Patrick's family situation hasn't been talked about in any interviews I've seen. Of course I found one where he mentioned, as he put it, "the wife situation" but there are clues I'm looking into that he may be selling insurance still and then of course trying to find out what his girlfriend does for a living. It's tough though because I don't have a Facebook but in 10 pages of Googling the insurance company he still has on his Facebook page bio, there is no record of it. I'm not sure if selling insurance pays well but he claimed after community college, he went to Florida to sell it, met his future divorce, and then began selling it from home.
I'm also in correspondance with his literary agent, who is legit, trying to find out how much an advance he got and if it's going towards bullshit like this.
For someone who was so active on social media, once his Twitter accounts got banned, there really isn't anything left of him to Google.
This is the only public mention of "The Wife Situation" I am aware of at the moment: https://youtu.be/pXa4k-wOry4
I mean, it's 20 minutes but it's luckily within the first five. I wouldn't punish yourself like me unless you enjoying hating people as much as I do.
Searching back on this subreddit has been especially hard finding what the original posts were referencing his exwife having a black child and you have to remember that Patrick becoming a permanent member of this little enclave was not always such a popular idea in between now and the original Norm post where his account getting Permanently Suspended only took half an hour here on a Wendesday afternoon.
There has been a few posters who mention they have actually seen public files about his divorce or child support but I have not seen them.
By actually getting Patrick off Twitter, after actually having ~70,000 followers, his entire electronic footprint was erased. This makes Googling him extra painfully tedious which I enjoy.
... & how the all-accepting unity of this sub has almost brought them together. They'll be gay-married by the end of it, it's a sitcom waiting to happen.
doing 90 .... you just know how bad he wanted to say doing 88mph like doc brown but couldn't find a way to swing it without being such a faggot that even he knew it was lame as fuck.
This fucking idiot confessed to a felony. Real smart.
But the best part about this 30K-millionaire overspending on a rental car is that we assfuck tourists on rental car taxes here. It's our way of sticking it to cornfed provincial assholes who come here in the winter, drive like shit, clog our streets, and annoy the fuck out us.
We don't give a fuck how things are down home in Milwaukee, or whatever shitburg you yokels call home. The only question worth answering is when you're going back.
Patrick seems like the type of guy that bases a large part of his personality on the fact he drives a manual -- and thinks it's some bad ass thing.
I drive a stick because I enjoy it but I don't think it's interesting/bad ass because both my grandmothers know how. My one buddy thinks it makes him cool
The Scottsdale Schoolyard Streaker I think. I saw him profiled on some Investigation Discovery show a while back.
He apparently runs naked and flabby through schoolyards during recess before jumping in his car and speeding off at close to 90mph in some cases. He's been at it for almost a year.
I don't know if this is the guy I saw profiled, but he does look a bit like the police sketch.
Look at his stupid legs all mushed up & trying to fit. Probably has to weigh down the passenger seat so the car doesn’t topple over like the beginning of the Flinstones.
I find Fatrick to be the most repugnant of all the characters in this sub's mythos. His puffed up, greasy cherub cherubic smile is something I think about when my self-esteem is low. At least I don't have a horrible mask of child fat glued to my face, I tell myself.
you'll spend your afterlife downstairs getting raped by the devil because you are an unapologetic pedophile (so the widely circulated rumors go anyway. we cannot say for sure but no smoke without fire etc.)
Driving a faggoty kraut convertible fagwagon that is in all likelihood a rental. This guy is liberal boomer incarnate, even if he is actually most likely a gen x retard.
This fucking idiot confessed to a felony. Real smart.
But the best part about this 30K-millionaire overspending on a rental car is that we assfuck tourists on rental car taxes here. It's our way of sticking it to cornfed provincial assholes who come here in the winter, drive like shit, clog our streets, and annoy the fuck out us.
We don't give a fuck how things are down home in Milwaukee, or whatever shitburg you yokels call home. The only question worth answering is when you're going back.
82 comments
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-09
Only he and Joe Cumia would be maje a post like this.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-09
Their similarities are striking. I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick has a younger brother who supports him so he can cosplay as a sci fi writer.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-09
Patrick's family situation hasn't been talked about in any interviews I've seen. Of course I found one where he mentioned, as he put it, "the wife situation" but there are clues I'm looking into that he may be selling insurance still and then of course trying to find out what his girlfriend does for a living. It's tough though because I don't have a Facebook but in 10 pages of Googling the insurance company he still has on his Facebook page bio, there is no record of it. I'm not sure if selling insurance pays well but he claimed after community college, he went to Florida to sell it, met his future divorce, and then began selling it from home.
I'm also in correspondance with his literary agent, who is legit, trying to find out how much an advance he got and if it's going towards bullshit like this.
