I bought a practically brand new couch set from a Paki friend for dirt cheap, and when I took it him I noticed it smelled horrendous. Like someone ate curry and squirted their bowels into another bowel of curry and smeared it all over the couch. It took months for the smell to leave, curry has a very strong scent, and it’s fucking rank. His whole house smelled like it too.
Fuck an authentic experience. Basically the Americanized version of all asian cuisines is better: vietnamese, chinese, japanese, thai, korean, and indian. We just make shit taste better.
But this slop of shit? This is not cuisine. This is fucking 7-11 slop. What a disgusting pig to not know enough that he shouldn't be eating that, let alone publicly bragging about it.
32 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-06
Looks like some pretty poor street shitter food.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-03-06
Looks like some street shit.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-06
that's exactly what he'll be doing 5 minutes after he leaves
1 nawtfunny 2019-03-06
it all tastes and smells the fucking same.
1 randomusername8360 2019-03-06
Like shit.
1 GRINGOxFLAMINGO 2019-03-06
I bought a practically brand new couch set from a Paki friend for dirt cheap, and when I took it him I noticed it smelled horrendous. Like someone ate curry and squirted their bowels into another bowel of curry and smeared it all over the couch. It took months for the smell to leave, curry has a very strong scent, and it’s fucking rank. His whole house smelled like it too.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-03-06
Appropriate culture much?
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-03-06
Unbelievable. You are seriously disturbed. Wouldn't be surprised if this ended with you jacking off onto his corpse. Get help.
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-06
I love Indian food and seriously that looks fucking awful. He must be broke. Hopefully he gets Bombay Belly.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-06
You don't think an Indian buffet in Milwaukee would offer an authentic experience, child?
1 DefNotAtWork2 2019-03-06
Fuck an authentic experience. Basically the Americanized version of all asian cuisines is better: vietnamese, chinese, japanese, thai, korean, and indian. We just make shit taste better.
But this slop of shit? This is not cuisine. This is fucking 7-11 slop. What a disgusting pig to not know enough that he shouldn't be eating that, let alone publicly bragging about it.
1 DefNotAtWork2 2019-03-06
The more I look at it, the more its infuriating. Is that a fucking swedish meatball? Even as a fat slob he can't even eat right.
1 xyniphis 2019-03-06
They are deep fried dough balls made with chickpeas and usually have a sweet/tangy sauce
No idea what they are called
1 DefNotAtWork2 2019-03-06
I'm talking about the one on the right
1 xyniphis 2019-03-06
My mistake, I dont have any idea what the fuck that is. Or what gross bullshit he poured on a shitty ikea meatball
1 suirogerg 2019-03-06
Hehehehehehehehehehe
1 comic631 2019-03-06
What a retard, I bet he didn't know that those syrup-donut things are a dessert and put them on his plate anyways.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-06
Well, he is also a fat mother fucker
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-03-06
I'm sad you know about the donuts
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-06
The frozen Indian dinners in Milwaukee gas stations are much better than that.
No joke.
1 multiple_migggs 2019-03-06
What fucking gas stations are you going to?
1 johnajapanda 2019-03-06
Yeah that's a fancy gluten free brand. My whore of an ex buys their products.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-06
Those people use "amazing" for anything better than gruel. What language they aren't seeking to destroy they want demean.
1 tutoredzeus 2019-03-06
It’s a good thing this guy doesn’t write for a livi- oh,
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-06
Way to load up on Carbs fat ass.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-06
Way to load up on carbs fat ass.
1 telav 2019-03-06
nothin like a light beer with low tier Indian food. yum, child.
1 xyniphis 2019-03-06
Pretty sure thats a ginger ale
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-03-06
Indian food in Milwaukee...
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-03-06
A lunch so exquisite that it has 2 rices! 2!
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-03-06
All kidding aside, that does not look like very good Indian food. Even if it was, why is he sharing this with us?
1 Wolosocu 2019-03-06
He can’t even make up an interesting lunch.
1 randomusername8360 2019-03-06
Like shit.
1 xyniphis 2019-03-06
My mistake, I dont have any idea what the fuck that is. Or what gross bullshit he poured on a shitty ikea meatball