Imagine your entire existence being predicated on copying your little brother.

320  2019-03-05 by Trenchunit

67 comments

I used to watch wrestling as a kid, like 10 years ago the ultimate warrior came out with a shoot interview from his home. On the topic of Hulk Hogan and all the negative press he was getting, warrior had some advice " Take your gear bag and go home" . That is exactly what the Cumia brothers need to do, take their fucking gear bags and go the fuck away. No more compound media, no more social media. Just go the fuck away.

Look at Joe's dumb ass expression in the bottom right pick. Fucker is so limp wristed he can barely hold the gun up without grimacing.

Some nice wrestling related wisdom there

My contribution is that joe should accept who he really is and watch wrestling like the rest of you faggots

Your gay, unnecessary wrestling anecdote aside, the Cumias have been known for doubling, tripling, quadrupling, pentupling, sextupling, septupling, and octupling down. They're not very bright and they NEVER learn.

WTF is a shoot interview?

A shoot in professional wrestling is any unplanned, unscripted, or real-life occurrence within a wrestling event. It is a carny term shortened from "straight shooting" which originally referred to a gun in a carnival target shooting game which did not have its sights fixed (terminology such as this reflects the professional wrestling industry's roots in traveling carnivals).[1] This term has come to mean a legit attack or fight in professional wrestling, and its meaning has broadened to include unscripted events in general. The opposite of a shoot is a work.

But you didnt explain a worked shoot.

what about a worked shoot doublecross?

What a bunch of smarks

It’s what happens when the boys down at the Big Apple Ranch like your application. They call you and see if you can take a load of cumshots.

Joe's place is a fucking dump

Not sure what you expected

Compound east*

This is a man who can't get his daughter to school on time between browsing this subreddit, filming himself committing traffic violations to own the libtards, happy hour at the Big Apple Ranch, playing dress up, and asking Ant for handouts, you really think he has the mental capacity to even think of cleaning his place

It's so funny how he's an Anthony Cumia impersonator. Close, but undeniably second rate.

He made his whole existence based around being second rate. Parody songs, cover bands, copying and leeching of of his brother. This cow headed old dunce doesn't have a single creative or original bone in his body.

Joe's place is a fucking dump

Neither of their places are anything.

Anthony brags about his "compound". What kind of "compound" is not even two fucking acres? Yeah fantastic grotto when your plastic dinosaur and pool take up 3/4 of the property.

Oh please fag the guy lives in a 4 million dollar home. One of the classic bits is Patrice going on a half hour rant on how pissed he was at the lavish place Anthony is living and him being jealous. The godamn thing is 12,000 square feet. I'm sorry what the fuck do YOU live in? Oh wait let me guess you'll come back with some made up penthouse horse shit. Christ you pro Opie faggots (all 23 of you nationwide) that linger on this dead forum all day everyday are fucking pathetic. To the point you reach for non existent things because well. You've got nothing. Ant and Jimmy are brilliant millionaires with stable careers and tons of talent. Get over it.

Almost fell for this troll until you said Ant had a "stable career"

Uh-oh

It's not even 5k square feet. I've seen the Zillow page

Sweet, BroJoe's alt. How's the fake motorcycle gang?

But what about the people here who actually do live in a more expensive house? What do you got then? I’m not doxxing anyone but I know of at least three guys here who have more money and are more famous than Anthony. So now what?

I’m super curious

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29-Horseshoe-Ln-Roslyn-Heights-NY-11577/31089153_zpid/

Its 4500 sq feet, and worth like a million less than he payed for it. Not saying the house itself is a dump but it's an incredibly stupid investment.

Buy high and sell low, amirite?

Pretty sure the whole property is .38 acres. So fuck not even 2, that shit ain't even a half

Dear lord - some of you really have a lot of time on your hands to put some of this stuff together.

Bravo. Keep it up!

Bravo. Keep it up!

Count on it.

Hi joe

Nope. I am Slow Joe hater.

