Theory: The Worm hired an oafish bodyguard so he could scowl & talk down to men in the service industry & not get the shit kicked out of him

20  2019-03-11 by RapistWithHIV

Confirmed

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I dare the two dorks to come in my Panera and try running amok.

And comedy clubs owners/audience members. He bragged how Kenny held cheating club owners accountable trying to under count their seats by 5. He probably paid Kenny $500k over the years to earn him an extra $400 in ticket sales.

He was so embarrassed when Louis Ck told him that Zach Galifianakis and the Cali comedians laughed at the audacity of norton having a bodyguard. "I know those fucking guys hate me."

Is Club Soda Kenny still his bodyguard ?

If I needed an enforcer I'd hire Luca Brasi too.

Something else he learned from Opie, to always have someone to hide your bitch ass behind

Jim's basically like the cunt girlfriend who mouths-off in public, getting her man in potential bother. Jim's complained about this behaviour, but lacks the self-awareness to realise it's exactly what he does when with Kenny.