It’s kind of stupid too because he hosts Jeopardy not Wheel of Fortune. It would be funny if he had said he would be the host of “Pancreatic Jeopardy” or something similar but Tranthony is too fucking stupid and lazy to come up with even that low hanging fruit.
It’s kind of stupid too because he hosts Jeopardy not Wheel of Fortune.
Exactly. Alex Trebek hosts Jeopardy, NOT 'Wheel of Fortune'. What a dumb Fuck.
It would be funny if he had said he would be the host of “Pancreatic Jeopardy” or something similar
Maybe he thinks he might have a shot at being a contestant on Jeopardy, and does't want to "jeopardize" his chance of getting on the show and winning Joe some more allowance money.
low hanging fruit
The only 'low hanging fruit' he's familiar with is Sue's Balls.....
This is the same exact joke Todd Pettengail would make...he became such an awful hack. The booze and pills have really rotted his brain.
I fucking loathe this greasy, old pedophile.
All the misfortunes owed to Anthony Cumia are starting to pay off. The way he is steadily plunging into the butthole of obscurity & misery is a delight.
Let's be fair here, he's not greasy. He did at least a year of accutane, his subaceous glands are as shriveled up as his testicles. Nana's crater face is a desert.
Really? I figured he probably has a million offers for places he could do a show and he chose Compound Media because that's the last bastion of REAL free speech!!!
When Alex Trebek dies his small assortment of pathetic fat old hangers on will sack his mediocre house and divvy up his meager and sad belongings, and his deadbeat brother will have to go on state welfare while we celebrate the death of a sad garbage racist kid fucker...
Oh no wait, that's Anthony. When Trebek goes people all over the country will be legit sad and miss him because he is a talented star beloved by millions. And the fortune his lifes work has amassed will provide for his loving family for generations.
People are legit sad and he isn't even dead yet. Ken Jennings made a pretty good point about him being one of the last Cronkite-type figures on TV in that he's been an "authoritative, reassuring TV voice you hear every night, almost to the point of ritual" for the last 35 years.
Not of nothing, he was a TV game show host. Just because your show isn't cancelled doesnt make you Edward R Murrogh. If that's the case, what happens when Pat Sajak dies
I love how if the female contestant is attractive, he gets real handsy and close. Probably pats their ass after a nice win. And when it's some fat midwestern house wife he stays far away.
You're missing the point. Calling him a Cronkite-type figure in this context is more about pointing out how he's been a consistent presence for all these years. Has nothing to do with the quality of his job performance.
It's a perfect comparison and you don't understand it because you're not a genius like Mr. Jennings and myself. You're just some pea-brained mongoloid on the internet who says non-sensical tard shit like "not of nothing" then refers to Alex Trebek, a living person, in past tense as if they were already dead. Also, it's spelled Murrow, not Murrogh.
And in a few years when Ant's on his deathbed dying of liver rot his fat retarded brother will take to social media and decry the "lack of respect" he's receiving.
When Anthony's mother was spinning on the Wheel of Misfortune, in massive amounts of pain and confusion, her wealthy son couldn't even make the short trip over to give her a little comfort..
Pretty brave joke from Anthony to be honest. A hardened alcoholic like himself making fun of someone with a terminal gastrointestinal adenocarcinoma is kind of like playing karmic Russian roulette.
Even funnier is the fact that when Ant tweeted this he was sitting there in his empty McMansion, wearing some grubby free giveaway T-shirt and wishing he still had the means to con some deluded fucked-up teenage girl into pretending she was his "girlfriend" in exchange for some pills and a swim in his pool.
It’s beginning to get hard to remember or believe that Anthony was once funny.
“See, this joke is hilarious, cuz Alex will forever be known as the popular host of the long running game show Wheel of Fortune! Then I just worked some clever word play in there. COMEDY GOLD”
I would think someone who lost a very easy job by being an idiot on twitter, then lost most of his friends, then sank most of his money into a network that’s failing, then got arrested and publicly disgraced again would likely be a better host for Wheel of Misfortunex
He could’ve played off Jeopardy, ya know, how Alex’s life is in jeopardy? Something like that...Instead, he uses a show that has nothing to do with Trebek. What happened to his quick wit? He wasn’t even on the spot here.
If they were doing Jocktober and a host told a joke like this, Anthony would’ve given his incredulous, exasperated, whispered “Whaaa? But he doesn’t...that’s not the show he’s on...”
Did his gaggle of basement ballwashers come to his defense yet? That fat slob Dennis Farrell is usually there white knighting him in these circumstances.
