Am I having a stroke?

Someone who 'does comedy' wouldn't write that shit, surely?!

Yes. Jokes about obscure C-list comic book characters always go over well with mainstream audiences.

Step aside Norm! I'll show you how it's done, child.

What an unfunny fatass he is

Of course he's one of those sky is falling, anti-vaxxers are EVERYWHERE people. He for sure has a Reddit account.

His phone crapped out again.