Vince seeing Sam's appearance for the first time.

161  2019-03-06 by UnclePaulsSoul

28 comments

Letting Sam associate himself with WWE is the only thing that could make Vince fire his kids.

Roberts is a hack, and a gigantic faggot. But he works for free, and gets Vince advertising over Sirius.

Doesn’t he actually pay to go on WWE stuff? I really hope that’s true.

As much as we'd like that to be true it obviously isn't.

I hope he has to pay for his transportation too.

He is getting ''blown up in the limo'' flashbacks

“God dammit! Why is that ugly freak on my show again!”

And then the jacuzzi.

“God dammit! Why is that ugly freak on my network again!”

Did Sam ever goof on Todd Pettiengil's WWE stuff? Because holy shit Todd looks like Bobby Heenan compared to Sam

He’s also better at radio. It’s almost pitiful how Sam can’t even reach Todd Pettengill levels of broadcast talent.

Sam went to a college that has one of the best broadcasting schools in the nation and he got a fucking sociology degree

Todd also got to interview the wrestlers live on the ppvs. Sam sits at a desk with some lady host 4 hours before the ppv to pretend like he's taking some controversial stance on an upcoming woman's match.

I wish Sam would look like Bobby Herman now.

Have you seen Sammy lately? He looks like he has eaten one too many chicken nuggies.

Vince McMahon is a faggot. Sam is a faggot. Anything wrestling or wrestling-adjacent is faggotry.

I remember jim asking sam awhile back (when I use to listen) if he would blow Vince if he asked and he said without any hesitation that he would. I think that is how sam got his current job as co host to jim. Jim is that cynical (and gay) enough to to tell sam if he wants the job, he has to blow him to completion

We get it, you like to jerk off.

Has the clip where Jim cornette laughs about the famous live blunder Sam did been posted here?

I hired that nigret? WTF was I thinking?

Is that a new word Vince invented to express his regret at hiring Sam?

There’s a great story about Vince hating Christian’s (wrestler) face and wanting to put a blue dot over it. If you’ve ever seen Christian, he’s a decently good looking guy...So I can’t imagine how a guy like Vince allows that Neanderthal, Sam, on his television shows without some type of censor.

That story is proof positive that he has Sam on solely for the goof.

"Whats the haps?" Hehehehe

Christ, he wanted a blue dot over the face of wrestler-Christian, whenever he appeared on tv, a God damn creature like Sam must make him about blow a fucking head gasket. Sam’s appearance is offensive to a guy like Vince. Shit, a guy like me too.

Vince probably thinks he’s the son of Larry Fine.

Real shit.. Vince McMahon is 100% unaware of Sam Roberts being on their payroll.. and/or he has no idea what Sam looks like.. OR he keeps him around because he laughs out loud at how hideous of a human being he is..

Those are the only options

Vince removed Jim Ross and Howard Finkel from TV years ago (but still kept them as backstage employees) because he thought they weren't good-looking enough -- and ONLY for that reason, not because either of them no longer had the voice or the mental capacity to still do their jobs as well as they ever had.