Unless your eyes don’t work or you’re just way too cool to admit it (or retarded, possibly) don’t act like even Indy wrestlers aren’t in better shape than anyone you’ve even met in your life, much less you yourself.
I always hated to let my beard grow in because I have very straight facial hair, so I look like a fucking goof for about a month. But this asshole, his hair is so nappy that it doesn’t even seem real. It looks like he’s wearing a toy store disguise.
I'm still not really sure what that Porsalin guy did wrong to piss off the cunts here (something lame about creating alts to praise him or something) but one thing we should always be grateful for is that documentary the gay looking twink made about Monkey Features Roberts. It obviously hurt his feelings and knocked the wind out of his sails a bit, which can only be a good thing. As well as forcing him to grow that heinous beard, it clearly stripped away some of his misplaced confidence too. You can see the self-doubt and fear in his eyes now, it's nice to see.
MDE fags think there's a conspiracy against them on this sub coming from some secret chatrooms. It's really quite embarrassing. Why are the most political ones always the biggest victims?
What was it Triple H said back in the day about Sam Rober I mean Owen Hart? Something about when you are in the gentleman's room, a kindly British fellow tending to the maintenance of the lavatory whilst your in the stall dropping a deuce.. and theres that little nugget. . That one nugget... a nugget that you just cant get rid of...
I cum to how poorly he is aging. Remember a decade ago when they called him a twink? Haha. Now look at him. His poor aging is medically thought provoking. I think Sam wasn't meant to live past 20 and all that HGH shit his idiot parents pumped him with is just delaying the inevitable. He won't live past 40, god willing.
He's like one of those creepy paintings that people say the eyes follow them. No matter the position of his head, the nostrils are always curled upward turned right towards you
73 comments
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-11
That hairline is hanging by a thread, much like owen hart was
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
It's uniquely awful. I've never seen anything like it.
1 maloonigans 2019-03-11
is the beard fake? I dont ever remember him having such a beard before
1 RepeatOffenderp 2019-03-11
Her name is Jess
1 maloonigans 2019-03-11
That one is real
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-11
Legally, that can't be considered a hairline. For insurance purposes.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-11
"I'm not balding, that's just where my hairline has been for 15 years, child"
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-03-11
This guys mother had sex with an ape.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-03-11
His father looks like Bela Lugosi did in "Ape Man From Brooklyn".
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-11
Sam's face is 50 empty now
1 KPIH 2019-03-11
95% when he shaves his surprisingly full beard
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-03-11
It looks like he glued a clump of moss to his face.
1 idunnoman333 2019-03-11
Tsssss... looks like a bunch of pubes or somethin.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-11
That would have been a perfectly acceptable observation had it been from someone not mocking a stolen hack 90s "character"
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-11
Tsss day was a real funny addition asumptin, please keep posting
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-11
Why does he do this?
1 jjfrunkiss 2019-03-11
It's too bad Sam wasn't there to break his fall
1 Michelanvalo 2019-03-11
The WWE did a Watch Along with a bunch of wrestlers w/ Sam and Pat McAffee backstage for the PPV.
The wrestlers spent the entire 3+ hours shitting on Sam.
1 dmix 2019-03-11
How could you not?
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-11
Exactly. We’re regular people (somewhat) and we shit all over that mongoloid. How would a room full of physical specimens not do the same?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-11
Fuck them already, why don't you
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-11
Unless your eyes don’t work or you’re just way too cool to admit it (or retarded, possibly) don’t act like even Indy wrestlers aren’t in better shape than anyone you’ve even met in your life, much less you yourself.
1 daveyistheman 2019-03-11
Holy Shit. Looks like Sammy has eaten one too many chicken nuggies.
1 TheSeaDevil 2019-03-11
He's just wrong looking.
1 imcrapyall 2019-03-11
Everything about him physically looks like real life Photoshop.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-11
Yukon Cornelius beard ass nigga
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-11
I always hated to let my beard grow in because I have very straight facial hair, so I look like a fucking goof for about a month. But this asshole, his hair is so nappy that it doesn’t even seem real. It looks like he’s wearing a toy store disguise.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-11
He borrowed that beard from Bonnie
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
Nice ching chong Chinaman beard, stupid
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-11
It’s the worst. It’s fine now that it’s grown in, but I do indeed look chinky for a good month or so.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
Do you have slope pubes too?