118 comments
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-03-07
John Jacob jenkleheimer schmidt
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-07
Is that real? I'm so embarrassed for him. It's real?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-07
He's still hilarious
1 J-Bradley1 2019-03-07
No he's not.
This is actually quite unfunny
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-03-07
Sam?
1 ForgetAboutKyleXY 2019-03-07
Oh you didn't like that comment RoccoTheLoveMonkey2?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-03-07
Oh you don't think that...
«2 minute and 48 second long recap of what was just said»
isn't funny? No? NYEAHAHAHANYEAHAHAHANYEAHAHAHANYEAHAHAHANYEAHAHAHA
1 J-Bradley1 2019-03-07
"Wheel of Misfortune"
Get it? Because its like the real thing, only it's MISfortune instead. He twisted it around! Comedic genius.....
(This is Opie-levels of unfunny)
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-03-07
Well, his podcast and bank account are in serious Jeopardy though amirite????
1 J-Bradley1 2019-03-07
https://i.imgur.com/OBW0ROm.jpg
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-03-07
So so so so so, you're saying dwindling funds and viewer count means the empire is in jeopardy?
1 LiberalPussy 2019-03-07
Indeed, by continuing his network he’s really pressing his luck.
1 Peckas1 2019-03-07
Ant will be Miss Fortune when she transitions.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-03-07
It’s kind of stupid too because he hosts Jeopardy not Wheel of Fortune. It would be funny if he had said he would be the host of “Pancreatic Jeopardy” or something similar but Tranthony is too fucking stupid and lazy to come up with even that low hanging fruit.
1 J-Bradley1 2019-03-07
Exactly. Alex Trebek hosts Jeopardy, NOT 'Wheel of Fortune'. What a dumb Fuck.
Maybe he thinks he might have a shot at being a contestant on Jeopardy, and does't want to "jeopardize" his chance of getting on the show and winning Joe some more allowance money.
The only 'low hanging fruit' he's familiar with is Sue's Balls.....
1 Psych555 2019-03-07
The joke would be "I'll take _______ for 500, Alex." Fill in the blank with cancer or pain or something funny.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-03-07
.03 percent chance of survival
Crueler is always more funny.
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-07
Leave it alone
1 Billyassman 2019-03-07
Oh Tony cakes,you so funeee.
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-03-07
I wonder how many times Big A masturbated in Ant’s house.
1 AdmiralJPPeckah 2019-03-07
Big A can only masturbate over the nude corpses of underage teen girls, so probably several times.
1 jsnoots 2019-03-07
Big A keeps getting himself in trouble for sneaking into Ant's corpse room without asking.
1 TARE_ME 2019-03-07
In Big A's defense, he thought the room was like one of those leave-a-penny take-a-penny trays.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-07
Is that why he was trying to eat the corpses?
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-07
I heard the last time he did that he ended up eating Ant's favorite "fuck zombie"
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-07
He can only get hard by eating their bones
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-07
anth enjoys a lady fingers or two himself
1 anorock13 2019-03-07
At least twice.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-07
Of all the Alex Trebek dying jokes I saw since yesterday, this is the least funny.
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-07
This is the same exact joke Todd Pettengail would make...he became such an awful hack. The booze and pills have really rotted his brain.
I fucking loathe this greasy, old pedophile.
All the misfortunes owed to Anthony Cumia are starting to pay off. The way he is steadily plunging into the butthole of obscurity & misery is a delight.
1 rahtin 2019-03-07
Let's be fair here, he's not greasy. He did at least a year of accutane, his subaceous glands are as shriveled up as his testicles. Nana's crater face is a desert.
1 Mellowcane 2019-03-07
Why be fair to a crater-faced greaseball like Anthony Cumia?
1 Kyle6969 2019-03-07
Trying to jeopardize on a dying man...
Also - Pat Sajak hosts the show he’s attempting humour with.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-07
He just sucks
1 aprosbro 2019-03-07
Ant: I'll still see him every week because he doesnt have dementia.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-07
Kevin Brennan must need money
1 kgt5003 2019-03-07
Really? I figured he probably has a million offers for places he could do a show and he chose Compound Media because that's the last bastion of REAL free speech!!!
1 ObscurityBound 2019-03-07
Ugh, I hate kissasses
1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-03-07
When Alex Trebek dies his small assortment of pathetic fat old hangers on will sack his mediocre house and divvy up his meager and sad belongings, and his deadbeat brother will have to go on state welfare while we celebrate the death of a sad garbage racist kid fucker...
