He dedicates a whole chapter (4 pages) to breaking his hand on Boomer's Nordic jaw but skips over 9 years - ages 14-23 - the time of a young man's life that should be filled with anecdotes.
Stories of love lost and found, learning experiences, friendship, sports, sex and getting fucked up. Finding out who you are and what you want in life. All absent.
His acne must have been leper level hideous if he just wants to forget about the prime of his youth.
He didn’t have any of those experiences because he was so busy with his home NASA studies. Don’t you believe him when he says he was at the library? His book seems like something from a well-read academic 😂 😂 😂
it was a pretty awesome book, I liked that he didn't make it long and boring. collectors are selling damaged versions for $30 on ebay so I think they are only going up in value in the future.
This is the first time I’ve ever really read an excerpt from this bullshit, and holy fuck is it written poorly. It’s written like a 5th grader writing a report about his summer. “I did this and that, and then I did this. And then we did that, but eventually I did this also. It was terrific”
And this is a really innocuous page too. Some of the parts where he tries to paint himself as some kind of Casanova pussy hound in his younger days are not just horribly written but so laughably cringeworthy too.
The whole thing reads as if he just drunkenly talked into a dictaphone for a couple of hours over a few afternoons and then one of the 2 conmen he paid to "ghostwrite" it just typed it up verbatim. Which is almost certainly exactly what happened.
What a crazy story! Anthony has really led a wild life. I found another excerpt from his book:
*I would go to school and find my desk and sit in it and do my homework. Then I would get on the bus and sit on the seat and go home. Then when I got home I would sit at the dinner table and eat the dinner. I love CHICKS and TITS!-not.
So basically Anthony was always a lazy half-assed scumbag who excelled at excusing away his idiocy and ineptitude by pretending he was actually ahead of the curve, unlike his high school friends who managed to pass PE.
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1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-08
I hope you illegally downloaded it
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
Mais bien sûr, mon chéri.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
He dedicates a whole chapter (4 pages) to breaking his hand on Boomer's Nordic jaw but skips over 9 years - ages 14-23 - the time of a young man's life that should be filled with anecdotes.
Stories of love lost and found, learning experiences, friendship, sports, sex and getting fucked up. Finding out who you are and what you want in life. All absent.
His acne must have been leper level hideous if he just wants to forget about the prime of his youth.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-08
He didn’t have any of those experiences because he was so busy with his home NASA studies. Don’t you believe him when he says he was at the library? His book seems like something from a well-read academic 😂 😂 😂
Is any male Cumia capable of honesty?
1 rdoran93 2019-03-08
hey pal you’re hitting a little too close to home
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-08
Dropped out because math was too hard
Moved in with Joe and failed at attempting to become drug dealers.
Recorded O Dara.
Freebased with his mother.
Grew out a giant afro but still claims to be white.
Started fucking Joe's ugly girlfriend then married her.
Yeah, I don't know why he tried to memoryhole those years.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
Well when you put it like that...
1 MCLyleStyle 2019-03-08
I think there was likely quite a bit of dick sucking during those formative years as well.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-03-08
and freebasing with his mother
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-03-08
He was busy memorizing commercials
1 PatBattle1 2019-03-08
it was a pretty awesome book, I liked that he didn't make it long and boring. collectors are selling damaged versions for $30 on ebay so I think they are only going up in value in the future.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
Ok, Pat. The "I Love Lucy" DVD boxset is also available right now on DeepDiscount.com for the competitive price of $149.99!
1 MCLyleStyle 2019-03-08
You’d have to be a libtard not to see the value in a collectors item like this.
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1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-08
This is the first time I’ve ever really read an excerpt from this bullshit, and holy fuck is it written poorly. It’s written like a 5th grader writing a report about his summer. “I did this and that, and then I did this. And then we did that, but eventually I did this also. It was terrific”
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
And this is a really innocuous page too. Some of the parts where he tries to paint himself as some kind of Casanova pussy hound in his younger days are not just horribly written but so laughably cringeworthy too.
The whole thing reads as if he just drunkenly talked into a dictaphone for a couple of hours over a few afternoons and then one of the 2 conmen he paid to "ghostwrite" it just typed it up verbatim. Which is almost certainly exactly what happened.
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-08
“Really terrific” books!
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-08
What a fucking descriptor. Did he not have a thesaurus handy?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-08
You are what you eat!
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-08
You mean the cystic acne years? There is no photos of that part of his life
1 aprosbro 2019-03-08
What age was he when he had to go ask the underage girls parents permission to date her?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
57.
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-03-08
Didn't Nana always say he didn't graduate because he was short a gym credit? And here he is saying he dropped out as a junior.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
It's almost like he's full of shit. A lot of homos are liars. Being in the closet turns them devious
1 0tiose 2019-03-08
Lots of magnum opus talk today... hacks
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
Parallel thinking, brothaman!
1 Jesuskush666 2019-03-08
"Really terrific books" Jesus... get a thesaurus Anthony.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-08
He had one but Joe stole it.
1 ComePoundMeDear 2019-03-08
"I'd go to the library and find really terrific books and read them."
​
Would ya?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-08
What a crazy story! Anthony has really led a wild life. I found another excerpt from his book:
*I would go to school and find my desk and sit in it and do my homework. Then I would get on the bus and sit on the seat and go home. Then when I got home I would sit at the dinner table and eat the dinner. I love CHICKS and TITS!-not.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-08
Terrific books? Fag.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-08
So basically Anthony was always a lazy half-assed scumbag who excelled at excusing away his idiocy and ineptitude by pretending he was actually ahead of the curve, unlike his high school friends who managed to pass PE.