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-11
Nah, my pubes are normal. Thanks for checking you queer bastard.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
Don't get nervous. Fuckin break up my party
1 falloutfixation 2019-03-11
Sam Roberts is the true nugget.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
I'm still not really sure what that Porsalin guy did wrong to piss off the cunts here (something lame about creating alts to praise him or something) but one thing we should always be grateful for is that documentary the gay looking twink made about Monkey Features Roberts. It obviously hurt his feelings and knocked the wind out of his sails a bit, which can only be a good thing. As well as forcing him to grow that heinous beard, it clearly stripped away some of his misplaced confidence too. You can see the self-doubt and fear in his eyes now, it's nice to see.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-11
It was a planned attack to thin out the number of anti MDE people here perpetrated by the discord faggots.
I don't blame him for trying to milk us for money. It would be faggoty not to try
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
I'm glad I don't know what this means
1 dmix 2019-03-11
MDE fags think there's a conspiracy against them on this sub coming from some secret chatrooms. It's really quite embarrassing. Why are the most political ones always the biggest victims?
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-11
Explains the faggoty Opie love
1 DickSlit 2019-03-11
One could argue that Porsalin may even be the direct cause of Sam Growing that cum catcher of a beard.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-11
Porslin's a good egg, he just made a mistake with alts & needed to take his bumps, but that gave the discord fags the opportunity to fag(verb)
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2019-03-11
Porsalin did nothing wrong.
1 Adamg20186 2019-03-11
Joey Slotnick looks like shit
1 RemmySkye 2019-03-11
What was it Triple H said back in the day about Sam Rober I mean Owen Hart? Something about when you are in the gentleman's room, a kindly British fellow tending to the maintenance of the lavatory whilst your in the stall dropping a deuce.. and theres that little nugget. . That one nugget... a nugget that you just cant get rid of...
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-11
That was Shawn Michaels
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1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-03-11
This nigger left the house with his hair on backwards.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-11
You guys, I think that wrestler is dead. This might be a parody account.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-11
Snopes says it’s legit.
1 arealbabycthulhu 2019-03-11
He looks wrong because genetically he should be dead. Pumped with HGH as a child to scrape survival.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-11
I cum to how poorly he is aging. Remember a decade ago when they called him a twink? Haha. Now look at him. His poor aging is medically thought provoking. I think Sam wasn't meant to live past 20 and all that HGH shit his idiot parents pumped him with is just delaying the inevitable. He won't live past 40, god willing.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-11
HGH plus the combination of processed tendies and sugar cereal he subsists on
1 flankspankrank 2019-03-11
why does he not just go bald?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
He thinks his clown hair is part of his "brand."
1 flankspankrank 2019-03-11
Maybe. if you want to be branded as a mutant.
1 HologramChicken 2019-03-11
His new WWE doll that he posted on Twitter is literally a repainted Doink the Clown doll.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-11
His face looks and smells like a bigfoot's ballsack.
1 JoeRogansPituitary 2019-03-11
Your lips to God's ears, fam.
1 Turbo718throwaway 2019-03-11
Sam looking like a bindleless hobo hiding from the yard bull in a freight yard.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-03-11
Looking at how the hair on his head grows, what made him think more hair was the answer?
1 SayntJ 2019-03-11
It looks like he ripped the hair off his head and glued it to his face
1 necfu 2019-03-11
His Wooly Willy roleplaying is excellent
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-03-11
"Aggressively ugly" I really tried not to laugh
1 BretShart 2019-03-11
Not funny
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-11
Are you lost, friend?
1 Monkey___Business 2019-03-11
This thing needs to be doused with gasoline and set on fire.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-03-11
this egg has a better hairline
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-11
He's like one of those creepy paintings that people say the eyes follow them. No matter the position of his head, the nostrils are always curled upward turned right towards you
1 BaitMasterJeff 2019-03-11
This niggas beard is nappier than mine.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-03-11
Shave your head, faggot
1 marinmr 2019-03-11
are there any photos of this ape's parents? (real ones please) ... how did this disaster happen?
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-03-11
Hey Jeff watch me do a somersault from the rafters!
1 saabotaged 2019-03-11
He looks like a hobo who got his bindle stolen and his ass kicked by a yard bull in a freight yard.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-11
I'm glad I don't know what this means