pieces.

Ewwww @ Him acting like his time and prescience is so valuable.

10000 dollars wouldn’t do it but a compound invite will create a Benedict Arnold and end this place.

You guys heard it from him, we go hard.

Why didnt you debute this on cytube and make everyone watch it with you like an attention seeking nigger

Rambling old queer.

He’s definitely the superior Cumia. He showed more self awareness in that ten minutes than his brother has in ten years.

Good job. I would have asked him to do a formal interview though. I think if someone came at him strategically it would be amazing. I’ll do it, give me that Afro-Americans number.

He came off decent really.
It also sounds like he doesn't see his brother much. Maybe this sub could turn him and he might snoop for us.
What a turnaround.

the comment he made to BeigeFrequency's youtube doc on him kind of owned Beige and many of us. worth a re-read.

Could you hook up a brotherman with a link ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh2_pfYJNo i think it's in here, no idea how to find it though

He just sounds like a lonely old man. He basically pours his heart out to a stranger. Strange guy.

Imagine I found a guy In Alberta, Canada that does nothing, has nothing, and lives for Reddit.

Gee, I wonder if Joe knows anyone like that?

I think I know who he's talking about.

Lol child spit confirmed.

Wtf I love Joe now

If this sub starts feeling bad for Joe and does a complete turn around in support of him, then the sub is officially finished. It was bad enough when it happened with Opie.

He is so fucking lonely. He gave everything to some nobody who just happened to call him and even identified himself as someone from here.

Ol BroJoe is in over his head. This is justice for Colin's cousin. Fuckin ask the Brits about how the Irish let shit slide, fagit. 800 years fucko!

“And...and...and...and...and” is the new “so, so, so, so, so, so.” Thanks for another mindless blundering to goof on, Nigger Nose Joe.

Great job, amazing!

I, for one, am eagerly looking forward to the Joe Cumia redemption arc. The funniest thing this sub could do is to make Joe Cumia more popular than his brother, in the coming years.

That was fucking horrible. Whoever conducted that “interview” sucked. I hate to say it, but Joe was better than the interviewer.

The giggling fruit talking to Joe is an embarrassment to this embarassing sub.

giggled like a retard at this

I hope all the people who came away from this thinking "Joe ain't so bad" fucking kill themselves tonight.

Whoever uploaded this is a typical O&A caller, choking when they step up to the plate.

Wait.... so, Joe could have stopped a child from dying and he didn’t????

I can’t believe you didn’t ask about the podcast bro. Wtf

So Joe Really said if he caught someone from reddit, he'd try to spank them?

​

Jesus, what a homo

What a great ment

Please PM me the phone number.

It's on his website.

He is doing private, corporate gigs. Sure you are you dumb faggot.

Bigger lie than the new york studio.

laughs jovially

"What if I find a guy that lives in Alberta, Canada.. That has nothing, that lives for nothing except for Reddit? What am i gonna do?"

Looks like he found you thomas_daly.

Deleting his account couldn't keep him safe from Joe's watchful eye.

great work. proud of ya.

Reminder- Joe Cumia openly challenged the O&A sub reddit to try and effect his life. He said it couldn't be done.

"Here you go little brother, I brought you two more Sharpies." - Presumptuous Overweight Dolt

As a 16 year old Joe Cumia fan I just want to say I’m very gay this happened, very gay indeed.

I actually think it's really neat that you got his number and he actually wanted to talk to you.

goddamn this made me giggle like a girl, even Joe was laughing. Good for him!

I started giggling like an autist too when he started talking about “ridiculous accusations” and sounding just like he did on people’s court

*"Maybe you could be my friend."*

I'm beginning to think Joe doesn't like /r/opieandanthony very much.

If you and your faggot brother didn't try to doxx people on here for just criticizing a simple roast set, you probably wouldn't have any issues. Just like the Cumia's to try and weasel out of any personal responsibility and just give blanket statements like, "Look I know I'm not innocent" without ever giving examples.

Dude actually sounds reasonable after a few Jamesons

Joshua Connor Sun

Tbh it seems like a regular conversation between a nervous reddit user and a cosplaying faggot

What kind of a douche picks Journey and fucking U2 to emulate? Nehru jackoff.

I know but this wasn't an arranged interview, it was just a random prank call and he just kept talking and talking.

Hoshhhp, the gay Sean Connery, Hoshhhp.

I looked it up, several listings from different states. Ages range from 32-48. And no mention of a suicide.

I appreciate you linking me to that thread, but I need and want more info. Thanks tho

It was freebase, not crack. Most people wouldn’t care, but the cumia brothers really think that freebase is less trashy than crack. Crack, after all is “for niggers.”

Could you hook up a brotherman with a link ?

And a pan to the face.

When I think of corporate venues, I think they want U2

If you fags ever give any money to anything remotely related to this universe, you should kill yourselves.