Mel, throw her a ham sandwich.

skeletor

Imagine never having to work again and access to unfettered spending money and in return all you need to do in return is give blow jobs on demand once a day and be pleasant to be around.

This is why when you import a foreign bride, you dont allow them to assimilate/Americanize, otherwise they’re gonna start acting like they’re equals

All slavic women are materialistic gold digging whores. It's in their blood.

All women, you mean.

Japanese women might be the exception.

No, not even Japanese women.

I was married to a Japanese broad for 10 years and she didn't fuck me over when it went south.

We were both cheating on each other equally though so it cancelled out.

your wife? she was asian

*waifu

Her name was Susan

My fat Asian wife, Susan.

my japanese gf dumped me because i didn't earn enough money. true labu.

Only 110lbs men date Asian women.

I can’t recommend rice niggers highly enough.

Tom Leslie can be an over the top douche, but some of Leykis 101 will save you ton of problems: -Don’t get married before you’re 30 -Don’t marry an American

That's just the diseased meat we designate for export. Enjoy.

“Just imagine the ones who weren’t smart enough to leave”

"I want half, Eddieee!"

I'm pretty, educated American girl. Sign me up. I'll suck dick & jacuzzi

Pics or GTFO

I'll go. Reddit is unkind to non liberal loud mouth girls who don't make special accounts

We ain't asking to see your face bitch, show your clam.

I’m signing up without pics

And then after fucking that up all she had to do was not discuss their settlement and she fucked that up too

Good job, whore.

Ungrateful cunt

She didn’t smile once during the tree ceremony

tree ceremony

should've been in a rose garden.

*glum

Nightmare Before Christmas ass bitch.

There's nobody named Oksana I wouldn't bang.

pm me, flat-jaw lady

You could even role play that you're banging an alien with her neck and head and face.

And when that gets old, much like her face is, you can role play that's she's Michael Jackson and you're Macaulay Caulkin. Weird ads melted noise looking bitch who probably lays there putting a shopping trip together in her head while she fucks

I know a woman named Oxana. Very cunty.

gonna be hard for her to find another man to marry, would you want to marry some woman who will record your phone conversation and leak them to the media? fuck her.

all that a side, she wouldn't even blow him BEFORE the jacuzzi

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

And the fact that she looks like a zombie

yeah i don't get it. it's not enough to just be thin. this chick looks like she cancelled her mummification halfway through

I remember her being way hotter, but in this photo she looks like a cleaned up version of that face transplant lady who got the shit kicked out of her by that chimp.

Eastern Bloc girls age horribly. Right around 32 they instantly mummify. It's a shame really because they're so beautiful in their twenties and then smack their like instantly old ladies come 30.

While maintaining their shit attitudes.

It's true most of them are miserable cunts. It's a trait of Communism I think.

Probably because they inhale cigarettes like breath mints

Age is a mother fucker, especially to women.

She thought she could find another rich celebrity to bang and get married to, but she fucked herself by recording Mel. She’s damaged goods in Hollywood now and no guy would ever put a ring on that whore’s finger.

God always looks out for his favorite son.

Mel's not a jew.

Exactly

Favorite son

She looks like the lost Michael Jackson phase.

How does that neck support that head?

The power of christ

Nice singing career stupid

I honestly don't care if Mel gets blown BEFORE the Jacuzzi.

I care that ALL MEN get blown before the Jacuzzi

/#MeToo

Mel always wins in the end.

And in the beginning and middle too.

I thought Mel would still be paying child support, which moms leech off?

Mel doesnt have to do anything. He does as he wishes and we mortals are lucky to even know of him.

Oksana? More like Cocks-gonna (get blown before jacuzzi you broke bitch)

You're a pain in my ass! STOP BEING THAT!

ARE SO!

AND I WILL!!!

Bobble head

The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away

Well he did tell her

Weak chin slut.

Shriveled up and worthless. God smites the enemies of Mel, BITCH, CUNT, WHORE!!!!

She has not aged well. Good luck on the resale value, ungrateful snitching cunt.

The wall is real and Oksana embodies what happens. She looks like skeletor in a low cut shirt.

Mel Gibson's new girl is a BABE and definitely blows him before the jacuzzi. https://d2pu2bk1b66iw6.cloudfront.net/photos/2017/09/18/6-175057-199707_actual-1505775794.jpg

I'm happy for Him. He deserves the best.

And Michael Jackson's nose on your face makes you look riDICulous

your wife? she was asian