For someone who was so active on social media, once his Twitter accounts got banned, there really isn't anything left of him to Google.
1 LongIslandChomper 2019-03-09
Thank you for your service.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-03-09
I bet he's in Arizona for a fucking Amway convention or something.
1 OAUK 2019-03-09
Can you link or explain the “wife situation”? I’ve tried to find it and I have no idea what’s going on. Gosh, I hope he’s ok!
1 Haunter94 2019-03-09
This is the only public mention of "The Wife Situation" I am aware of at the moment: https://youtu.be/pXa4k-wOry4
I mean, it's 20 minutes but it's luckily within the first five. I wouldn't punish yourself like me unless you enjoying hating people as much as I do.
Searching back on this subreddit has been especially hard finding what the original posts were referencing his exwife having a black child and you have to remember that Patrick becoming a permanent member of this little enclave was not always such a popular idea in between now and the original Norm post where his account getting Permanently Suspended only took half an hour here on a Wendesday afternoon.
There has been a few posters who mention they have actually seen public files about his divorce or child support but I have not seen them.
By actually getting Patrick off Twitter, after actually having ~70,000 followers, his entire electronic footprint was erased. This makes Googling him extra painfully tedious which I enjoy.
1 OAUK 2019-03-09
A black child?! Oh my God, fuck Twitter for all this. God bless you by the way, you are a saint!
1 tooth_repair 2019-03-09
I cannot thank you enough for what you are doing.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-09
i love weaponised autism
1 SamGPHX 2019-03-09
He is a salesman for United Healthcare. He renewed his contract February 1.
This information is readily available on NAIC, so in case Fat Fuck wants to report this, it's public records of a regulated industry.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-09
Does United Healthcare hire rapists now? Because that's what I'm hearing now..
1 SamGPHX 2019-03-09
We should ask them.
I'm sure it's no thing to them to shitcan a 1099 contractor.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-09
They hired you too?
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-03-09
To be fair, some teenage girls might as well
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-09
It’s definitely getting weirder the more we find out about both of them.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-09
I think the majority of this country is full of retarded narcissists. These two fatsos just fell into our laps.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-09
It's bananas how these 2 are one in the same, but are desperately wanting to appeal to different crowds.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-09
... & how the all-accepting unity of this sub has almost brought them together. They'll be gay-married by the end of it, it's a sitcom waiting to happen.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-09
The Clod Couple
1 Opesterino 2019-03-09
doing 90 .... you just know how bad he wanted to say doing 88mph like doc brown but couldn't find a way to swing it without being such a faggot that even he knew it was lame as fuck.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-09
He wanted to say 88 because he's a literal Nazi
1 djblaze666 2019-03-09
Fatty Arbuckle had a better profile.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-09
I thought this Andy Richter.
1 tooth_repair 2019-03-09
Simple mistake, but one of those two has a wife
1 TheElDan 2019-03-09
Hope he pulls a Ryan Dunn so he can spend eternity smeared across an embankment.
1 OpieTittyBamBang 2019-03-09
Jesus Christ, this guy is posting nonstop about Scottsdale like it’s fucking Florence. Settle down fatso
1 Haunter94 2019-03-09
Yeah but one things for sure, his life can't possibly suck. Look at all this proof of how much fun he's having!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-09
A-HAHA-HAAAA HOHLEE SHIIIIIT!!!
1 ApeNia 2019-03-09
Jews love it.
It's the Boca Raton of the Western US.
1 davit82013 2019-03-09
Guess who had unlimited late night apps at Arizona's hottest Ruby Tuesday's? Not you, child.
1 Killgore 2019-03-09
But that chop house had REAL SILVERWARE!
1 crookedmile 2019-03-09
Cute BMW convertible. Joe should drive his Gucci Fiat over to his place so they can braid each other's pussy hair
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-09
At least Joe's car isn't rented.
1 SamGPHX 2019-03-09
This fucking idiot confessed to a felony. Real smart.
But the best part about this 30K-millionaire overspending on a rental car is that we assfuck tourists on rental car taxes here. It's our way of sticking it to cornfed provincial assholes who come here in the winter, drive like shit, clog our streets, and annoy the fuck out us.
We don't give a fuck how things are down home in Milwaukee, or whatever shitburg you yokels call home. The only question worth answering is when you're going back.
1 chippersan 2019-03-09
nobody mess with this guy
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-03-09
Patrick seems like the type of guy that bases a large part of his personality on the fact he drives a manual -- and thinks it's some bad ass thing.
I drive a stick because I enjoy it but I don't think it's interesting/bad ass because both my grandmothers know how. My one buddy thinks it makes him cool
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-09
Save the Mañuels LOL
1 Jungies 2019-03-09
I thought his natural habitat was face down in a trough of swill?
