I used to watch wrestling as a kid, like 10 years ago the ultimate warrior came out with a shoot interview from his home. On the topic of Hulk Hogan and all the negative press he was getting, warrior had some advice " Take your gear bag and go home" . That is exactly what the Cumia brothers need to do, take their fucking gear bags and go the fuck away. No more compound media, no more social media. Just go the fuck away.
Look at Joe's dumb ass expression in the bottom right pick. Fucker is so limp wristed he can barely hold the gun up without grimacing.
Your gay, unnecessary wrestling anecdote aside, the Cumias have been known for doubling, tripling, quadrupling, pentupling, sextupling, septupling, and octupling down. They're not very bright and they NEVER learn.
A shoot in professional wrestling is any unplanned, unscripted, or real-life occurrence within a wrestling event. It is a carny term shortened from "straight shooting" which originally referred to a gun in a carnival target shooting game which did not have its sights fixed (terminology such as this reflects the professional wrestling industry's roots in traveling carnivals).[1] This term has come to mean a legit attack or fight in professional wrestling, and its meaning has broadened to include unscripted events in general. The opposite of a shoot is a work.
This is a man who can't get his daughter to school on time between browsing this subreddit, filming himself committing traffic violations to own the libtards, happy hour at the Big Apple Ranch, playing dress up, and asking Ant for handouts, you really think he has the mental capacity to even think of cleaning his place
He made his whole existence based around being second rate. Parody songs, cover bands, copying and leeching of of his brother. This cow headed old dunce doesn't have a single creative or original bone in his body.
Anthony brags about his "compound". What kind of "compound" is not even two fucking acres? Yeah fantastic grotto when your plastic dinosaur and pool take up 3/4 of the property.
Oh please fag the guy lives in a 4 million dollar home. One of the classic bits is Patrice going on a half hour rant on how pissed he was at the lavish place Anthony is living and him being jealous. The godamn thing is 12,000 square feet. I'm sorry what the fuck do YOU live in? Oh wait let me guess you'll come back with some made up penthouse horse shit. Christ you pro Opie faggots (all 23 of you nationwide) that linger on this dead forum all day everyday are fucking pathetic. To the point you reach for non existent things because well. You've got nothing. Ant and Jimmy are brilliant millionaires with stable careers and tons of talent. Get over it.
But what about the people here who actually do live in a more expensive house? What do you got then? I’m not doxxing anyone but I know of at least three guys here who have more money and are more famous than Anthony. So now what?
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Both of them such touch guys with the gun selfies but whenever either of them is faced with just the least amount of confrontation they run home and rant on social media.
When two obscure nobody guests on his gay podcast start to argue, Ant nervously giggles and hugs his own arms in anxiety, but when the negro hordes descend upon his compound he'll magically become an army of one.
Joe, on the other hand, is just an obnoxious retarded fag.
Tranpa had an opportunity to put a slug in the type of person he hates most, but he didn’t. Why? Because he’s a pussy. He much rather bitch and call her an Ape on Twitter.
His little brother, real musicians, fictional TV bikers...there's nothing Joe won't copy and pretend it's his own. Every single facet of his life and personality was stolen from someone else, except for the extreme faggotry, which is genetic of course.
Consider this, Joe has an IQ floating around 70-80 with zero common sense yet this idiot knows never put your finger on the trigger of a gun unless you plan on firing it. Professor Anthony top's Joe retardation by absolutely has his finger on the trigger of a most likely LOADED HANDGUN pointed at his fucking hand holding his cell phone.
I was seriously just about to post that Joe seems like he's about 80 IQ. The army did a lot of research on it, hence Joe pealing potatoes. I only know about him from this subreddit, but it is like picking on a slightly mentally disabled person.
Joes entire life is copying people. You would think he would be good at it by now.
Copying his little brother who is richer and more famous than him and copying bands that are also richer and more famous than him. What a pathetic life he lives.
This guy has never won at anything in his life. No wonder he likes to play dress up and pretend he is smart and successful on the internet.
Is that not a white dildo baggies over Joey's shoulder on the top of the cabinet? Hubba hubba ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaahh macho madness space is the place snap into a slim jim yea
I love how the quality of the replica dinosaur really exemplifies the difference in the quality of life their income can create for themselves.
Anthony has like a screen-realistic mold with a high detail paint job. If he told you he was at Universal Studios Orlando it would be believable.
Joe has possibly the worst fake dinosaur behind him I have seen in my entire life. a 2 color quick cheap paint job that most likely used the cheapest spray paints available and has not held up well to the elements for the last 25 years it's been on display at some 3rd rate amusement park in east bumble-fuck, North Carolina.
