They break all the toes surgically (not the big fella's) and put rods in them to keep them straightened. I was just being an asshole anyway. Your toes aren't bad enough to require extreme measures.
OK real question, I broke my small toes like 5 times and my house doctor, who is also a retarded homeopath, said there is no way to fix this really and the best I could do to fix this is just tape my toes together while they're healing. Is this really the case?
He's not far off. If you're looking for a "free" or budget minded solution, there is one. Go to your local pharmacy and get a tongue depressor or wound application tool. (wood only) measure and cut the depressor to comfortably fit between your toes. Tape with medical tape (mesh, absorbs moisture and prevents a rash/ringworm from occurring). Tape recommendation: 2 strips securely affixing the two toes together. Secure does not mean tight. Hope this helps. 4 weeks minimum of support. Avoid activities that require you to put extra pressure on that area of your foot or anything that requires you to standing on the balls of said foot excessively.
Thx for the advice . As you might have noticed from the homeopathy shit, I'm from Germany so its not like money is an issue, since Healthcare and shit. Would there have been a better way to fix my toes than what you just described?
Generally, unless there has been an associated significant fracture/break in either a supporting toe or the foot, we don't set in a cast. Air casts aren't feasible for this type of injury as well as it tends to inhibit movement more than a simple sports splint does.
24 comments
1 Superbad415 2019-03-08
Nice foot, stupid.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-08
Who knew Brie Larson lingered longer?
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
Corn toes. Fix em' dammit! GROSS.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-08
What are corn toes and how do I fix them?
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
They break all the toes surgically (not the big fella's) and put rods in them to keep them straightened. I was just being an asshole anyway. Your toes aren't bad enough to require extreme measures.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-08
Too late. My self esteem is in the shitter and the appointment has already been made!
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
I bet you have a huge cock. Does that help?
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-08
And a strong hairline.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-08
I don't but it does
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
do Podiatrists jack off to feet?
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
Sometimes. Depends on who they're attached too.
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
Ugh you make me SICK
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
Thank you.
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
OK real question, I broke my small toes like 5 times and my house doctor, who is also a retarded homeopath, said there is no way to fix this really and the best I could do to fix this is just tape my toes together while they're healing. Is this really the case?
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
He's not far off. If you're looking for a "free" or budget minded solution, there is one. Go to your local pharmacy and get a tongue depressor or wound application tool. (wood only) measure and cut the depressor to comfortably fit between your toes. Tape with medical tape (mesh, absorbs moisture and prevents a rash/ringworm from occurring). Tape recommendation: 2 strips securely affixing the two toes together. Secure does not mean tight. Hope this helps. 4 weeks minimum of support. Avoid activities that require you to put extra pressure on that area of your foot or anything that requires you to standing on the balls of said foot excessively.
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
Thx for the advice . As you might have noticed from the homeopathy shit, I'm from Germany so its not like money is an issue, since Healthcare and shit. Would there have been a better way to fix my toes than what you just described?
1 pithypariah 2019-03-08
Generally, unless there has been an associated significant fracture/break in either a supporting toe or the foot, we don't set in a cast. Air casts aren't feasible for this type of injury as well as it tends to inhibit movement more than a simple sports splint does.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-08
Did you really drink beers with Mr CooL ICE?
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
Yes. Pretty normal guy tbh
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-08
Cool, how about you are you into anything weird?
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
Pegging mostly
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-08
My feet put Brie Larson's to shame
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-03-08
Monkey foot. Better not post your face, I guess.
1 boringoneliner 2019-03-08
even your feet have FAS