I went to do a thing and then I did the thing and then I'd done the thing. - Cumia, A. Permanently Suspended.

12  2019-03-08 by ComePoundMeDear

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Aren’t most bestselling memoirs written in two drunken afternoons out by the pool?

"At this point in my life, I craved the spotlight, which applies to everything in my life, right up to and including this very moment. My entire job is based on me saying, 'Look at me! Listen to me!' I don't remember a time in my life when I was not making people laugh and thinking it was the greatest fucking thing ever." - Permanently Suspended, pg. 17.

"In my early days, one aspect in which I resembled my father was never being able to finish something that I had started." - pg. 25.

"My father was a lot like me, completely fixated on women; he tried to figure out how he could see every single one of them who showed any interest." - pg. 30.

Lol.