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1 Opesterino 2019-03-05
I used to watch wrestling as a kid, like 10 years ago the ultimate warrior came out with a shoot interview from his home. On the topic of Hulk Hogan and all the negative press he was getting, warrior had some advice " Take your gear bag and go home" . That is exactly what the Cumia brothers need to do, take their fucking gear bags and go the fuck away. No more compound media, no more social media. Just go the fuck away.
Look at Joe's dumb ass expression in the bottom right pick. Fucker is so limp wristed he can barely hold the gun up without grimacing.
1 MobySac 2019-03-05
Some nice wrestling related wisdom there
My contribution is that joe should accept who he really is and watch wrestling like the rest of you faggots
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-05
Your gay, unnecessary wrestling anecdote aside, the Cumias have been known for doubling, tripling, quadrupling, pentupling, sextupling, septupling, and octupling down. They're not very bright and they NEVER learn.
1 zoogie778 2019-03-05
WTF is a shoot interview?
1 Opesterino 2019-03-05
A shoot in professional wrestling is any unplanned, unscripted, or real-life occurrence within a wrestling event. It is a carny term shortened from "straight shooting" which originally referred to a gun in a carnival target shooting game which did not have its sights fixed (terminology such as this reflects the professional wrestling industry's roots in traveling carnivals).[1] This term has come to mean a legit attack or fight in professional wrestling, and its meaning has broadened to include unscripted events in general. The opposite of a shoot is a work.
1 RemmySkye 2019-03-05
But you didnt explain a worked shoot.
1 Opesterino 2019-03-05
what about a worked shoot doublecross?
1 madrox17 2019-03-05
What a bunch of smarks
1 Trenchunit 2019-03-05
It’s what happens when the boys down at the Big Apple Ranch like your application. They call you and see if you can take a load of cumshots.
1 JuulSantana 2019-03-05
Joe's place is a fucking dump
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-05
Not sure what you expected
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-05
Compound east*
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-05
This is a man who can't get his daughter to school on time between browsing this subreddit, filming himself committing traffic violations to own the libtards, happy hour at the Big Apple Ranch, playing dress up, and asking Ant for handouts, you really think he has the mental capacity to even think of cleaning his place
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-05
It's so funny how he's an Anthony Cumia impersonator. Close, but undeniably second rate.
1 BrainPainter 2019-03-05
He made his whole existence based around being second rate. Parody songs, cover bands, copying and leeching of of his brother. This cow headed old dunce doesn't have a single creative or original bone in his body.
1 PM_ME_BOOB_SUCK_PICS 2019-03-05
Neither of their places are anything.
Anthony brags about his "compound". What kind of "compound" is not even two fucking acres? Yeah fantastic grotto when your plastic dinosaur and pool take up 3/4 of the property.
1 Opiethemaster 2019-03-05
Oh please fag the guy lives in a 4 million dollar home. One of the classic bits is Patrice going on a half hour rant on how pissed he was at the lavish place Anthony is living and him being jealous. The godamn thing is 12,000 square feet. I'm sorry what the fuck do YOU live in? Oh wait let me guess you'll come back with some made up penthouse horse shit. Christ you pro Opie faggots (all 23 of you nationwide) that linger on this dead forum all day everyday are fucking pathetic. To the point you reach for non existent things because well. You've got nothing. Ant and Jimmy are brilliant millionaires with stable careers and tons of talent. Get over it.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-05
Almost fell for this troll until you said Ant had a "stable career"
1 CaptainNordy 2019-03-05
Uh-oh
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-03-05
It's not even 5k square feet. I've seen the Zillow page
1 BullsLawDan 2019-03-05
Sweet, BroJoe's alt. How's the fake motorcycle gang?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-05
But what about the people here who actually do live in a more expensive house? What do you got then? I’m not doxxing anyone but I know of at least three guys here who have more money and are more famous than Anthony. So now what?
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2019-03-05
I’m super curious
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-05
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29-Horseshoe-Ln-Roslyn-Heights-NY-11577/31089153_zpid/
Its 4500 sq feet, and worth like a million less than he payed for it. Not saying the house itself is a dump but it's an incredibly stupid investment.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-05
Buy high and sell low, amirite?
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-05
Pretty sure the whole property is .38 acres. So fuck not even 2, that shit ain't even a half
1 Kalikhead 2019-03-05
Dear lord - some of you really have a lot of time on your hands to put some of this stuff together.
Bravo. Keep it up!
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-05
Count on it.
1 comeflywme 2019-03-05
Hi joe
1 Kalikhead 2019-03-05
Nope. I am Slow Joe hater.
