Nice tits, fat fuck

52  2019-03-10 by MonsieurObloquy

20 comments

He spends so much time in the sun for a fat man. Must be why his beard tolerates him. Smells like cooking bacon all the time.

Nice Camelback, stupid.

Oh god does he spend time in arizona?

That's the look of a woman who's deathly afraid of being on the wrong side of 37 and alone. Only reason this baby faced retard has a female within 5 feet of him.

The fact that she still works also tells you what a useless fuck he is. Chubbers here considers himself a success, yet he can't financially support himself and one other person.

He advocates for hitting women over their political beliefs. What do you think he'd do if she tried to stay home and have a child, child? Slap her for having such traditional thoughts and send her back to work.

frying pan, obviously.

What a shiny douchebag

In all seriousness, my gay best friend was drugged and raped by Patrick. I know you fellas like to joke around but he is a monster that preys on young confused men. I hope one day justice will be served.

I saw the video. Why he had to involve his cats in the way he did, I'll never know. Gave me nightmares for weeks.

Stay strong.

Gotta give credit where it’s due, he went out and got himself a Wisconsin 6...against all odds, he did it.

But we all know how that story ends. 1000 times better than any book he could ever write.

Being in good physical shape is a just a sign of toxic masculinity as well as a genuflection toward the patriarchy, child.

It's sad when the skin of Fatty and the Beard are whiter than their teeth.

Dentists, yokels. I know they have them in your redneck of the woods.

What a gay motorcycle shirt.

Does it just say "Fastest Motorcycles? He apparently got the shirt in the kids clothing section of Wal Mart.

Really accentuates his bitchtits, though. To be fair.

Nice knock off Harley Davidson shirt, stupid.

Am I supposed to know who this is? I don’t recognize him.

Nice nosebleed seats, stupid.