Dude exactly the only street shitter food I had and it was chicken some bullshit so I'ma assume it's what you're saying

went to the indian buffet once with some pests. most stuff has too much vegetables in it for my liking but the curry chicken was damn good!

Ever had a nice chicken pakora, Pat?

I always order the chana masala and samosa

It’s delicious

Hope you catch dengue fever and die slow like a street shitter too

Lamb vindaloo and a pile of naan. The spicier the better.

Hell yeah, brother

It’s great

It’s pretty good, but we got the recipes now so we don’t need any more of them. Or the ones already here for that matter.

Indian food is delicious, as long as there’s no human feces in itbm

So prepared by non-indians?

How much food do white people have to perfect until you people get the message? We'll take your shit, fix whatever it is that makes you have to pile spices on it, add butter, and remarket it around the world. And then McKorma will be the only thing you can get in India, because it's all anyone wants. You're welcome in advance.

What? You're the one on the down-low here trying to get people to come around to Indian culture.

I’m too afraid to try street shitter food.

The smell and the way a lot of it looks legitimately frightens me.

What are you, five?

I've had it. It's not that good. I think some of the northern indian regional cuisine is different in character and better. The sikh stuff.

Yeah from he Punjab region. That stuff is the best.

Does halal cart food count as street shitter food?

They all come from places that wipe bare handed

Don’t be a faggot. Eating falafel doesn’t mean you’re shopping for a summer house in the Gaza Strip.

Indian food is great, the thing is you don’t need a street shitter to make it for you. The best Indian food in my town is made by a kitchen full of dirty Mexicans.

I dated an Indian girl once. She had that disease where cunt tissue grows outside of the cunt, or some shit like that, so every time we had sex it was a huge ordeal because it hurt her. I eventually dumped her when she wouldn’t make me some fucking saag ghoost.

"Korma" means "ass" in Russian. Which I gess is excatly what you're eating.

I like tandori chicken. I can see why they ahit in the street though. I was sprinting for a toilet 16 minutes later

They have some good spices but I'd rather just use those flavors in my own western way without making it all weird.

I always thought they ate Monkey brains and beetles n shit? http://bkpk.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Monkeybrain-1024x435.jpg

scracha markis on linoleum tile is my fav dish

Who doesn't enjoy a plate of naag masarapilu with a side of laranu baal

I could never try it. Too many double vowels in all the names.

Chicken kashmir is probably the greatest food ever invented. It’s essentially a korma with coconut rice and bananas or lychees (get it with both if you have the chance). Order it with a coconut naan for dipping. Better than sex and a fraction of the cost.

They all come from places that wipe bare handed