What he's doing there is the kind of thing a sexually inadequate and confused 15 year old loser would do, thinking it was bringing him closer to the girl in his class he has a crush on. What he doesn't know is that she just assumes he's gay and would laugh at the thought of him as a boyfriend. That kid has the excuse that he's 15. Norton is 50 years old and still doesn't know why he's so useless and unappealing to women.
I was also athletic and pretty good looking at the end of school. Had sex with around 20 girls before finishing at 18, and this was in one of the world's major cities. He grew up in the middle of nowhere. I know there isn't much else to do in the sticks other than bone and if he'd said 50, or maybe 100, it might be a bit more believable. 1000 or whatever? Nah!
just these really dark fantasies... without specifying because he could say he didn't wanna put her out there like that.
When anyone indulged him by saying something like "so things get a little crazy with you two Jimmy?" his voice would get that half gasping sound as he replied YYYEAHHh man.. fuck..
And during the Mel Gibson tapes, “I used to yell at my chick the exact same way, oh it was awwful man, I would just scream at the too of my lungs”
Wow Jim you’re such a mysterious manly man
I had to just leave the apartment. I was THAT mad dude like, "if I stay here, there's gonna be a problem" like that type of anger. I had to just walk away or I was gonna do something stupid
As if he was on the verge of committing murder-suicide while he probably only slammed a door shut that had an Ozzy picture on it. Fruit.
That red mark on her hand is where her boyfriend puts out his cigarettes.
Jim puts up with this because he's hoping that she'll leave that piece of shit someday, and see that there was a loving, caring man right in front of her this whole time. And despite her crying phone calls to Jim, and his best Advice Show hosting abilities to tell her that she should love herself the way others love her, and that she needs to take care of herself... she always goes back to her man.
Stick with it though Jim. Maybe next time, she'll finally leave him and come around for you.
"That's when her boyfriend comes in, starts playing one my Black Sabbath albums, taps my bald head Benny Hill style and takes her to bedroom. It gets really dark, man."
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1 alphadromes 2019-03-12
"It's nothing illegal but I keep a hard drive in a vault and won't talk about to be mysterious like the faggot I am."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-12
It's either childporn or nothing and he wants to sound like an important, brooding faggot. The latter is worse.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-12
either one is nothing a grown man does
1 FloggingTheHorses 2019-03-12
Guarantee it's just got the Sabbath & KISS discography (ripped from iTunes)and tranny porn on it
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-12
i bet its just his own nude and he thinks its some kind of treasure
1 3stepsbackward 2019-03-12
Look at that thing on her hand. The red bump, not Jimmy. Did Anthony get to her too?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-12
Russell's sign
1 crookedmile 2019-03-12
I wouldn't allow anyone with active sores/lesions to apply makeup to me. Jerk me off, ok, but my face? No dice sweetheart
1 johnajapanda 2019-03-12
A true romantic
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-03-12
Who downvoted all these? Kelsey..
1 Medumbdumb 2019-03-12
Nice track mark on her hand
1 McGowan9 2019-03-12
What he's doing there is the kind of thing a sexually inadequate and confused 15 year old loser would do, thinking it was bringing him closer to the girl in his class he has a crush on. What he doesn't know is that she just assumes he's gay and would laugh at the thought of him as a boyfriend. That kid has the excuse that he's 15. Norton is 50 years old and still doesn't know why he's so useless and unappealing to women.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-03-12
But he buys them dinner and says nice things to them, that's what women want, right?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-12
I bought her dinner and she didn't piss on me, ffffffucking scuuuumbaaaaag!
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-12
anyone remember alex jones story on jre that he let some chick put make up on him in exchange that he gets to fuck her
1 McGowan9 2019-03-12
Didn't Alex Jones also say he fucked like 800 women before he was 18. Pinch of salt
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-12
He used to be a jacked hand some dude before turning into a tube of shit Right
1 McGowan9 2019-03-12
I was also athletic and pretty good looking at the end of school. Had sex with around 20 girls before finishing at 18, and this was in one of the world's major cities. He grew up in the middle of nowhere. I know there isn't much else to do in the sticks other than bone and if he'd said 50, or maybe 100, it might be a bit more believable. 1000 or whatever? Nah!
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-12
Did he say that? I hate when he gets mysterious
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-12
just these really dark fantasies... without specifying because he could say he didn't wanna put her out there like that.
When anyone indulged him by saying something like "so things get a little crazy with you two Jimmy?" his voice would get that half gasping sound as he replied YYYEAHHh man.. fuck..
James Norton can kick rocks.
1 commissarjb 2019-03-12
I don't care for the language, but I agree with your last statement.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-03-12
And during the Mel Gibson tapes, “I used to yell at my chick the exact same way, oh it was awwful man, I would just scream at the too of my lungs” Wow Jim you’re such a mysterious manly man
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-12
I had to just leave the apartment. I was THAT mad dude like, "if I stay here, there's gonna be a problem" like that type of anger. I had to just walk away or I was gonna do something stupid
As if he was on the verge of committing murder-suicide while he probably only slammed a door shut that had an Ozzy picture on it. Fruit.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-03-12
Yeah, he can go jump in a lake as far as I'm concerned!
1 Bennieand 2019-03-12
Eww I remember him saying that. What a faggot. By “getting dark” he probably meant he lets a black guy fuck his girlfriend in front of him.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-12
That red mark on her hand is where her boyfriend puts out his cigarettes.
Jim puts up with this because he's hoping that she'll leave that piece of shit someday, and see that there was a loving, caring man right in front of her this whole time. And despite her crying phone calls to Jim, and his best Advice Show hosting abilities to tell her that she should love herself the way others love her, and that she needs to take care of herself... she always goes back to her man.
Stick with it though Jim. Maybe next time, she'll finally leave him and come around for you.
1 TattooedHorrorGuy 2019-03-12
I was going more for that's where she skin pops because she can't find a vein anymore.
1 Guatzelot 2019-03-12
"That's when her boyfriend comes in, starts playing one my Black Sabbath albums, taps my bald head Benny Hill style and takes her to bedroom. It gets really dark, man."
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-12
"Sometimes my chick and I would get a really dark man..."
What he really meant to say
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-12
He's brooding in that pic.
1 AntonioNappa 2019-03-12
I can’t stand this touchhole.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-12
Just to make sure this isn't going to be sexual at all or perceived by you, Jim, as flirting in any capacity, let's make sure to film it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-12
It's either childporn or nothing and he wants to sound like an important, brooding faggot. The latter is worse.