1 CuntlyPeroxide 2019-03-05
Probably not Joe. That faggot ended his comment in one sentence. Joe would have kept his rebuttal short by typing 38 additional paragraphs.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-05
Nice show of respect that backfired, stupid.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-05
Fredo
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-05
And Fredo, well...
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-05
I'm SMAHT, LIBTARD!
1 Mu_Scevich 2019-03-05
This paste up had to be done. Good job.
1 liljoeyk 2019-03-05
Dont forget the identical range .50 cal Twitter profiles
1 [deleted] 2019-03-05
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1 Attonitus1 2019-03-05
Both of them such touch guys with the gun selfies but whenever either of them is faced with just the least amount of confrontation they run home and rant on social media.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-05
When two obscure nobody guests on his gay podcast start to argue, Ant nervously giggles and hugs his own arms in anxiety, but when the negro hordes descend upon his compound he'll magically become an army of one.
Joe, on the other hand, is just an obnoxious retarded fag.
1 JohnDenver2005 2019-03-05
The dumb cunt couldn’t defend himself against a niglette who made a bitch out of him and you think he will turn into punisher
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-05
I was being sarcastic. Ant is a homo.
1 uncle_paul_harrghis 2019-03-05
Tranpa had an opportunity to put a slug in the type of person he hates most, but he didn’t. Why? Because he’s a pussy. He much rather bitch and call her an Ape on Twitter.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-05
His little brother, real musicians, fictional TV bikers...there's nothing Joe won't copy and pretend it's his own. Every single facet of his life and personality was stolen from someone else, except for the extreme faggotry, which is genetic of course.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-03-05
Wow so BroJoe and Norton actually have something in common
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-03-05
Once Joe found out about Sue, he made haste towards the Big Apple Ranch.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-05
I hope Joe also gets fired from... Um..
ah well
I hope Joe jams his index finger.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-03-05
I really hate him with a pure and righteous hatred
1 mrheh 2019-03-05
Consider this, Joe has an IQ floating around 70-80 with zero common sense yet this idiot knows never put your finger on the trigger of a gun unless you plan on firing it. Professor Anthony top's Joe retardation by absolutely has his finger on the trigger of a most likely LOADED HANDGUN pointed at his fucking hand holding his cell phone.
1 whatisthishere 2019-03-05
I was seriously just about to post that Joe seems like he's about 80 IQ. The army did a lot of research on it, hence Joe pealing potatoes. I only know about him from this subreddit, but it is like picking on a slightly mentally disabled person.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-05
Nice peeling, stupid.
1 niggerposter 2019-03-05
nigger
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-03-05
From the guy that brought you "commenting 'kike' on every Danny Ross post..."
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-03-05
I first thought it was Joe posing in front of Anthony's dinosaur, but no. Joe bought his own.
1 JohnDenver2005 2019-03-05
This is the face of 60 year old who cries himself to sleep knowing how big of a looser he is and he has to mooch off his Guatemalan faggot brother.
1 brokencurse 2019-03-05
Well Joe’s mom said for years in private he was her favorite. Shows what that guinea fuck knew. *God Bless
1 ThePoorLad 2019-03-05
I used to think it was just one of those stereotypes that's played up in the media, but they really do always hold their guns sideways
1 barlowqt 2019-03-05
Joes entire life is copying people. You would think he would be good at it by now.
Copying his little brother who is richer and more famous than him and copying bands that are also richer and more famous than him. What a pathetic life he lives. This guy has never won at anything in his life. No wonder he likes to play dress up and pretend he is smart and successful on the internet.
1 RemmySkye 2019-03-05
Is that not a white dildo baggies over Joey's shoulder on the top of the cabinet? Hubba hubba ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaahh macho madness space is the place snap into a slim jim yea
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-03-05
Nice 9mm, stupid.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-05
Joe is like a broke, moronic Ditto.
1 bollg 2019-03-05
I really hate looking at Joe's face. He looks like a Hispanic pedophile who makes Youtube videos about Disney Land.
1 hard_to_explain 2019-03-05
Fake hair, fake band, fake guitars, fake dinosaurs
Hell, I bet the gun is fake
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-05
Joe makes Frank Stallone look good.
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-03-05
The Girthfather
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-05
I love how the quality of the replica dinosaur really exemplifies the difference in the quality of life their income can create for themselves.
Anthony has like a screen-realistic mold with a high detail paint job. If he told you he was at Universal Studios Orlando it would be believable.
Joe has possibly the worst fake dinosaur behind him I have seen in my entire life. a 2 color quick cheap paint job that most likely used the cheapest spray paints available and has not held up well to the elements for the last 25 years it's been on display at some 3rd rate amusement park in east bumble-fuck, North Carolina.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-03-05
From the guy that brought you "commenting 'kike' on every Danny Ross post..."