I cannot wait for him to have a renaissance and be embraced by the sub as a bit. His ego will explode. He will lose his mind from the taste of “fame”. His ability to cope when the inevitable turn comes will be nonexistent.
Make sure to add subtitles if you can, not only does it make it easier to follow with the sound quality but shit like this always looks funnier in print.
lol the links it shows at the end are for Miles Davis on Dick Cacett, John Mayer coming out interview on MSNBC and Louis CK...this things gonna be huge!
I heard the same thing. Someone I know said he saw him stuff two off them up there and then gave a "live birth show" of twins on stage at the big apple ranch
Sorry Layla, daddy would love to spend some time with you but I've gotta get lousy drunk on mediocre whiskey before doing an interview with the internet trolls who've destroyed my livelihood
He's one of the dumbest and most worthless people to ever exist but at this point he's provided me with nearly as many laughs as O&A ever did. I can't really call myself a fan of Joe but there is something fun about his combination of zero self awareness and zero intelligence.
Joe probably has talked to lawyers, and none of them are familiar with this shithole. As one who is I would say there are a number of defenses people might have to what they say here.
More importantly, those same lawyers have told Joe that suing for libel would open Joe up to discovery, meaning whomever he sued would have the right to dig deep into his life - and the lives of those close to him - to defend the claim. For obvious reasons, Joe doesn't want that.
The other day a light bulb went off: Joe actually probably loves the attention he gets from this sub. After years of living and Ant's shadow, he finally gets to be the center of attention here (even if it does mean losing the occasional gig and constantly eating the shit we give him). The tone of his voice in this teaser only lends credence to my claim.
The fine people of the commonwealth of /OpieAndAnthony make here a formal request to the Lord MustFeedNana, first Duke of trollsworth, for the un-edited tapes, post haste.
Forth hereith on this 11th of March in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen. As an official request of both parliament and senate from seats overseas and within our own counties. we request these tapes in an unedited fashion as to be presented to his majesty and Mr President of the privy chambers of this fine establishment.
It is noted here on this day that such an effort will be adorned with the full grace of god and support and unity of this commonwealth.
108 comments
1 MustFeedNana 2019-03-11
Dropping within the next 24 hrs.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-11
Did this idiot really feed the trolls again? Like others have said, sometimes this moron's stupidity can be endearing.
1 bovinebrain 2019-03-11
Unlike his idiot brother, Joe always delivers what we want out of him.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-11
I bet everyone in his life has heard about this, all his friends and family get updates on his "campaign against the trolls."
1 tooth_repair 2019-03-11
I cannot wait for him to have a renaissance and be embraced by the sub as a bit. His ego will explode. He will lose his mind from the taste of “fame”. His ability to cope when the inevitable turn comes will be nonexistent.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-11
Honestly, I actually like Joe. He just does what he loves in making music, and sets libtard's straight on facebook. He ain't hurting nobody
1 googledhowtobehuman 2019-03-11
Soon....soon, but not yet
1 dmix 2019-03-11
Joe never wanted to bang any kids. He just enjoyed their saliva. He aint so bad.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-11
Hes really not that bad. He served his country.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-11
and his ex-wife sounded like she needed that frying pan treatment
1 anonimescu 2019-03-11
A lot of them do tbqh. Based Joe will probably make 50 shades of grey:the cast iron pan diaries
1 Compound_MediaPR 2019-03-11
Joe really earned that money he gets every month from his childhood pact.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-11
And it's actually really smart to by off-brand guitars if you think about it. You get nearly the same quality for much cheaper in the long run.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-11
"I only fuck with Fender's or Gibson's"
- 14 year olds
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-11
Anth was lazy, it's Joe who took tapes around to radio stations. So he does deserve it.
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-11
Don’t all women?
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-11
He doesn’t really make music.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-11
Excuse me?
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-11
that was genius. i want that at my wedding and funeral both
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-03-11
Casio set to lame, lyrics set to dumb, SoundCloud fortune and fame, here Joe comes!
1 mrheh 2019-03-11
And he called Ant a piece of shit way before we did. The man knows his worthless brother will on squander his fortune so he takes a taste.
