Jewfro barely clinging to his forehead

22  2019-03-07 by SamRobertsSucks

19 comments

he's doing the opie beard thing but he needs to shape it. it looks like a 70s muff.

Opie grew his beard as a touching memory to a good friend of his who died too soon.

Sean Rouse?

I didnt fuckin blow off Sean Rouse.. you twisted little sex freak!

He looks homeless

He should be

He's a big fans of bulls, but not the Chicago ones.

He prefers a Chicago bear.

Yessssss!

He should never wear anything that involves an actual sport.

He’s wearing that because Rodman was in the NWO, not because he’s into sports.

Shit, you’re right. I’d be disappointed if I had any hope for Sam.

Xenomorph head

Holy shit, looks like Sammy has eaten one too many chicken nuggies.

sad thing is he looks like hes also combing it forward

Anything to cover that simian top lip is a bonus. Though cultivating that fast-receding jewfro mess on top is pathetic.

Why doesnt he shave it? He would look like shit, but somehow, a million times better.

Here’s to hoping he was contemplating suicide.

His clothing always bothers me

He should be