Joe still has to say his childhood mnemonic to remember how to tie his laces. "Tied up like whore mommy. Make a lasso like my shiftless pretend cowboy daddy. Pull it tight like my brother's asshole... "
the fact that this style of shoe and specifically these shoes are supposed to be the new 'in' style of sneaker just goes to show you how fucking dumb people are... people are literally spending 800 bucks on balenciaga sneakers that look exactly like these because there are told that its the cool thing to do
20 comments
1 Notorious-JL 2019-03-10
Fat kids or old men only
1 TheToolMan 2019-03-10
Seinfeld
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-03-10
So what's the price? Monarchs are the shit
1 lowend73 2019-03-10
Yea, if you're a Black chick from the hood.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-10
Might buy some
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2019-03-10
Sensible shoes, Joe would reverse his kapernick stance if they offered in velcro instead of laces
1 StentFeznor 2019-03-10
Joe still has to say his childhood mnemonic to remember how to tie his laces. "Tied up like whore mommy. Make a lasso like my shiftless pretend cowboy daddy. Pull it tight like my brother's asshole... "
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-03-10
Great for courtroom appearances
1 TheElDan 2019-03-10
And $10,000 live performances.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-10
V normcore fam
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-10
Oh damn, I got a court date coming up. I think I’m gonna snag a pair of these so that I can look my finest in front of the judge.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-03-10
Air Cumias
1 Nuwanda84 2019-03-10
Retards wear these.
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-10
The favorite shoe of suburban dads, sex offenders, and the kid who had the backpack with wheels.
1 Lefty_HorseCock 2019-03-10
Pillows
1 XenusWingman 2019-03-10
I think Joe misinterpreted what they meant by "court" shoes.
1 KurdishGranderson 2019-03-10
The kid with the matching sweatpants and sweatshirt wore these
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-10
Those would look nice with some blue jeans, an Atlantic city resort tank top and some hoop earrings
1 chippersan 2019-03-10
the fact that this style of shoe and specifically these shoes are supposed to be the new 'in' style of sneaker just goes to show you how fucking dumb people are... people are literally spending 800 bucks on balenciaga sneakers that look exactly like these because there are told that its the cool thing to do
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-10
You shut your whore mouth. Air Monarchs are the best nursing shoes since the Reebok Time and a Half shoes were discontinued.