1 im_not 2019-03-11
That was quick.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-11
Yeah the Opie effect. Might be time depending on how this documentary sounds.
1 PretzlKing 2019-03-11
I’d love that too. At least with Joe, it will never accidentally become unironic.
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2019-03-11
This is the new Moe’s Tavern (or Tube Bar for you X’ers out there)
1 VicDumb 2019-03-11
He’s like this sub’s retarded dog
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-11
Did you tell him you're from 'Feed Nana Media'?
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-03-11
Now! Now! Now! Now! NOW!!!
1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-11
Make sure to add subtitles if you can, not only does it make it easier to follow with the sound quality but shit like this always looks funnier in print.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-11
Arabic subtitles would be peak hilarity for me
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2019-03-11
I'm almost out of drugs so speed it up alittle
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-11
User name doesn't check out. Should have an amount to get you straight through to OD with income from dumb people.
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2019-03-11
But then I'd miss the interview!
1 OandAbaron 2019-03-11
10 pm?
1 dmix 2019-03-11
I thought we learned from last time that announcing/teasing releases to this sub is a dumb idea
1 crookedmile 2019-03-11
I wouldn't be nearly as excited if you got Anthony
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-11
I'm already drowning in precum
1 0o-0-o0 2019-03-11
The clock is ticking, where's it at brother man
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-11
You are lucky he had a couple Jamesons in him, he does usually call people fuckface & hang up
1 RBuddCumia 2019-03-11
The Jamesons were a couple of twins he met at The Ranch.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-11
a couple of James' sons were inside him
1 RBuddCumia 2019-03-11
Either way he’s a dumb fag.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
God bless the Cumia's hereditary alcoholism and the moronic things it makes them do.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-03-11
Thank God. This sub is in desperate need of content.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-11
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of this sub
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-11
Or Joseph Cumia
1 Well_Fed_Nana 2019-03-11
It’ll be nice to get a break from the contant “beefer” or “faggot” posts.
1 ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-03-11
lol the links it shows at the end are for Miles Davis on Dick Cacett, John Mayer coming out interview on MSNBC and Louis CK...this things gonna be huge!
1 tranthasourus 2019-03-11
How did we get an interview?
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-11
He called the phone number listed on Joe's site
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-11
Joe literally always answers. If he hangs up on you, you can just call back and he'll answer again. He's retarded.
1 AngryHugo 2019-03-11
Joe is both incredibly stupid and constantly seeking attention.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-03-11
Doing God's work. I'd be worried about getting too close to Joe, this stuff is actionable. What happened to this deplorable loser's podcast though?
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-11
Please subtitle this shit.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-11
I can barely understand Joe
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-03-11
He didnt have his dentures in.
1 TheToolMan 2019-03-11
Yeah, but do it Don Vito style.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-11
"durr de durr durrr dum."
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-03-11
I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-11
Moooo
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-11
Joe Cumia is... An Idiot, rated PG-13.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-03-11
So so so so so so so so so so
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-11
Here.
“So so so so so so so so so so so so so”
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-03-11
This, coupled with BeigeFrequency's upcoming special on the bovine himself are chicken soup for my soul.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-03-11
So so so so so so uh uh uh uh...I'm intrigued.
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-03-11
I heard Joe shoves rotisserie chickens up his ass
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-11
I heard the same thing. Someone I know said he saw him stuff two off them up there and then gave a "live birth show" of twins on stage at the big apple ranch
1 TheGreatBugsby 2019-03-11
i heard the same from a different source
1 PrinceAlena 2019-03-11
Hahahahaha.
What a dope.
Never change Joe, you’re such a moronic drunk lump of bald shit
1 cabaretcabaret 2019-03-11
He talks like a 12 year old extra in Grease
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-11
I'm sure Joe will not say anything to make him look like a stupid retard
1 crookedmile 2019-03-11
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of this sub
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
Dear Joe,
Please don't ever change, you wonderfully stupid, stupid bastard.
