“Proper pasty” why is this pretentious hack so desperate to signal his familiarity with British culture? “Ooh look at me mate, I’m avin a bloody nice pastie, you probably think British food is terrible but that’s just your unrefined palette, child.” Shut up stupid.

7  2019-03-10 by nainaneleven

10 comments

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-10

What's the point of eating a meal if you can't broadcast it to your 11 followers on Instagram?

I forget, is Patrick an adult man or a 19 year old Asian girl?

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-03-10

Scottsdale is a hotbed of fine British cuisine.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-10

I also like the fact that he's having what appears to be a light beer, and he also has a water glass. Make sure you stay hydrated, that Coors Light can really sneak up on you.

Fruit

1  McGowan9 2019-03-10

Cornish pasties are about as working class food as you can get. They were literally invented by Cornish miners as a way of getting meat, potatoes and vegetables into one easily portable meal. And this shithead acting like he's dealing with haute cuisine. Pasties in the UK today are what you pick up at a petrol station when you have a long drive and can't be bothered to stop and have a sit-down meal. They're fuel.

1  LouDiMaggio 2019-03-10

I downvoted for petrol station

1  McGowan9 2019-03-10

Describing liquid petroleum as "gas" seems much more logical, of course.

1  LouDiMaggio 2019-03-10

keeps you from sounding like a dainty fop, at least

1  McGowan9 2019-03-10

Frankly, that sounds like the kind of thing the Cumia brothers would worry about.

1  nainaneleven 2019-03-10

I’ve never had one that wasn’t a disgusting greasy mess. Same goes for sausage rolls. Only poor people and kids eat this slop.

1  McGowan9 2019-03-10

Yes, hence miners