Translation: “Most normal people would be incredibly disturbed at the sudden onset of homosexual pornography on their computer screen, but since I am a faggot who sucks dick at The Big Apple Ranch, I got a pleasant erection. I still spent $200 to get it removed because I don’t want my ugly wife to know that I am gay and also because I’m a moron who doesn’t know how to close applications.”
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the only time I ever got those stupid pop ups was by looking at porn.
so by this message we can tell, 1 joe was looking at some hardcore porn, 2 called the number on the pop up at least once believing it was real, 3 Slow Joe Cumia is a dumb man.
This dumb fat old faggot called the 800 number and spent 45 minutes begging them to help delete the child porn from his computer. He gave them his credit card number, but there is still a shit load of child porn on his computer.
"After overhauling the engine, suspension and frame my car was still leaning slightly to the left. Most people would have shit themselves in terror but I went to my limey twunt mechanic who shared a secret little tip with me. Tires have a secret little valve on them, you unscrew the cap, insert an air hose and inflate them. Problem solved."
33 comments
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-10
"Most asshats would be scared shitless, but not me."
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-10
Translation: “Most normal people would be incredibly disturbed at the sudden onset of homosexual pornography on their computer screen, but since I am a faggot who sucks dick at The Big Apple Ranch, I got a pleasant erection. I still spent $200 to get it removed because I don’t want my ugly wife to know that I am gay and also because I’m a moron who doesn’t know how to close applications.”
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-10
She is NOT wife material
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-10
Most old man retarded racist pedophiles would be embarrassed to share this with the world, but not me
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-10
"I'm a different breed of asshat"0
1 suirogerg 2019-03-10
Fatso loves adding “-hat” to the end of an insult to make it his own (see “asshat” or “douchehat”). Joe stinks.
1 AdmiralJPPeckah 2019-03-10
Somebody oughta smash his fingers with a hammer.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-03-10
Ctrl+Shift+Esc next time, ya cow-headed piece of shit!
1 alphadromes 2019-03-10
Woah! This isn't the movie hacker pal keep your wild hacking skills secret.
1 StentFeznor 2019-03-10
Does this fag have these histrionics over everything in his life? It must be exhausting to be around this moaning old bitch.
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1 Opesterino 2019-03-10
the only time I ever got those stupid pop ups was by looking at porn.
so by this message we can tell, 1 joe was looking at some hardcore porn, 2 called the number on the pop up at least once believing it was real, 3 Slow Joe Cumia is a dumb man.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-03-10
Joe Cumia is a faggot
All of the above ✅
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-10
Slow joe is a great name!
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
His partner's name is Chest Rockwell
1 Killgore 2019-03-10
But that large blinking 1-888 number in the pop-up window looked SO official! How was Joe supposed to know?
1 PrinceAlena 2019-03-10
Boomer gets infected with malware then thinks security updates are useless
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-10
I’m not reading this. Why does this old fat dumb faggot think anybody gives a shit?
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-10
This dumb fat old faggot called the 800 number and spent 45 minutes begging them to help delete the child porn from his computer. He gave them his credit card number, but there is still a shit load of child porn on his computer.
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-10
My mother calls me every other day with some gay old person problem she's having which resembles this shit.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
Cherish her while she's still alive. You should call her everyday and tell her that you love her.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-10
Hopefully she won’t say it back.
1 Adamg20186 2019-03-10
Call the GeekSquad!
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-10
I called GreekSquad and got a bunch of gyros instead.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-10
And ass raped
1 ReasonableSafe 2019-03-10
Joe “intellectually superior over imaginary people” Cumia is worst Cumia
1 Persianschlong 2019-03-10
an 1-888 number
1 wqt00 2019-03-10
Spend $200 on Geek Squad (which is probably the worst possible tech support option) or download Malware Bytes for free.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-10
"After overhauling the engine, suspension and frame my car was still leaning slightly to the left. Most people would have shit themselves in terror but I went to my limey twunt mechanic who shared a secret little tip with me. Tires have a secret little valve on them, you unscrew the cap, insert an air hose and inflate them. Problem solved."
1 ledge9999 2019-03-10
He really thought he unlocked a secret only professional computer nerds knew. Fucking idiot.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-10
What fucking sites is this idiot going to where you're still getting porn viruses? Does he still use Limewire or something?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-03-10
I can’t believe he really wrote this