I remember he was trying to be like that motorcycle guy Jesse James. Anthony thought maybe he could take all of his New York sychophant posse with him to Texas. Nope.
Buncha ignorant retards in here when it comes to Texas and the South in general. It's kind of surprising considering that this sub is fairly cosmopolitan, but somehow think Birth of Nation describes current day Texaw and the South.
I would. Beneath the vulgar and racist sheen, there are a lot of creative, intelligent, and a fair people. Considering that Opie, Anthony, and Jim are relative simpletons, it's amazing that they procured such a diverse fanbase.
Tony will never leave Long Island. He needs the safety net of Dawn and Joe. Plus Keith to play cops with. Also he needs NY, the NY Tri-State is the only area where he might still be a little famous.
Tony without NY would be dead in 6 months. Felled by natural causes or some drunken mishap.
NY is a shitty place to retire if you don't have a large nest egg/retirement money. Even moreso than most states. There is a reason for the mass exodus to FL, TX, TN, and NC. Property taxes alone are a motherfucker, especially since Anthony isn't really getting much of a return on the taxes (no kids so the school district is mostly meaningless)- and there is going to be another downturn in the real estate market. Not sure Anthony can take many more losses.
Tony would be shunned and ignored in Texas. Nobody wants to hang out with an old delusional wop who fucks trannies and doesn’t even own a gun. He’s lame and his time has passed.
Joe would be laughed and at have his ass kicked daily until he fled back to the safety of his awful Port Jefferson trailer. Texas would chew up and spit out the Cumias, and if Slow Joe was a normal testosterone-producing male he would have been aroused by my spitting allusion.
Joe might be able to find a hoppin’ glory hole to suck cock at in Dallas. It’s not too far from Fort Sill so he might have some buddies in the DFW-area from his tater days too.
Austin is liberal as fuck. That's probably one of the worst place for them. The only thing they might like is that there are not as many blacks in Austin- especially the burbs. And where they are, they are contained. Dallas-DFW area and east Texas and West Texas would suite them. Don't get me wrong, there are conservatives in Austin, but politically it's fucking a liberal circus and Beto country (failed loser Senate candidate, but yet has a ridiculous amount of support in Austin, parts of CA, and NY).
Imagine the panic on the faces of Keith, Big A, Bobo, Joe and that other fat, bald guy after hearing that Anthony is thinking of leaving New York. They probably all broke out into a cold sweat at the thought of no longer being able to hang onto Anthony's balls.
North Vegas is cheap but nobody speaks English there
All the Boomers live in Henderson
I like the southern side of Vegas, just south of the airport. It's convenient to the airport and the strip, and not as trashy as downtown Vegas or North Vegas.
He’s been check swinging leaving NY for well over a decade. Comfort zone loving faggot. He’d be dead in 5 years because he’d “never look back” at the world’s best cardiologists.
I would. Beneath the vulgar and racist sheen, there are a lot of creative, intelligent, and a fair people. Considering that Opie, Anthony, and Jim are relative simpletons, it's amazing that they procured such a diverse fanbase.
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1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-12
You mean the weak, lying crybaby lied? Shocker. Other than wearing Mommy’s shoes did Anthony ever tell the truth about himself?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-12
"I... am fucking... my brother's girlfriend's daughter." -Anthony Cumia
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-03-12
You are ?
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-12
Actually he 100% denied mommies shoes was a real thing on air. Ao he always lies
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-12
They didn't call him Joey Buttlicker because he didn't lick any butts
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-12
He knows he would never do that.
I remember he was trying to be like that motorcycle guy Jesse James. Anthony thought maybe he could take all of his New York sychophant posse with him to Texas. Nope.
1 Subeckk 2019-03-12
Texans aren't too accepting of his "alternative" lifestyle
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-12
Go to Austin or San Antonio and then tell us that.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-12
Ok how do these tolerant homo Texans feel about domestic violence and racism
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-12
Depends where you go. Texas is a big place, it’s not just a bunch of cowboys like it’s 1875.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-12
Steers and queers and Mexicans. Stop trying to defend your shitty state
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-12
Nice 1970’s reference, stupid.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-12
Buncha ignorant retards in here when it comes to Texas and the South in general. It's kind of surprising considering that this sub is fairly cosmopolitan, but somehow think Birth of Nation describes current day Texaw and the South.
1 lespaul84 2019-03-12
I would never describe this sub as "fairly cosmopolitan".
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-12
I would. Beneath the vulgar and racist sheen, there are a lot of creative, intelligent, and a fair people. Considering that Opie, Anthony, and Jim are relative simpletons, it's amazing that they procured such a diverse fanbase.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-12
When he talked about moving from NYC to Texas, do you think he meant a big urban city in texas?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-12
The City of Texas - 80 bajillion citizens
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-12
Yeah? Well that's ok cause you're their best seller! (Every fucking time I see your name)
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-03-12
Tony will never leave Long Island. He needs the safety net of Dawn and Joe. Plus Keith to play cops with. Also he needs NY, the NY Tri-State is the only area where he might still be a little famous.
Tony without NY would be dead in 6 months. Felled by natural causes or some drunken mishap.
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-03-12
Drunken mishap should have been the title of his book.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-12
No joke that would have been perfect
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-12
It dwas ad inebriated bishap AWRITE
1 ISO__JOE 2019-03-12
He’s not famous in NY. He has 4 unused sharpies to attest to that.
