Mark Hamill designs clothes for Target?

You going to the Gophers on Sunday?

I’d stick it in her mouth.

Wealthy parents buy their kids way into college all of the time. Do you think retarded George W. Bush earned his way into Yale?

Nigga got C’s and I’m all, “pretty good for a real ass dude at Yale.”

Being a pig farmer isn't easy. You should show some respect to your pops

Who else but your stalker could remember something you said 2 years ago. bows

I don't get it. What did I say.

You said your father was an alcoholic pig farmer

I mean, he gets drunk and fucked fat bitches....

Aw what the Christ

I just hope they let William H Macy go free.

He may get motherfucked in this one.

Loughlin and her husband, fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli, were accused of paying $500,000 in bribes so their two daughters would be designated as recruits for the University of Southern California crew team — even though they were not part of the team. That helped the pair get into USC, according to the complaint.

As if it weren't a waste of money to begin with, they pay $500k on top of that. What would someone too dumb to get into USC major in? Something tells me it's not mechanical engineering.

If you’re going to bribe a college bring a rigot pie.

Lori Loughlin doesn't age

What a waste of money,they're all dolts.

Wealthy parents, celebrities accused of college admissions bribery

Decluttered version of this The Mercury News's article archived on March 12, 2019 can be viewed on https://outline.com/U3KNVG