Ant was on the leading edge of the first generation that was raised by television, and boy did he go all in.
His assumption that everybody remembers commercials from the 70’s and finds them hilarious baffled me 15 years ago even. Now, it seems kind of demented. “Haha, remember those Sears commercials with the horses?” No, even other 60 year olds don’t remember that shit, and if they did, it’s a “oh yeah” and a chuckle at best.
When you're a booze hound your memory's basically locked and focused about a year and a half after you started going heavy. Remembering the 'good times' and shit. So I've heard.
He also thought he could be an engineer because he watches “science shows”. He didn’t finish high school. Like his brother, he’s too much of a dullard to realize he’s a dullard.
His ability to remember old media is autistism-esque.
Even from movies I love, like Pulp Fiction - I remember on O&A he randomly compared someone to Tony Rocky Horror, who is an unseen, barely-memtioned character in one scene of the movie.
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1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-08
Ant was on the leading edge of the first generation that was raised by television, and boy did he go all in.
His assumption that everybody remembers commercials from the 70’s and finds them hilarious baffled me 15 years ago even. Now, it seems kind of demented. “Haha, remember those Sears commercials with the horses?” No, even other 60 year olds don’t remember that shit, and if they did, it’s a “oh yeah” and a chuckle at best.
1 undersight 2019-03-08
That alcoholic has good memory. I can’t remember any commercials I watched in the past week.
1 TARE_ME 2019-03-08
When you're a booze hound your memory's basically locked and focused about a year and a half after you started going heavy. Remembering the 'good times' and shit. So I've heard.
1 kusanagisan 2019-03-08
Fucking hell, I need to cut back on my drinking.
1 deumae 2019-03-08
My memory's stuffed with american trivia just from listening to R&F/O&A. Baseball, football, TV, music, wrestling, and Bar 9.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-08
'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation." - some ginzo
1 insertclevereference 2019-03-08
To be fair, he spent most of his time hiding from Boomer Edison in his Addams family house.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-03-08
He also thought he could be an engineer because he watches “science shows”. He didn’t finish high school. Like his brother, he’s too much of a dullard to realize he’s a dullard.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-03-08
Twix bar, Modern Marvels, PERFECT NIGHT!
1 Xpoletudor 2019-03-08
Here comes perverser Anthony
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-03-08
Actually the first real thing they went into after realizing Bam wasn't coming was "Spring Breakers" movie with Selena Gomez.
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-08
Why didn’t Bam show? Was he busy putting his dick into all three of Lynsi’s holes?
1 PrinceAlena 2019-03-08
Mrs Hughes needed an emergency ‘oil change’ while her husband was roaming the streets twirling around on Instagram live
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-08
Are you saying Bam put it in all three of Lynsi’s holes while Gregg took the kids to school?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-08
Posts like this demean both the Captain and the Captain's booty. Please consider what will happen to you next time, mothahucka.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-08
No he did it out of respect for the brothaman
1 FloggingTheHorses 2019-03-08
His ability to remember old media is autistism-esque.
Even from movies I love, like Pulp Fiction - I remember on O&A he randomly compared someone to Tony Rocky Horror, who is an unseen, barely-memtioned character in one scene of the movie.
1 BP-47 2019-03-08
That's when he doesn't go all in with 50s and 60s shows and boring video games talk. Be more relevant.
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-08
Are you saying Bam put it in all three of Lynsi’s holes while Gregg took the kids to school?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-03-08
Posts like this demean both the Captain and the Captain's booty. Please consider what will happen to you next time, mothahucka.