And how about a show - whose host hasn't let the mere existence of blacks control his on & off air thought process...to the point of suffering a spiritual & existential crisis.
Scorch is not the type of guy who would have little to no interaction with black ppl for his entire adult life...then, let his obsession consume him to point it boils over in a Times Square "Photo Shoot" - a mascarade for some dubious, transexual activity.
Scorch would not then go on a Twitter-rage, claiming "Judge Phillip Banks & his fucking Butler are not even people"
Scorch reaches out to Jeffrey - he invites Jeffrey to his show.
Scorch would choose to make love to Hilary Banks - rather than fucking a 13yr old
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1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-10
shows that get better guests than compound media 1/63267
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-10
And how about a show - whose host hasn't let the mere existence of blacks control his on & off air thought process...to the point of suffering a spiritual & existential crisis.
Scorch is not the type of guy who would have little to no interaction with black ppl for his entire adult life...then, let his obsession consume him to point it boils over in a Times Square "Photo Shoot" - a mascarade for some dubious, transexual activity.
Scorch would not then go on a Twitter-rage, claiming "Judge Phillip Banks & his fucking Butler are not even people"
Scorch reaches out to Jeffrey - he invites Jeffrey to his show.
Scorch would choose to make love to Hilary Banks - rather than fucking a 13yr old
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-10
Scorch is also white and Nana is arab at best.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-10
I always found it strange that the Banks family owned a slave
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-10
most wealthy blacks do
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-10
why? the African Kings invented slavery for their people and sold them to white Europeans.
It's simply Jewish progodana when you think of the evil white man inventing slavery for blacks and catching them in nets like williye coyote.
Roots is so historical inaccurate it's essentially an exploitation film.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-10
I was just making a stupid joke
1 realestassdude 2019-03-10
Google “first American slave owner”, faggot.
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-10
Its looking like the sub has passed MDE by
1 realestassdude 2019-03-10
You’re a faggot, and are certainly new here.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-10
:::::kicks rock:::::
1 lowend73 2019-03-10
Kinda of missed the point of the joke?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-10
ejection seat initiated.
1 lowend73 2019-03-10
PUNCHING OUT!
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-10
Funny stuff.
1 Psych555 2019-03-10
He's also the blackest one.
1 NotARelevantUser 2019-03-10
Jesus what a get, Scorch is a legend!
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-10
But wait, can he get Joe Curry? Don't think so chico
1 RtardedPelican 2019-03-10
I love Scorch so fucking much. He keeps on going no matter what.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-10
Anyone who dislikes who dislikes him isn’t a real American. That isn’t hyperbole, he’s a walking, talking American Dream.
1 RtardedPelican 2019-03-10
I'm not American though...
1 LDChip 2019-03-10
Get the fuck out.
Joe Cumia comes here every now and then. I don't want his stupidity to cause an international incident.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-10
I do. We’ve been on a real dry spell lately.
1 RtardedPelican 2019-03-10
Joe Cumia would probably end up in parliament in my county. No need to worry I'm accustomed to stupidity of that proportion.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-03-10
He wanted Will Smith but he got the guy who played his butler in 1993. Classic Scorch move.
1 LeBaronpencil 2019-03-10
You sound like hamburger, but what we are looking for around here is pizza. PFG.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-10
Pizza is PFG
1 pomegranate2012 2019-03-10
Make him do the dance!
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-10
I like that episode where they tricked Geoffrey into thinking he won the lottery and he got all uppity on them and broke their shit.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-10
House nigga needs to chimp out sometimes. Looking forward to the Alfonso Ribeiro get from scorch
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-10
Why does Carlton not have a role in any will Smith movies. None.
1 Anarox 2019-03-10
He's a shitty actor and the Carlton persona stuck. Will however was doing bad boys during filming fresh
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-03-10
He's fat as fuck now. Saw a poster for him doing a dj slot at a small college bar a few years back
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-10
DJ Jazzy Jeff doesn't even get a hand from the fresh Prince anymore.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-10
Because he doesn't even have a Twitter account anymore.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-03-10
So is scorch actually a pretty cool dude? I was brainwashed at an impressionable age by the o and a cartel
1 lowend73 2019-03-10
Me too. Especially with the shit talking by Sam
Scorch can function in society. Jim, Ant, etc cannot.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-10
Scorch hates Nana and Sam and loves things that are pretty fucking good. You decide.
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-10
Uncle Phil: Geoffrey go fetch me my tools. Geoffrey: you mean your knife and fork?
1 Frequent2001 2019-03-10
that's high level compared to the type of guests they have on CP these days..
1 cheese_dip_shit 2019-03-10
1980?!
1 therealmvpls11 2019-03-10
A RITE AID?!
1 anonimescu 2019-03-10
Mods confirmed Bolsheviks
1 heyrube1979 2019-03-10
People that like their own Facebook posts are assholes.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-03-10
That guy has to be 95 years old
1 TheElDan 2019-03-10
Ant: “HOW COME THEY DONT WANT ME, UNCLE KEITH?!”
1 pfg-sciple 2019-03-10
SCORCH always gets the BIG GUESTS!!! Just LAST WEEK he did an INTERVIEW with the GRANDSON of the guy behind the BASKIN-ROBBINS ice cream chain!!!
1 MershComic 2019-03-10
I love how that entire post is basically Scorch insulting his guest for not being as good of a get as Will Smith.