Oh no wait, that's Anthony. When Trebek goes people all over the country will be legit sad and miss him because he is a talented star beloved by millions. And the fortune his lifes work has amassed will provide for his loving family for generations.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-03-07
People are legit sad and he isn't even dead yet. Ken Jennings made a pretty good point about him being one of the last Cronkite-type figures on TV in that he's been an "authoritative, reassuring TV voice you hear every night, almost to the point of ritual" for the last 35 years.
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Not of nothing, he was a TV game show host. Just because your show isn't cancelled doesnt make you Edward R Murrogh. If that's the case, what happens when Pat Sajak dies
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-03-07
Pat Sajak is a known douchebag
1 treali94 2019-03-07
Chapo fag alert.
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Who gives a shit if hes a douche or not?
1 MelloYello4life 2019-03-07
I love how if the female contestant is attractive, he gets real handsy and close. Probably pats their ass after a nice win. And when it's some fat midwestern house wife he stays far away.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-03-07
You're missing the point. Calling him a Cronkite-type figure in this context is more about pointing out how he's been a consistent presence for all these years. Has nothing to do with the quality of his job performance.
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Just like Pat Sajak. I understand the point, and it's a lame comparison. And you're a dummy for posting it.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-03-07
It's a perfect comparison and you don't understand it because you're not a genius like Mr. Jennings and myself. You're just some pea-brained mongoloid on the internet who says non-sensical tard shit like "not of nothing" then refers to Alex Trebek, a living person, in past tense as if they were already dead. Also, it's spelled Murrow, not Murrogh.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-07
Aristotle, Aquinas, Bacon, Newton, and revolvingmonk are my top 5 geniuses all-time
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Spellchecking homo
Great points all around though.
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2019-03-07
Pat Sajak hosts the dumbest game show especially compared to Jeopardy, and he spends most of his off time getting drunk and ranting on twitter.
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
I know someone who used to do that.
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2019-03-07
“Used to”
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Well, "off time" is all that he has nowadays. It's almost like he is acting like that of which he often criticizes.
1 tags33 2019-03-07
You really think the phrase is "not of nothing"?
1 lowend73 2019-03-07
Not for nothing.
But, you are a faggot
Not for nothing
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-03-07
Yeah well Ken Jennings blows.
1 Canadia86 2019-03-07
This post was made by the Brad Rutter gang
1 Icon_Crash 2019-03-07
That's besides the point.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-07
And in a few years when Ant's on his deathbed dying of liver rot his fat retarded brother will take to social media and decry the "lack of respect" he's receiving.
1 Misterbrownstone 2019-03-07
Trebek should lie in state and be buried with full honors
1 RiseOfRa 2019-03-07
When Anthony's mother was spinning on the Wheel of Misfortune, in massive amounts of pain and confusion, her wealthy son couldn't even make the short trip over to give her a little comfort..
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-07
Yep, sitting there in his two shirts, nervously giggling, anxiously hugging himself and making gay excuses like a child.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-07
The Cumia Brothers's social media addiction is the gift that keeps on giving. #StarveNana
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-07
He doesn't even host Wheel of Fortune, he hosts fucking Jeopardy.
You might as well have said "the price is right but the diagnosis is wrong!"
1 Kyle6969 2019-03-07
He is the Weakest Link!
1 Icon_Crash 2019-03-07
Who Wants To Be A Corpse?
1 jayriemenschneider 2019-03-07
John Jacobs is a try-hard.
1 realister 2019-03-07
Did you guys hear Ant accidentally say NANA on one of the february shows lol? (he wanted to say Nannet)
1 TheElDan 2019-03-07
Did you guys also hear that tree fall in the woods?
1 DataEast1 2019-03-07
But..Pat Sajak hosts Wheel of Fortune.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-07
Pretty brave joke from Anthony to be honest. A hardened alcoholic like himself making fun of someone with a terminal gastrointestinal adenocarcinoma is kind of like playing karmic Russian roulette.
1 late_50s_why 2019-03-07
but dont you dare to make fun of his heart condition its srs beeswax
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-07
Even funnier is the fact that when Ant tweeted this he was sitting there in his empty McMansion, wearing some grubby free giveaway T-shirt and wishing he still had the means to con some deluded fucked-up teenage girl into pretending she was his "girlfriend" in exchange for some pills and a swim in his pool.
