Being cutesy is reserved for women and fags Jim. Choose now which one you are

Now? Dudes been sucking dick for 40 years.

Most people grew out of the "I'm being ironic but am really fishing for compliments" phase after middle school

That's a damn lie.

There are infants with terminal cancer and this fucking piece of shit will probably live until he’s 90.

It's only gonna get worse for him. Unless he fell into a woodchipper feet first death would be too kind.

damn I'd actually watch the woodchip woodchipperson show

Shoulda went with Woodchipper Chipperson. Fucked my shit up.

Nice fucking chain restaurant "healthy" sugar filled drink, stupid.

Good for him, finally found a place that didn't put his smoothie vegetables down too hard.

He still doesn’t respond to me.

https://i.imgur.com/ChbfMhP.png

I wouldn't either.

Get married and have a child you soulless worm.

Will I get in any trouble with either the law or Reddit if I express the desire to beat him to death with my bare hands.

It makes me so happy that he'll die alone, surrounded only by his begrudgingly-signed celebrity pictures.

Dude looks like a toe and a dick had a baby

Nice faggot drink and teen girl post, stupid.

Looks like a retarded nursing home patient

I don't understand why he thinks this shit is remotely funny

What a revolting old faggot

He's not funny

Jim looks like an abortion survival

This dude will never realize that he's a gross old man

I want to dual punch those whoopy cushion cheeks.

If this has on ounce of sugar im gonna motherfuck those scumbaags

That's not close to a joke, or even approaching humor

10 years of doing the same social media dad joke... Congrats Jim. You've reached nothingness.

Is that a virgin strawberry daiquiri? I'M AN ADDICT YOU DICK!

He makes that same face when he finds out the "girl" he just paid for doesn't have a huge throbbing penis like he assumed.

How can he still somehow look so pudgy? Profoundly unfuckable little fella.

His mouth looks like a prolapsed asshole

He really posted this because of the T-shirt tight on his little bicep. The sensual lips thing is the lame-joke misdirect

This is the kind of guy who says shit like... everyone's a little gay, who hasn't sucked a dick?

If Jiminy Cricket fucked Mr. Peanut and had an insect/legume offspring.