Probably not Joe. That faggot ended his comment in one sentence. Joe would have kept his rebuttal short by typing 38 additional paragraphs.

Nice show of respect that backfired, stupid.

Fredo

And Fredo, well...

I'm SMAHT, LIBTARD!

This paste up had to be done. Good job.

Dont forget the identical range .50 cal Twitter profiles

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Both of them such touch guys with the gun selfies but whenever either of them is faced with just the least amount of confrontation they run home and rant on social media.

When two obscure nobody guests on his gay podcast start to argue, Ant nervously giggles and hugs his own arms in anxiety, but when the negro hordes descend upon his compound he'll magically become an army of one.

Joe, on the other hand, is just an obnoxious retarded fag.

The dumb cunt couldn’t defend himself against a niglette who made a bitch out of him and you think he will turn into punisher

I was being sarcastic. Ant is a homo.

Tranpa had an opportunity to put a slug in the type of person he hates most, but he didn’t. Why? Because he’s a pussy. He much rather bitch and call her an Ape on Twitter.

His little brother, real musicians, fictional TV bikers...there's nothing Joe won't copy and pretend it's his own. Every single facet of his life and personality was stolen from someone else, except for the extreme faggotry, which is genetic of course.

Wow so BroJoe and Norton actually have something in common

Once Joe found out about Sue, he made haste towards the Big Apple Ranch.

I hope Joe also gets fired from... Um..

ah well

I hope Joe jams his index finger.

I really hate him with a pure and righteous hatred

Consider this, Joe has an IQ floating around 70-80 with zero common sense yet this idiot knows never put your finger on the trigger of a gun unless you plan on firing it. Professor Anthony top's Joe retardation by absolutely has his finger on the trigger of a most likely LOADED HANDGUN pointed at his fucking hand holding his cell phone.

I was seriously just about to post that Joe seems like he's about 80 IQ. The army did a lot of research on it, hence Joe pealing potatoes. I only know about him from this subreddit, but it is like picking on a slightly mentally disabled person.

Nice peeling, stupid.

nigger

From the guy that brought you "commenting 'kike' on every Danny Ross post..."

I first thought it was Joe posing in front of Anthony's dinosaur, but no. Joe bought his own.

This is the face of 60 year old who cries himself to sleep knowing how big of a looser he is and he has to mooch off his Guatemalan faggot brother.

Well Joe’s mom said for years in private he was her favorite. Shows what that guinea fuck knew. *God Bless

I used to think it was just one of those stereotypes that's played up in the media, but they really do always hold their guns sideways

Joes entire life is copying people. You would think he would be good at it by now.

Copying his little brother who is richer and more famous than him and copying bands that are also richer and more famous than him. What a pathetic life he lives. This guy has never won at anything in his life. No wonder he likes to play dress up and pretend he is smart and successful on the internet.

Is that not a white dildo baggies over Joey's shoulder on the top of the cabinet? Hubba hubba ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaahh macho madness space is the place snap into a slim jim yea

Nice 9mm, stupid.

Joe is like a broke, moronic Ditto.

I really hate looking at Joe's face. He looks like a Hispanic pedophile who makes Youtube videos about Disney Land.

Fake hair, fake band, fake guitars, fake dinosaurs

Hell, I bet the gun is fake

Joe makes Frank Stallone look good.

The Girthfather

I love how the quality of the replica dinosaur really exemplifies the difference in the quality of life their income can create for themselves.

Anthony has like a screen-realistic mold with a high detail paint job. If he told you he was at Universal Studios Orlando it would be believable.

Joe has possibly the worst fake dinosaur behind him I have seen in my entire life. a 2 color quick cheap paint job that most likely used the cheapest spray paints available and has not held up well to the elements for the last 25 years it's been on display at some 3rd rate amusement park in east bumble-fuck, North Carolina.

From the guy that brought you "commenting 'kike' on every Danny Ross post..."