1 Randal_X2 2019-03-11
Naked and afraid: exposed. The Brother Joe Tapes.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-11
Sorry Layla, daddy would love to spend some time with you but I've gotta get lousy drunk on mediocre whiskey before doing an interview with the internet trolls who've destroyed my livelihood
Never change Joe. Never change.
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-03-11
Ya know, when you put it like that he almost sounds pathetic.
1 TangerineReam 2019-03-11
Jameson is a fine whiskey. Not like Macallan-level, but still good.
The only mediocre whiskey in the world, comes from Canada.
1 Alansmithee22 2019-03-11
I love this place.
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-11
Everything works here
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-11
I'm too apprehensive to be excited. If this isn't real it would crush me
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-11
Oh boy, this is gonna be, uh, memorable?
1 CapeCodKilla508 2019-03-11
love you
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-03-11
I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE
1 shakedatbooty 2019-03-11
This man is obsessed with pedophilia
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-11
Oh Joe
1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-03-11
He's one of the dumbest and most worthless people to ever exist but at this point he's provided me with nearly as many laughs as O&A ever did. I can't really call myself a fan of Joe but there is something fun about his combination of zero self awareness and zero intelligence.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-11
lol im working on some joe OC too, should be fun
1 punchm3at 2019-03-11
He is not a bright man
1 cardaderdention 2019-03-11
Beige is now going to have to adjust his new doc to incorporate this interview.
1 Tashter 2019-03-11
Because announcing a deadline for new material to this sub has played out so well in the past.
I think that british guy offed himself.
1 Tashter 2019-03-11
I’m so glad Joe exists.
1 3stepsbackward 2019-03-11
This just proves Joe is the only Cumia that matters. The King of All Cumias is what they call him.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-11
FUCK YES
1 BullsLawDan 2019-03-11
For anyone wondering about the libel thing:
Joe probably has talked to lawyers, and none of them are familiar with this shithole. As one who is I would say there are a number of defenses people might have to what they say here.
More importantly, those same lawyers have told Joe that suing for libel would open Joe up to discovery, meaning whomever he sued would have the right to dig deep into his life - and the lives of those close to him - to defend the claim. For obvious reasons, Joe doesn't want that.
1 alphadromes 2019-03-11
Also the shitty lawyers he would contact would take the case just to charge the shit out this dumb fuck.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-11
I am guessing that by “lawyers “he means Keith.
1 DickSlit 2019-03-11
The other day a light bulb went off: Joe actually probably loves the attention he gets from this sub. After years of living and Ant's shadow, he finally gets to be the center of attention here (even if it does mean losing the occasional gig and constantly eating the shit we give him). The tone of his voice in this teaser only lends credence to my claim.
1 Autist69420 2019-03-11
God bless this place and it’s consistent content
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-11
The fine people of the commonwealth of /OpieAndAnthony make here a formal request to the Lord MustFeedNana, first Duke of trollsworth, for the un-edited tapes, post haste.
Forth hereith on this 11th of March in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen. As an official request of both parliament and senate from seats overseas and within our own counties. we request these tapes in an unedited fashion as to be presented to his majesty and Mr President of the privy chambers of this fine establishment.
It is noted here on this day that such an effort will be adorned with the full grace of god and support and unity of this commonwealth.
god bless.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-11
Settle down dragon slayer, we have yet see if it delivers.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-11
Lol good point
1 ok_to_sink 2019-03-11
God he's got a fat tongue. You can hear it!
1 LiberalPussy 2019-03-11
Dassanottapedo! Jussa chill n child spittin.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-03-11
Nice audio levels, stupid.
1 CacaDick 2019-03-11
"You're lucky my brother was hired by Opie, you know that right?" -Joe "not a good father" Cumia
1 porzalin 2019-03-11
Feed Nana Media with the scoops
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-11
You better not have gone easy on this baby fucker
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-03-11
Joe Cumia
1 Compound_MediaPR 2019-03-11
Joe really earned that money he gets every month from his childhood pact.
1 alphadromes 2019-03-11
Also the shitty lawyers he would contact would take the case just to charge the shit out this dumb fuck.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-11
I am guessing that by “lawyers “he means Keith.