I just checked, and man that bestselling list is depressing. Just a bunch of terrible self-help books for women.
At least the Jordan Peterson books says, "Wanna know why nobody likes you? Cause you suck. Be better." All of these books seem to be about, "Everyone else says you suck, but what do they know?! YOU GO GIRL! GIRL POWER!" Yuck.
It is. It was posted here and I read it. The editing was abysmal, which isn’t entirely his fault, but he paid guys to help him write it and had no clue as to how terrible they were. The book is filled with clichés, terrible use of language, repetitive vocabulary, I can’t even describe to you how bad it was. If you look at the top 10 things you’re not supposed to do with a manuscript, they committed all 10 sins. This isn’t a bit: it was arguably the worst book I’ve ever read and I am actually entertained by his old stories. The writing was so bad that it was distracting. Editing was even WORSE.
I think it’s really just something fans would be interested in but there’s nothing new that he hasn’t already discussed on the radio. So what’s the point?
His book cover is easily the worst book cover in the history of book covers. Every element of that photo is inexplicable. The prison motif, the old-timey microphone, that bizarre face he's making...and remember, the "team" behind PS considered this the BEST one of the lot. Imagine what the rejected book covers must be like.
I thought u fuckers were kidding when u said this prick sold less than 500 copies. Figured the signing was indicative of just the lack of faggots willing to go see him.
Figured he still sold 1200, maybe 2000 books. What a fucking joke.
He also sold it through his website and maybe one other place. Idk if that’s the best way to do it. You’d think you would want all your sales listed, not just the amazon sales. I still doubt he sold more than 200 copies elsewhere though. He probably didn’t break 500 total.
No what I'm saying is, most of his subscribers bought it. The amount of book sales probably is a decent parallel to a ballpark of his subscriber numbers
it's literally being outsold by a thing called "How to Start and Build a SIX FIGURE Voice Over Business (Set Your VO Career on Fire!)", which sounds like something my spam filter usually takes care of.
Every time I look at that cover photo I try to figure out if I’m missing some kind of movie reference or something. Every time I realize it’s just shit
I've spent countless hours listening to that radio show (gayyy) and there still wasn't a single cell in my body that was willing to get that book. Fuck, I wouldn't even download it for free.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-10
Jesus Ant. My mechanic could sell more books. Get it together ya bum
1 pithypariah 2019-03-10
The foul stench of failure is the only scent he knows now.
1 d4n4n 2019-03-10
I just checked, and man that bestselling list is depressing. Just a bunch of terrible self-help books for women.
At least the Jordan Peterson books says, "Wanna know why nobody likes you? Cause you suck. Be better." All of these books seem to be about, "Everyone else says you suck, but what do they know?! YOU GO GIRL! GIRL POWER!" Yuck.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-10
That sounds more like the Cumia motto
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-03-10
Why did Ant think that picture was a good idea?
1 GeMigMat 2019-03-10
Woman beating is one of the worst and coolest of crimes. Street cred
1 HappyGilgore 2019-03-10
Xanax
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-10
Fuck big mama and her big cock
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-10
I want to live in a world where SNL could mock her buldge.
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-10
Hahahahhaa....yea u guys weren't kidding.
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-03-10
Is his book really this terrible? All I know about it I’ve seen on here
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-10
It is. It was posted here and I read it. The editing was abysmal, which isn’t entirely his fault, but he paid guys to help him write it and had no clue as to how terrible they were. The book is filled with clichés, terrible use of language, repetitive vocabulary, I can’t even describe to you how bad it was. If you look at the top 10 things you’re not supposed to do with a manuscript, they committed all 10 sins. This isn’t a bit: it was arguably the worst book I’ve ever read and I am actually entertained by his old stories. The writing was so bad that it was distracting. Editing was even WORSE.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-03-10
"The city of Manhattan."
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-10
I think it’s really just something fans would be interested in but there’s nothing new that he hasn’t already discussed on the radio. So what’s the point?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-10
His book cover is easily the worst book cover in the history of book covers. Every element of that photo is inexplicable. The prison motif, the old-timey microphone, that bizarre face he's making...and remember, the "team" behind PS considered this the BEST one of the lot. Imagine what the rejected book covers must be like.
1 TheElDan 2019-03-10
Permanently Suspended is to books what The Room is to movies. Just mind-bogglingly bad on every level.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-10
No entertainment value in that grilled cheese of a book though
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-10
I thought u fuckers were kidding when u said this prick sold less than 500 copies. Figured the signing was indicative of just the lack of faggots willing to go see him.
Figured he still sold 1200, maybe 2000 books. What a fucking joke.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-10
He also sold it through his website and maybe one other place. Idk if that’s the best way to do it. You’d think you would want all your sales listed, not just the amazon sales. I still doubt he sold more than 200 copies elsewhere though. He probably didn’t break 500 total.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
And most of his subscribers are ballwashwrs that eat up whatever he shits out so this even even more embarassing some how
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
Yes, but you have to remember that most of them can't read.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
No what I'm saying is, most of his subscribers bought it. The amount of book sales probably is a decent parallel to a ballpark of his subscriber numbers
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
Yeah, no I got it, Rainman. I was making a joke
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
Oh, it contradicted mine so I was confused. Sorry bud, you're owed one handshake, mark it down.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
I'll take a handjob instead please.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
You have to be owed 2 handshakes to redeem for handjob.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
It's true, you do need 2 hands to tug me off
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-10
#44 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Radio > General Broadcasting
Number 44. 43 above him.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
Wow I cant even name 43 over radio broadcasters
1 TheGreatBugsby 2019-03-10
it's literally being outsold by a thing called "How to Start and Build a SIX FIGURE Voice Over Business (Set Your VO Career on Fire!)", which sounds like something my spam filter usually takes care of.
1 AnthonyGroomia 2019-03-10
295 sold in 5 months!!
What are the chances this book even sold more than 1000 copies? Ho-ly shit. What a fucking enormous failure he's become.
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-10
The book has only been out for five months..that's the total all time.
1 AsianAnalParty 2019-03-10
I can’t believe there are actually 295 losers that would buy that steaming pile of shit.
1 johnajapanda 2019-03-10
Welcome to /r/TACN
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-10
At least 200 of them were bought by Ant and Keith.
1 perch97 2019-03-10
Every time I look at that cover photo I try to figure out if I’m missing some kind of movie reference or something. Every time I realize it’s just shit
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-10
most notorious shock jock? really?
notorious for what? finishing early and going home to play video games and drink alone? ooo wildboy behaviour right there.
1 fish_flower 2019-03-10
This guy had a 20 year career on satellite radio, interviewing the biggest names on the planet.
1 ucfgavin 2019-03-10
He's sold that many books in the last five months? Thats a lot more than I would have thought. He must still be giving them out as gifts.
1 saessea 2019-03-10
How does obscurity taste, fuckface!?!
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-10
This is a lot better than I thought he did.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-10
You have to fall allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way down in order to RISE AG oh nevermind this fag's done
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-10
I've spent countless hours listening to that radio show (gayyy) and there still wasn't a single cell in my body that was willing to get that book. Fuck, I wouldn't even download it for free.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-03-10
HAH HAH HOE LEE SHIT!!!
Who voiced the audiobook?
1 crookedmile 2019-03-10
That sounds more like the Cumia motto
1 TheElDan 2019-03-10
Permanently Suspended is to books what The Room is to movies. Just mind-bogglingly bad on every level.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-03-10
"The city of Manhattan."