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-03-09
You mean face down eating a black mans asshole while his fake wife has a bareback train run on her.
1 ApeNia 2019-03-09
According to the Center for Disease Control they now have herpes and GRIDS.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-03-09
he couldn't even get the habitat part right. his jusy says habit. wanker.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-09
Try living life in the fast lane, I mean it is Lent.
1 heyrube1979 2019-03-09
Should I know who this dude is?
1 ApeNia 2019-03-09
The Scottsdale Schoolyard Streaker I think. I saw him profiled on some Investigation Discovery show a while back.
He apparently runs naked and flabby through schoolyards during recess before jumping in his car and speeding off at close to 90mph in some cases. He's been at it for almost a year.
I don't know if this is the guy I saw profiled, but he does look a bit like the police sketch.
1 Persianschlong 2019-03-09
he should be put down by this alone
1 WillyCosby 2019-03-09
Nice chins, child
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-03-09
I think he meant "natural habitat"
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-09
Look at his stupid legs all mushed up & trying to fit. Probably has to weigh down the passenger seat so the car doesn’t topple over like the beginning of the Flinstones.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-09
Be nice. I’m sure his wife is just as fat.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-09
She left him for an N person, child
1 ISO__JOE 2019-03-09
Behold my rented 3 series, child
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-09
He is so fat and so stupid.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-09
Beer and brat face
1 Artie-Larger 2019-03-09
How do you post this picture online when you look so fat and gross like a pig? He should be ashamed.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-09
I hope we see a news story later about him crashing and getting trapped in the burning wreckage.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-09
fat
1 alphadromes 2019-03-09
What the fuck is wrong with his ear?
1 ApeNia 2019-03-09
Ikr. It looks like it didn't finish forming in the womb or something.
Ol' premature ear ass nigga be like "hey momma can i put this up your pussy for a few it aint finished" ctfu
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-09
What a fat bag of shit
1 LearninDatPython 2019-03-09
His face is everything the coloreds hate about white people
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-03-09
1 alphadromes 2019-03-09
Damn, nice call! Not only is he a faggot but also a liar.
1 deathbirdstories 2019-03-09
Nice 'habit', stupid.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-03-09
Has his head somehow gotten fatter?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-09
Arizona is well on for it's supreme abundance of potholes
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-09
He wants to spend his afterlife driving on a fucking highway?
Absolute faggot in every sense of the word.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-09
Hope you get there soon, buddy.
Nice broken thumbs when you hit a pothole, stupid.
1 willrahmer 2019-03-09
I find Fatrick to be the most repugnant of all the characters in this sub's mythos. His puffed up, greasy cherub cherubic smile is something I think about when my self-esteem is low. At least I don't have a horrible mask of child fat glued to my face, I tell myself.
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-03-09
you'll spend your afterlife downstairs getting raped by the devil because you are an unapologetic pedophile (so the widely circulated rumors go anyway. we cannot say for sure but no smoke without fire etc.)
1 Cumia_Box 2019-03-09
Why does his earlobe have an elbow?
1 SamGPHX 2019-03-09
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
1 Cumia_Box 2019-03-09
To be both fat AND limp-wristed is truly an accomplishment.
1 DickSlit 2019-03-09
Driving a faggoty kraut convertible fagwagon that is in all likelihood a rental. This guy is liberal boomer incarnate, even if he is actually most likely a gen x retard.
1 lowend73 2019-03-09
You know what to Photoshop
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-09
The rules are for thee, not for me, child.
He really is liberal Joe.
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-09
His head looks like a giant boil.
1 chippersan 2019-03-09
fuck is this nigga?
1 chippersan 2019-03-09
fuck nigga
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-03-09
Is he a trust fund kid? He doesn't have a job and his books can't be earning him a living wage.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-09
He should try doing 90 painkillers.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-09
I think he meant "my natural habitat" since "my natural habit" doesn't make any sense.
So either he's a typo making idiot, or he's Vos levels of stupid.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-09
At least Joe's car isn't rented.
1 tooth_repair 2019-03-09
Simple mistake, but one of those two has a wife
1 SamGPHX 2019-03-09
This fucking idiot confessed to a felony. Real smart.
But the best part about this 30K-millionaire overspending on a rental car is that we assfuck tourists on rental car taxes here. It's our way of sticking it to cornfed provincial assholes who come here in the winter, drive like shit, clog our streets, and annoy the fuck out us.
We don't give a fuck how things are down home in Milwaukee, or whatever shitburg you yokels call home. The only question worth answering is when you're going back.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-03-09
Be nice. I’m sure his wife is just as fat.