1 tropicalstormeric 2019-03-12
Fawkin broootal
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-12
NY is a shitty place to retire if you don't have a large nest egg/retirement money. Even moreso than most states. There is a reason for the mass exodus to FL, TX, TN, and NC. Property taxes alone are a motherfucker, especially since Anthony isn't really getting much of a return on the taxes (no kids so the school district is mostly meaningless)- and there is going to be another downturn in the real estate market. Not sure Anthony can take many more losses.
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-12
Lucky for him NYC schools do a poor job of teaching kids stranger danger.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-12
Tony would be shunned and ignored in Texas. Nobody wants to hang out with an old delusional wop who fucks trannies and doesn’t even own a gun. He’s lame and his time has passed.
Joe would be laughed and at have his ass kicked daily until he fled back to the safety of his awful Port Jefferson trailer. Texas would chew up and spit out the Cumias, and if Slow Joe was a normal testosterone-producing male he would have been aroused by my spitting allusion.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-12
Texas has a place for the Cumias
its called Austin
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-12
I think Joe’s too faggy for Austin. They could always use Carol to haunt a house though.
1 SyphilisVI 2019-03-12
What about Dallas then? The place is flooded with faggots, comparable to Atlanta when factor in population.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-12
Joe might be able to find a hoppin’ glory hole to suck cock at in Dallas. It’s not too far from Fort Sill so he might have some buddies in the DFW-area from his tater days too.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-12
Austin is liberal as fuck. That's probably one of the worst place for them. The only thing they might like is that there are not as many blacks in Austin- especially the burbs. And where they are, they are contained. Dallas-DFW area and east Texas and West Texas would suite them. Don't get me wrong, there are conservatives in Austin, but politically it's fucking a liberal circus and Beto country (failed loser Senate candidate, but yet has a ridiculous amount of support in Austin, parts of CA, and NY).
1 lespaul84 2019-03-12
He's also a certified pedophile.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-12
Has anyone ever attempted to move podcast equipment across state lines? I can’t even comprehend the logistical challenge of that.
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2019-03-12
Anyone got the clip of Wormy saying that?
1 redditorsarefaggots0 2019-03-12
Found it! https://youtu.be/E-CsWY0PqJI?t=2738
Prepare yourself. This might be the dumbest thing you have ever heard another human being say.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-12
for a podcast?
what the fuck is jimmy even saying?
1 redditorsarefaggots0 2019-03-12
Jim Norton is not a smart man.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-03-12
Something like that would probably cost about 60 g’s
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-12
How do you people just pull links like that? The show was on for almost 20 damn years.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-03-12
Anthony is a child who avoids any confronting thoughts and who is afraid of change.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-12
OP defecates on sidewalks confirmed?
1 Molly_Whop 2019-03-12
To he fair, it's very hard to leave when your biggest asset, your home, is worth a quarter of what you paid for it.
1 Molly_Whop 2019-03-12
To be fair, it's very hard to leave when your biggest asset, your home, is worth a quarter of what you paid for it.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-03-12
Well it will never go back to what he paid for it and he's just bleeding money from high taxes. It's a liability at this point.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-12
Can you even get resin dinosaurs out of the city?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-12
Imagine the panic on the faces of Keith, Big A, Bobo, Joe and that other fat, bald guy after hearing that Anthony is thinking of leaving New York. They probably all broke out into a cold sweat at the thought of no longer being able to hang onto Anthony's balls.
1 perch97 2019-03-12
You’re forgetting he needs the NYC studio to be able to get the big guests.
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-03-12
Joe Currie and Joe Devito.
1 peckaface 2019-03-12
after he lost his job he couldnt afford to leave
1 LamarThePotato 2019-03-12
Long Island is the only place where he is allowed.
In California&Oregon he'll get arrested for being a nazi pedo racist, any other part of the country he would be chased away for being a nigger.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-12
Stupid assholes like this only ever relocate from NY to Florida
1 bobbacklund 2019-03-12
To be fair he legally couldn’t leave for a while.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-12
If I were Cumia, I'd relocate to Vegas:
1) there are tons of comedians coming and going every week, he'd have a steady stream of guests because they want to plug their gigs
2) the rent is basically nothing, my mortgage in Vegas was basically the same as car payment
3) There's a million clubs and they're always looking for entertainers, so he could probably do his show with an actual audience
4) The world's most famous tranny bar is in Vegas https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qb5wqd/john-lucas-las-vegas-lounge-off-the-strip-025
1 NicoretteVos 2019-03-12
Was your rent cheap in the city limits or outside of town?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-12
North Vegas is cheap but nobody speaks English there
All the Boomers live in Henderson
I like the southern side of Vegas, just south of the airport. It's convenient to the airport and the strip, and not as trashy as downtown Vegas or North Vegas.
1 Jungies 2019-03-12
That's got a real, "You'll be sorry when I've gone!" vibe to it.
1 troligarch 2019-03-12
To be fair, it's still true. He wouldn't be able to scrape up the garbage he puts on his show if he didn't still live there.
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-03-12
Would be nice if Ant & Joe are banned at every store.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-03-12
Well he can't move now. How would he ever get any of the great guests he has now if he wasn't in NYC?
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-12
He’s been check swinging leaving NY for well over a decade. Comfort zone loving faggot. He’d be dead in 5 years because he’d “never look back” at the world’s best cardiologists.
1 lespaul84 2019-03-12
I would never describe this sub as "fairly cosmopolitan".
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-12
I would. Beneath the vulgar and racist sheen, there are a lot of creative, intelligent, and a fair people. Considering that Opie, Anthony, and Jim are relative simpletons, it's amazing that they procured such a diverse fanbase.