1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-03-07
😂 a house you'll never be able to afford 😂😂😂😂 keep being a jealous, poor faggot.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-07
Your mom thinks I'm 100% hetero. Guess I fooled her.
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-07
Can Anthony at this point?
1 greendaylover666 2019-03-07
Kill yourself you faggot
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-07
There is Kevin Brennan kissing Bossman's ass for that 150 dollars a week.
1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-03-07
He gets $500 a show you dumb fag.
1 CH0MSKYH0NK 2019-03-07
Righteous bucks
1 greendaylover666 2019-03-07
Kill yourself you faggot
1 dalgriff 2019-03-07
I'm in my 20s, but even I know it's Pat Sajak and Sexy Vana White who host wheel of fortune. Not Trebek. What a retarded boomer.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-07
tbh you come off kind of frantic here, little too excited
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-07
Everyone knows you're anthony you gay nigger faggot
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-07
your dad molested you in your sleep
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-07
what of it cuck
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-07
you were actually awake but pretended to be asleep cause you liked it and wanted him to continue
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-07
yeah so? I will fucking rape your mom's ass with a nigger's pistol
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-07
edgy
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-03-07
This coming from the fag who said I faked being asleep and enjoyed being raped by my father. What the fuck mate
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-07
lol
1 therealstinks 2019-03-07
Hi dls :)
1 PretzlKing 2019-03-07
It’s beginning to get hard to remember or believe that Anthony was once funny.
“See, this joke is hilarious, cuz Alex will forever be known as the popular host of the long running game show Wheel of Fortune! Then I just worked some clever word play in there. COMEDY GOLD”
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-07
Hey, hey, hey! What’s wrong with being racist?
1 liberterrorism 2019-03-07
-Living till 78 -$50M net worth -Hosting a wildly popular show for 35 years -Reputation unsullied by pedophilia
What are things that Anthony Cumia will never have?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-07
"I'll take Kid Touchers for $200, Alex."
"This disgraced former radio shock jock threw away his career after posting racist tweets and assaulting his teenage girlfriend."
(total silence)
Beep-beep-beep
"The correct response is "Who was Anthony Cumia."
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-03-07
And when the contestants and audience still look confused, Alex can smirk and say "Exactly. Onto the next category!"
1 therealstinks 2019-03-07
👏
1 ObscurityBound 2019-03-07
“Who was Anthony Cumia?” will be something we’ll all be wondering in the near future, and his mom in the recent past.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-03-07
-No one knew, or cared, who he voted for
1 TheElDan 2019-03-07
I would think someone who lost a very easy job by being an idiot on twitter, then lost most of his friends, then sank most of his money into a network that’s failing, then got arrested and publicly disgraced again would likely be a better host for Wheel of Misfortunex
1 obscurity_beckons 2019-03-07
Hahaha!
1 ichise8 2019-03-07
that wasnt even funny, just sounded like a woman
1 Binski13 2019-03-07
I used to think this guy was funny.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-07
I think he used to be. It's been so long that I'm starting to wonder if Anthony being funny is the result of the Mandela effect.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-07
I was watching old John Stewart clips the other day. Damn, he was fast. I forgot how good he used to be.
Stewart had the right idea, retire and go out gracefully.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-07
Ugh, he stinks.
1 Adamg20186 2019-03-07
This reminds me of the stall shower tweet at Bobby Brown when his daughter died. Hard to feel bad for him about all the Ro tweets.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-07
He could’ve played off Jeopardy, ya know, how Alex’s life is in jeopardy? Something like that...Instead, he uses a show that has nothing to do with Trebek. What happened to his quick wit? He wasn’t even on the spot here.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-03-07
John Jacobs is a good man. A straight shooter.
1 SpaceEdge 2019-03-07
John Jacobs is the real MVP!!!!
1 theblindingape 2019-03-07
Alex Trebek doesn’t even host Wheel of Fortune!
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-07
If they were doing Jocktober and a host told a joke like this, Anthony would’ve given his incredulous, exasperated, whispered “Whaaa? But he doesn’t...that’s not the show he’s on...”
1 TardisRepoMan 2019-03-07
When did Anthony get back on Twitter?
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-07
I don't get it. Did he mess up and think Trebek was the host of Wheel of Fortune? That's the only way the terrible joke makes sense.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-07
Did his gaggle of basement ballwashers come to his defense yet? That fat slob Dennis Farrell is usually there white knighting him in these circumstances.
1 RibbonsOfCum 2019-03-07
I've heard Tom Myers tell funnier jokes.