I was in IKEA today and ordered a hotdog from their restaurant. They just gave me the bun and dog and I had to go to a different station and add all my own sauces. It was then when I realized how funny it was that...

1  2019-03-07 by Ant_Sucks

I'm not a female comedian otherwise I would have turned that shitty anecdote into a whole bit.

I then came home and jerked off to pictures of Kelsey Cook.

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